| Song | My Friend Stan |
| Artist | Slade |
| Album | Old New Borrowed and Blue |
| My friend Stan’s got a funny old man | |
| Oh yeah, oh yeah | |
| He makes him work all night 'til he can’t do it right | |
| Oh yeah, aha | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye, | |
| I know that you’re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you're gettin’ to him, gettin’ to him | |
| My friend Jack’s got an ache in his back | |
| Oooooh oh yeah | |
| The doc said he’d be fine if he’d just take his time | |
| Ohh oh, ooh | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye | |
| I know that you’re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you're gettin’ to him, you've been gettin’ to him - kinky! | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye | |
| I know that you’re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you're gettin’ to him, you've been gettin’ to him | |
| My friend Pete says his body is weak | |
| Oh yeah, aha | |
| He told me he can’t sleep and his temperature’s steep | |
| Oh yeah, woho | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye, | |
| I know that you’re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you're gettin’ to him, you've been gettin’ to him, | |
| You've been gettin’ to him, you've been gettin’ to him | |
| Oh yeah! |
| My friend Stan' s got a funny old man | |
| Oh yeah, oh yeah | |
| He makes him work all night ' til he can' t do it right | |
| Oh yeah, aha | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye, | |
| I know that you' re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you' re gettin' to him, gettin' to him | |
| My friend Jack' s got an ache in his back | |
| Oooooh oh yeah | |
| The doc said he' d be fine if he' d just take his time | |
| Ohh oh, ooh | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye | |
| I know that you' re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you' re gettin' to him, you' ve been gettin' to him kinky! | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye | |
| I know that you' re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you' re gettin' to him, you' ve been gettin' to him | |
| My friend Pete says his body is weak | |
| Oh yeah, aha | |
| He told me he can' t sleep and his temperature' s steep | |
| Oh yeah, woho | |
| And from the way you blacked my eye, | |
| I know that you' re the reason why | |
| And from the way you fix his tie | |
| I see you' re gettin' to him, you' ve been gettin' to him, | |
| You' ve been gettin' to him, you' ve been gettin' to him | |
| Oh yeah! |