| 作曲 : JK.Chen | |
| 作词 : JK.Chen | |
| 编曲：JK.Chen | |
| 老子精确拿起老子手术刀 | |
| 老子一刀一刀割开你们虚情假意 | |
| 那些客套马屁不打自招 | |
| 马屁拍不着，拍着拍着拍卓马的蹄子 | |
| 蹄子一脚挨你zhua着护城河里挨你淹死 | |
| 自称老江湖，是个老司机 | |
| 开着老爷车，招摇过市可以倚老卖老 | |
| 你的资历高，你又入行早 | |
| 老子就是狂，老子就是燥 | |
| 自己没得本事，非要装个老师 | |
| 自己哪样B样，心里没得B数 | |
| 脑子只能装装化肥，没得半点墨水 | |
| 没得文化，没得文化偏要装有文化 | |
| 趁早打副板子，烧个俑人给你生个小子 | |
| 人又长得丑，做人做事还要令人作呕 | |
| 活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地 | |
| 半死不活还要浪费国家那点养老金 | |
| 倚老卖老，nmp，倚老卖老，nmp | |
| 自以为是DSB，故弄玄虚，超级SB | |
| 倚老卖老，nmp，倚老卖老，nmp | |
| 自以为是DSB，故弄玄虚，超级SB | |
| 老了狗也啃不动，鸡也啄不卓 | |
| 还要装逼，装逼，装逼，自装清高 | |
| 眼睛色眯眯，盯着漂亮姑娘大咪咪 | |
| 自称活得长，长得像王八 | |
| 家里红旗从来不倒 | |
| 对着媳妇扯谎，脸不红么，心不会跳 | |
| 外头天天风流快活似神仙 | |
| 人送外号快乐男生，超级快枪手 | |
| 一夜八次郎的，老豺狗 | |
| 对待所有朋友，从来不会在乎哪样情意 | |
| 天天占人便宜，自以为是，自己有多聪明 | |
| 喝酒从来三杯就倒，开始胡言乱语吹牛逼 | |
| 解开八个月大的大肚子的裤腰带 | |
| 侃侃而谈再找个机会摸摸服务员的大屁屁 |
| zuo qu : JK. Chen | |
| zuo ci : JK. Chen | |
| bian qu: JK. Chen | |
| lao zi jing que na qi lao zi shou shu dao | |
| lao zi yi dao yi dao ge kai ni men xu qing jia yi | |
| nei xie ke tao ma pi bu da zi zhao | |
| ma pi pai bu zhao, pai zhe pai zhe pai zhuo ma de ti zi | |
| ti zi yi jiao ai ni zhua zhe hu cheng he li ai ni yan si | |
| zi cheng lao jiang hu, shi ge lao si ji | |
| kai zhe lao ye che, zhao yao guo shi ke yi yi lao mai lao | |
| ni de zi li gao, ni you ru xing zao | |
| lao zi jiu shi kuang, lao zi jiu shi zao | |
| zi ji mei de ben shi, fei yao zhuang ge lao shi | |
| zi ji na yang B yang, xin li mei de B shu | |
| nao zi zhi neng zhuang zhuang hua fei, mei de ban dian mo shui | |
| mei de wen hua, mei de wen hua pian yao zhuang you wen hua | |
| chen zao da fu ban zi, shao ge yong ren gei ni sheng ge xiao zi | |
| ren you zhang de chou, zuo ren zuo shi hai yao ling ren zuo ou | |
| huo zhe lang fei kong qi, si le lang fei tu di | |
| ban si bu huo hai yao lang fei guo jia na dian yang lao jin | |
| yi lao mai lao, nmp, yi lao mai lao, nmp | |
| zi yi wei shi DSB, gu nong xuan xu, chao ji SB | |
| yi lao mai lao, nmp, yi lao mai lao, nmp | |
| zi yi wei shi DSB, gu nong xuan xu, chao ji SB | |
| lao le gou ye ken bu dong, ji ye zhuo bu zhuo | |
| hai yao zhuang bi, zhuang bi, zhuang bi, zi zhuang qing gao | |
| yan jing se mi mi, ding zhe piao liang gu niang da mi mi | |
| zi cheng huo de zhang, zhang de xiang wang ba | |
| jia li hong qi cong lai bu dao | |
| dui zhe xi fu che huang, lian bu hong me, xin bu hui tiao | |
| wai tou tian tian feng liu kuai huo si shen xian | |
| ren song wai hao kuai le nan sheng, chao ji kuai qiang shou | |
| yi ye ba ci lang de, lao chai gou | |
| dui dai suo you peng you, cong lai bu hui zai hu na yang qing yi | |
| tian tian zhan ren pian yi, zi yi wei shi, zi ji you duo cong ming | |
| he jiu cong lai san bei jiu dao, kai shi hu yan luan yu chui niu bi | |
| jie kai ba ge yue da de da du zi de ku yao dai | |
| kan kan er tan zai zhao ge ji hui mo mo fu wu yuan de da pi pi |
| zuò qǔ : JK. Chen | |
| zuò cí : JK. Chen | |
| biān qǔ: JK. Chen | |
| lǎo zǐ jīng què ná qǐ lǎo zi shǒu shù dāo | |
| lǎo zi yī dāo yī dāo gē kāi nǐ men xū qíng jiǎ yì | |
| nèi xiē kè tào mǎ pì bù dǎ zì zhāo | |
| mǎ pì pāi bù zháo, pāi zhe pāi zhe pāi zhuō mǎ de tí zi | |
| tí zi yī jiǎo āi nǐ zhua zhe hù chéng hé lǐ āi nǐ yān sǐ | |
| zì chēng lǎo jiāng hú, shì gè lǎo sī jī | |
| kāi zhe lǎo yé chē, zhāo yáo guò shì kě yǐ yǐ lǎo mài lǎo | |
| nǐ de zī lì gāo, nǐ yòu rù xíng zǎo | |
| lǎo zi jiù shì kuáng, lǎo zi jiù shì zào | |
| zì jǐ méi de běn shì, fēi yào zhuāng gè lǎo shī | |
| zì jǐ nǎ yàng B yàng, xīn lǐ méi de B shù | |
| nǎo zi zhǐ néng zhuāng zhuāng huà féi, méi de bàn diǎn mò shuǐ | |
| méi de wén huà, méi de wén huà piān yào zhuāng yǒu wén huà | |
| chèn zǎo dǎ fù bǎn zi, shāo gè yǒng rén gěi nǐ shēng gè xiǎo zi | |
| rén yòu zhǎng de chǒu, zuò rén zuò shì hái yào lìng rén zuò ǒu | |
| huó zhe làng fèi kōng qì, sǐ le làng fèi tǔ dì | |
| bàn sǐ bù huó hái yào làng fèi guó jiā nà diǎn yǎng lǎo jīn | |
| yǐ lǎo mài lǎo, nmp, yǐ lǎo mài lǎo, nmp | |
| zì yǐ wéi shì DSB, gù nòng xuán xū, chāo jí SB | |
| yǐ lǎo mài lǎo, nmp, yǐ lǎo mài lǎo, nmp | |
| zì yǐ wéi shì DSB, gù nòng xuán xū, chāo jí SB | |
| lǎo le gǒu yě kěn bù dòng, jī yě zhuó bù zhuō | |
| hái yào zhuāng bī, zhuāng bī, zhuāng bī, zì zhuāng qīng gāo | |
| yǎn jīng sè mī mī, dīng zhe piào liàng gū niáng dà mī mī | |
| zì chēng huó dé zhǎng, zhǎng de xiàng wáng bā | |
| jiā lǐ hóng qí cóng lái bù dǎo | |
| duì zhe xí fù chě huǎng, liǎn bù hóng me, xīn bú huì tiào | |
| wài tou tiān tiān fēng liú kuài huó sì shén xiān | |
| rén sòng wài hào kuài lè nán shēng, chāo jí kuài qiāng shǒu | |
| yī yè bā cì láng de, lǎo chái gǒu | |
| duì dài suǒ yǒu péng yǒu, cóng lái bú huì zài hu nǎ yàng qíng yì | |
| tiān tiān zhàn rén pián yí, zì yǐ wéi shì, zì jǐ yǒu duō cōng míng | |
| hē jiǔ cóng lái sān bēi jiù dào, kāi shǐ hú yán luàn yǔ chuī niú bī | |
| jiě kāi bā gè yuè dà de dà dǔ zi de kù yāo dài | |
| kǎn kǎn ér tán zài zhǎo gè jī huì mō mō fú wù yuán de dà pì pì |
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