| [00:02.026] | (光速洗头中...) |
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| [00:21.313] | 每次多杀一个人 都要说声吃鸡啦 |
| [00:24.910] | 魔镜魔镜看看我 我的**在哪里 |
| [00:28.377] | 开挂 我要开挂 我要变成大挂壁 |
| [00:32.107] | （打脸***...） |
| [00:34.033] | 我要变成大挂壁 |
| [00:39.735] | 为了开个见面会 找了水军好几位 |
| [00:43.038] | 为了斗鱼当一哥 透视自瞄加玩蛇 |
| [00:46.733] | 因为蓝洞是我爸 所以两秒十七发 |
| [00:50.260] | 努力 我要努力 我要变成大挂壁 |
| [00:54.346] | (光速打脸******限定版...) |
| [00:56.102] | 我我我我 真的 没没没 开挂挂 开挂挂 |
| [01:02.670] | 我我我我 真的 没没没 开挂挂 |
| [01:06.666] | 燃烧我的卡路里(注入灵魂) |
| [01:08.619] | 卧槽 没开挂 我要开挂*** |
| [01:12.159] | 五百万我给你花 |
| [01:13.998] | 上香上香别客气 |
| [01:15.760] | 卧槽 我开挂 封我账号没办法 |
| [01:19.415] | 快拿实锤砸烂我 |
| [01:21.241] | 还有背包平底锅 |
| [01:23.066] | 来来 我牛比 二十九杀吃个鸡 |
| [01:26.733] | 开八倍镜不屏息 |
| [01:28.566] | 卢来佛祖不服气 |
| [01:30.412] | 来来 我牛比 一枪爆头八百里 |
| [01:34.076] | 当场去世断了气 |
| [01:35.831] | 不开挂我不放弃 |
| [01:37.663] | （战术打脸） |
| [01:46.727] | 为了开个见面会 找了水军好几位 |
| [01:50.392] | 为了斗鱼当一哥 透视自瞄加玩蛇 |
| [01:53.998] | 因为蓝洞是我爸 所以两秒十七发 |
| [01:57.640] | 努力 我要努力 我要变成大挂壁 |
| [02:01.278] | (光速洗头中...) |
| [02:03.886] | 我我我我 真的 没没没 开挂挂 |
| [02:14.161] | 燃烧我的卡路里（注入灵魂） |
| [02:15.895] | 卧槽 没开挂 我要开挂*** |
| [02:19.407] | 五百万我给你花 |
| [02:21.254] | 上香上香别客气 |
| [02:23.113] | 卧槽 我开挂 封我账号没办法 |
| [02:26.682] | 快拿实锤砸烂我 |
| [02:28.494] | 还有背包平底锅 |
| [02:30.345] | 来来 我** 二十九杀吃个鸡 |
| [02:33.981] | 开八倍镜不屏息 |
| [02:35.801] | 卢来佛祖不服气 |
| [02:37.637] | 来来 我牛比 一枪爆头八百里 |
| [02:41.290] | 当场去世断了气 |
| [02:43.072] | 不开挂我不放弃 |
| [02:45.091] | （战术打脸中） |
| [02:46.361] | 我我我我 真的 没没没 开挂挂 开挂挂 |
| [02:52.108] | (光速洗头中) |
| [02:53.699] | 我我我我 真的 没没没 开挂挂 |
| [02:57.922] | 燃烧我的卡路里（注入灵魂） |
| [02:59.592] | 我要变成大挂比 |
| [00:02.026] | guang su xi tou zhong... |
| [00:17.679] | mei tian qi chuang di yi ju wo yao bian cheng ke xue jia |
| [00:21.313] | mei ci duo sha yi ge ren dou yao shuo sheng chi ji la |
| [00:24.910] | mo jing mo jing kan kan wo wo de zai na li |
| [00:28.377] | kai gua wo yao kai gua wo yao bian cheng da gua bi |
| [00:32.107] | da lian... |
| [00:34.033] | wo yao bian cheng da gua bi |
| [00:39.735] | wei le kai ge jian mian hui zhao le shui jun hao ji wei |
| [00:43.038] | wei le dou yu dang yi ge tou shi zi miao jia wan she |
| [00:46.733] | yin wei lan dong shi wo ba suo yi liang miao shi qi fa |
| [00:50.260] | nu li wo yao nu li wo yao bian cheng da gua bi |
| [00:54.346] | guang su da lian xian ding ban... |
| [00:56.102] | wo wo wo wo zhen de mei mei mei kai gua gua kai gua gua |
| [01:02.670] | wo wo wo wo zhen de mei mei mei kai gua gua |
| [01:06.666] | ran shao wo di ka lu li zhu ru ling hun |
| [01:08.619] | wo cao mei kai gua wo yao kai gua |
| [01:12.159] | wu bai wan wo gei ni hua |
| [01:13.998] | shang xiang shang xiang bie ke qi |
| [01:15.760] | wo cao wo kai gua feng wo zhang hao mei ban fa |
| [01:19.415] | kuai na shi chui za lan wo |
| [01:21.241] | hai you bei bao ping di guo |
| [01:23.066] | lai lai wo niu bi er shi jiu sha chi ge ji |
| [01:26.733] | kai ba bei jing bu bing xi |
| [01:28.566] | lu lai fo zu bu fu qi |
| [01:30.412] | lai lai wo niu bi yi qiang bao tou ba bai li |
| [01:34.076] | dang chang qu shi duan le qi |
| [01:35.831] | bu kai gua wo bu fang qi |
| [01:37.663] | zhan shu da lian |
| [01:46.727] | wei le kai ge jian mian hui zhao le shui jun hao ji wei |
| [01:50.392] | wei le dou yu dang yi ge tou shi zi miao jia wan she |
| [01:53.998] | yin wei lan dong shi wo ba suo yi liang miao shi qi fa |
| [01:57.640] | nu li wo yao nu li wo yao bian cheng da gua bi |
| [02:01.278] | guang su xi tou zhong... |
| [02:03.886] | wo wo wo wo zhen de mei mei mei kai gua gua |
| [02:14.161] | ran shao wo di ka lu li zhu ru ling hun |
| [02:15.895] | wo cao mei kai gua wo yao kai gua |
| [02:19.407] | wu bai wan wo gei ni hua |
| [02:21.254] | shang xiang shang xiang bie ke qi |
| [02:23.113] | wo cao wo kai gua feng wo zhang hao mei ban fa |
| [02:26.682] | kuai na shi chui za lan wo |
| [02:28.494] | hai you bei bao ping di guo |
| [02:30.345] | lai lai wo er shi jiu sha chi ge ji |
| [02:33.981] | kai ba bei jing bu bing xi |
| [02:35.801] | lu lai fo zu bu fu qi |
| [02:37.637] | lai lai wo niu bi yi qiang bao tou ba bai li |
| [02:41.290] | dang chang qu shi duan le qi |
| [02:43.072] | bu kai gua wo bu fang qi |
| [02:45.091] | zhan shu da lian zhong |
| [02:46.361] | wo wo wo wo zhen de mei mei mei kai gua gua kai gua gua |
| [02:52.108] | guang su xi tou zhong |
| [02:53.699] | wo wo wo wo zhen de mei mei mei kai gua gua |
| [02:57.922] | ran shao wo di ka lu li zhu ru ling hun |
| [02:59.592] | wo yao bian cheng da gua bi |
| [00:02.026] | guāng sù xǐ tóu zhōng... |
| [00:17.679] | měi tiān qǐ chuáng dì yī jù wǒ yào biàn chéng kē xué jiā |
| [00:21.313] | měi cì duō shā yí ge rén dōu yào shuō shēng chī jī la |
| [00:24.910] | mó jìng mó jìng kàn kàn wǒ wǒ de zài nǎ lǐ |
| [00:28.377] | kāi guà wǒ yào kāi guà wǒ yào biàn chéng dà guà bì |
| [00:32.107] | dǎ liǎn... |
| [00:34.033] | wǒ yào biàn chéng dà guà bì |
| [00:39.735] | wèi le kāi gè jiàn miàn huì zhǎo le shuǐ jūn hǎo jǐ wèi |
| [00:43.038] | wèi le dòu yú dāng yī gē tòu shì zì miáo jiā wán shé |
| [00:46.733] | yīn wèi lán dòng shì wǒ bà suǒ yǐ liǎng miǎo shí qī fā |
| [00:50.260] | nǔ lì wǒ yào nǔ lì wǒ yào biàn chéng dà guà bì |
| [00:54.346] | guāng sù dǎ liǎn xiàn dìng bǎn... |
| [00:56.102] | wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi méi méi kāi guà guà kāi guà guà |
| [01:02.670] | wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi méi méi kāi guà guà |
| [01:06.666] | rán shāo wǒ dí kǎ lù lǐ zhù rù líng hún |
| [01:08.619] | wò cáo méi kāi guà wǒ yào kāi guà |
| [01:12.159] | wǔ bǎi wàn wǒ gěi nǐ huā |
| [01:13.998] | shàng xiāng shàng xiāng bié kè qi |
| [01:15.760] | wò cáo wǒ kāi guà fēng wǒ zhàng hào méi bàn fǎ |
| [01:19.415] | kuài ná shí chuí zá làn wǒ |
| [01:21.241] | hái yǒu bēi bāo píng dǐ guō |
| [01:23.066] | lái lái wǒ niú bǐ èr shí jiǔ shā chī gè jī |
| [01:26.733] | kāi bā bèi jìng bù bǐng xī |
| [01:28.566] | lú lái fó zǔ bù fú qì |
| [01:30.412] | lái lái wǒ niú bǐ yī qiāng bào tóu bā bǎi lǐ |
| [01:34.076] | dāng chǎng qù shì duàn le qì |
| [01:35.831] | bù kāi guà wǒ bù fàng qì |
| [01:37.663] | zhàn shù dǎ liǎn |
| [01:46.727] | wèi le kāi gè jiàn miàn huì zhǎo le shuǐ jūn hǎo jǐ wèi |
| [01:50.392] | wèi le dòu yú dāng yī gē tòu shì zì miáo jiā wán shé |
| [01:53.998] | yīn wèi lán dòng shì wǒ bà suǒ yǐ liǎng miǎo shí qī fā |
| [01:57.640] | nǔ lì wǒ yào nǔ lì wǒ yào biàn chéng dà guà bì |
| [02:01.278] | guāng sù xǐ tóu zhōng... |
| [02:03.886] | wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi méi méi kāi guà guà |
| [02:14.161] | rán shāo wǒ dí kǎ lù lǐ zhù rù líng hún |
| [02:15.895] | wò cáo méi kāi guà wǒ yào kāi guà |
| [02:19.407] | wǔ bǎi wàn wǒ gěi nǐ huā |
| [02:21.254] | shàng xiāng shàng xiāng bié kè qi |
| [02:23.113] | wò cáo wǒ kāi guà fēng wǒ zhàng hào méi bàn fǎ |
| [02:26.682] | kuài ná shí chuí zá làn wǒ |
| [02:28.494] | hái yǒu bēi bāo píng dǐ guō |
| [02:30.345] | lái lái wǒ èr shí jiǔ shā chī gè jī |
| [02:33.981] | kāi bā bèi jìng bù bǐng xī |
| [02:35.801] | lú lái fó zǔ bù fú qì |
| [02:37.637] | lái lái wǒ niú bǐ yī qiāng bào tóu bā bǎi lǐ |
| [02:41.290] | dāng chǎng qù shì duàn le qì |
| [02:43.072] | bù kāi guà wǒ bù fàng qì |
| [02:45.091] | zhàn shù dǎ liǎn zhōng |
| [02:46.361] | wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi méi méi kāi guà guà kāi guà guà |
| [02:52.108] | guāng sù xǐ tóu zhōng |
| [02:53.699] | wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi méi méi kāi guà guà |
| [02:57.922] | rán shāo wǒ dí kǎ lù lǐ zhù rù líng hún |
| [02:59.592] | wǒ yào biàn chéng dà guà bǐ |
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