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Enter the fool |
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Swimming in a child proof pool |
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The cameraman says that you're looking so cool |
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We had to rent a school bus stuffed with sand |
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It's only gonna cost you a hundred grand |
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Your friends are in the background |
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And they're dancing well |
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And everybody hopes that the concept will sell |
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When i give the signal start eating dirt |
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Sing into a shovel |
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And take off your shirt |
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Let's go shopping in a posh boutique |
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Wear out more clothes then you wear in a week |
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But they can't see your face if you're looking down |
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And it's gonna look bad if they've been jumping around |
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Run slowly down the road |
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Think of a war starting when the fireworks explode |
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Walk into the church, start to confess |
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Now turn and face the priest |
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He's wearing a dress |
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Your friends are in the background |
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And they're dancing great |
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We have to wrap it up now |
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It's getting kinda late |
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So this is where you wrestle with the purple bear |
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And your gonna have to try not to mess up your hair |
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I'm so excited i could just explode |
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Cross your fingers and it might get shown |
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I told my parents to stay up late |
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But it's half past two |
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And there's been a mistake |
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I'm so excited i could just explode |
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Cross your fingers and it might get shown |
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I told my parents to stay up late |
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But it's half past two |
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And there's been a mistake |