Oliver's Army

	Don't start that talking '
	Coz I could talk all night
	My mind was sleep walking
	While I'm putting the world to rights
	Call careers information
	Have you got yourself an occupation ?
	Oliver's Army are here to stay
	Oliver's Army are on their way
	And I would rather be anywhere else
	Than here today
	There was a
	Checkpoint
	Charlie He didn't crack a smile
	But it's no laughing party
	When you've been on the murder mile
	All it takes is one itchy trigger
	One more widow one less white nigger
	Oliver's Army are here to stay
	Oliver's Army are on their way
	And I would rather be anywhere else
	Than here today
	Hong Kong is up for grabs
	London is full of
	Arabs We could be in
	Palestine
	Overrun by a
	Chinese line
	With the boys from the
	Mersey and the
	Thames and the
	Tyne But there's no danger
	It's a professional career
	Though it could be arranged
	With just a word in
	Mr. Churchill's ear
	If you're out of luck your out of work
	We could send you to
	Johannesburg
	Oliver's Army are here to stay
	Oliver's Army are on their way
	And I would rather be anywhere else
	Than here today
	And I would rather be anywhere else
	Than here today
	And I would rather be anywhere else
	Than here today