| Song | I Am the Sub-Librarian |
| Artist | Piano Magic |
| Album | Seasonally Affective |
| I am the sub-librarian, come in on the council bus | |
| Chalk Farm to Highgate Woods, sportsbag of borrowed books | |
| A steady diet of Brautigan, 'Tapestry' on the walkman | |
| Paranormal ill-health from dusting off the top shelf | |
| I am the sub-librarian, counter girl, tea-maker | |
| I am the sub-librarian, swan feeder, spectacle breaker | |
| I am the sub-librarian |