| Song | As Smart as Geek Is Chic Right Now |
| Artist | Say Hi To Your Mom |
| Album | Ferocious Mopes |
| They made a mistake at the toy factory | |
| And forgot to turn off the brain machine. | |
| So when security opened the door the next day, | |
| There was a plastic, brand new army. | |
| And they were are smart as geek is chic right now, | |
| And as clever as the invention of pillow cases. | |
| And they asked the guard who had made them, | |
| But his knees were so shaky and he wasn't so smart. | |
| So he shot them all dead. |