| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 爱力狮 |
| [00:00.016] | 作词 : 陈仨 |
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| [00:15.41] | 我不会耕田吃草让人下注 |
| [00:18.62] | 什么理由发明什么叫马子 |
| [00:22.39] | 难道是想让匹马为你生个儿子 |
| [00:29.77] | 我没有兄弟聚会那些幌子 |
| [00:33.41] | 还可以煮好宵夜当做没事 |
| [00:37.07] | 仔细想想你就会知道谁才是傻子 |
| [00:43.95] | 我笑得柔软 心却比铁还刚 |
| [00:51.16] | 世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛 |
| [00:58.84] | 不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂 |
| [01:02.55] | 不要再说要会铺床又能着床 |
| [01:06.19] | 这个世界没有女人该怎么办 |
| [01:09.96] | 你想 你想 |
| [01:13.68] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [01:17.33] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [01:20.97] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [01:24.97] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [01:27.94] | 简直可笑 |
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| [01:36.58] | 我记得你最喜欢哪双袜子 |
| [01:39.82] | 朋友聚会演戏让你有面子 |
| [01:43.54] | 难道我没有发现你目测谁的Size |
| [01:50.86] | 我记得女娲补天岳母刺字 |
| [01:54.62] | 你只讲少说多做相夫教子 |
| [01:58.22] | 仔细算算最值钱的只是结婚戒指 |
| [02:05.10] | 我笑得柔软 心却比铁还刚 |
| [02:12.14] | 世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛 |
| [02:19.94] | 不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂 |
| [02:23.69] | 不要再说要会铺床又能着床 |
| [02:27.42] | 这个世界没有女人该怎么办 |
| [02:31.39] | 你想 你想 |
| [02:34.89] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [02:38.50] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [02:42.27] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [02:46.19] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [02:49.30] | 简直可笑 |
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| [03:04.28] | 你可以抱我重复爱我的台词 |
| [03:08.08] | 我不相信你有放弃我的Guts |
| [03:11.78] | 我无所谓女人就该是这样子 |
| [03:15.79] | 安静 该死 |
| [03:19.14] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [03:23.05] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [03:26.51] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [03:30.57] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [03:33.37] | 简直荒唐 无聊 |
| [03:42.53] | 荒唐 无聊 |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ai li shi |
| [00:00.016] | zuo ci : chen sa |
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| [00:15.41] | wo bu hui geng tian chi cao rang ren xia zhu |
| [00:18.62] | shen me li you fa ming shen me jiao ma zi |
| [00:22.39] | nan dao shi xiang rang pi ma wei ni sheng ge er zi |
| [00:29.77] | wo mei you xiong di ju hui nei xie huang zi |
| [00:33.41] | hai ke yi zhu hao xiao ye dang zuo mei shi |
| [00:37.07] | zi xi xiang xiang ni jiu hui zhi dao shui cai shi sha zi |
| [00:43.95] | wo xiao de rou ruan xin que bi tie hai gang |
| [00:51.16] | shi jie nan ren cheng wang nv ren que shen me dou kang |
| [00:58.84] | bu yao zai shuo yao jin chu fang neng chu ting tang |
| [01:02.55] | bu yao zai shuo yao hui pu chuang you neng zhuo chuang |
| [01:06.19] | zhe ge shi jie mei you nv ren gai zen me ban |
| [01:09.96] | ni xiang ni xiang |
| [01:13.68] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [01:17.33] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [01:20.97] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [01:24.97] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [01:27.94] | jian zhi ke xiao |
| [01:32.21] | |
| [01:36.58] | wo ji de ni zui xi huan na shuang wa zi |
| [01:39.82] | peng you ju hui yan xi rang ni you mian zi |
| [01:43.54] | nan dao wo mei you fa xian ni mu ce shui de Size |
| [01:50.86] | wo ji de nv wa bu tian yue mu ci zi |
| [01:54.62] | ni zhi jiang shao shuo duo zuo xiang fu jiao zi |
| [01:58.22] | zi xi suan suan zui zhi qian de zhi shi jie hun jie zhi |
| [02:05.10] | wo xiao de rou ruan xin que bi tie hai gang |
| [02:12.14] | shi jie nan ren cheng wang nv ren que shen me dou kang |
| [02:19.94] | bu yao zai shuo yao jin chu fang neng chu ting tang |
| [02:23.69] | bu yao zai shuo yao hui pu chuang you neng zhuo chuang |
| [02:27.42] | zhe ge shi jie mei you nv ren gai zen me ban |
| [02:31.39] | ni xiang ni xiang |
| [02:34.89] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [02:38.50] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [02:42.27] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [02:46.19] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [02:49.30] | jian zhi ke xiao |
| [02:53.30] | |
| [03:04.28] | ni ke yi bao wo chong fu ai wo de tai ci |
| [03:08.08] | wo bu xiang xin ni you fang qi wo de Guts |
| [03:11.78] | wo wu suo wei nv ren jiu gai shi zhe yang zi |
| [03:15.79] | an jing gai si |
| [03:19.14] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [03:23.05] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [03:26.51] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [03:30.57] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [03:33.37] | jian zhi huang tang wu liao |
| [03:42.53] | huang tang wu liao |
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| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : ài lì shī |
| [00:00.016] | zuò cí : chén sā |
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| [00:15.41] | wǒ bú huì gēng tián chī cǎo ràng rén xià zhù |
| [00:18.62] | shén me lǐ yóu fā míng shén me jiào mǎ zǐ |
| [00:22.39] | nán dào shì xiǎng ràng pǐ mǎ wèi nǐ shēng gè ér zi |
| [00:29.77] | wǒ méi yǒu xiōng dì jù huì nèi xiē huǎng zi |
| [00:33.41] | hái kě yǐ zhǔ hǎo xiāo yè dàng zuò méi shì |
| [00:37.07] | zǐ xì xiǎng xiǎng nǐ jiù huì zhī dào shuí cái shì shǎ zi |
| [00:43.95] | wǒ xiào dé róu ruǎn xīn què bǐ tiě hái gāng |
| [00:51.16] | shì jiè nán rén chēng wáng nǚ rén què shén me dōu káng |
| [00:58.84] | bú yào zài shuō yào jìn chú fáng néng chū tīng táng |
| [01:02.55] | bú yào zài shuō yào huì pū chuáng yòu néng zhuó chuáng |
| [01:06.19] | zhè gè shì jiè méi yǒu nǚ rén gāi zěn me bàn |
| [01:09.96] | nǐ xiǎng nǐ xiǎng |
| [01:13.68] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [01:17.33] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [01:20.97] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [01:24.97] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [01:27.94] | jiǎn zhí kě xiào |
| [01:32.21] | |
| [01:36.58] | wǒ jì de nǐ zuì xǐ huān nǎ shuāng wà zi |
| [01:39.82] | péng yǒu jù huì yǎn xì ràng nǐ yǒu miàn zi |
| [01:43.54] | nán dào wǒ méi yǒu fā xiàn nǐ mù cè shuí de Size |
| [01:50.86] | wǒ jì de nǚ wā bǔ tiān yuè mǔ cì zì |
| [01:54.62] | nǐ zhǐ jiǎng shǎo shuō duō zuò xiàng fū jiào zǐ |
| [01:58.22] | zǐ xì suàn suàn zuì zhí qián de zhǐ shì jié hūn jiè zhǐ |
| [02:05.10] | wǒ xiào dé róu ruǎn xīn què bǐ tiě hái gāng |
| [02:12.14] | shì jiè nán rén chēng wáng nǚ rén què shén me dōu káng |
| [02:19.94] | bú yào zài shuō yào jìn chú fáng néng chū tīng táng |
| [02:23.69] | bú yào zài shuō yào huì pū chuáng yòu néng zhuó chuáng |
| [02:27.42] | zhè gè shì jiè méi yǒu nǚ rén gāi zěn me bàn |
| [02:31.39] | nǐ xiǎng nǐ xiǎng |
| [02:34.89] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [02:38.50] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [02:42.27] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [02:46.19] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [02:49.30] | jiǎn zhí kě xiào |
| [02:53.30] | |
| [03:04.28] | nǐ kě yǐ bào wǒ chóng fù ài wǒ de tái cí |
| [03:08.08] | wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ yǒu fàng qì wǒ de Guts |
| [03:11.78] | wǒ wú suǒ wèi nǚ rén jiù gāi shì zhè yàng zi |
| [03:15.79] | ān jìng gāi sǐ |
| [03:19.14] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [03:23.05] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [03:26.51] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [03:30.57] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [03:33.37] | jiǎn zhí huāng táng wú liáo |
| [03:42.53] | huāng táng wú liáo |
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