| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Loo1 |
| [00:00.333] | 作词 : Loo1 |
| [00:01.00] | 编曲 : Loo1 |
| [00:02.00] | 混缩 : 阿扁 |
| [00:18.86] | 嘿 哟~ |
| [00:20.09] | 给大家讲个悲哀的笑话 |
| [00:22.52] | 要想对号入座 |
| [00:24.35] | 请上座 |
| [00:25.15] | 从小听童话的我们活在被现实同化的社会 |
| [00:27.99] | 有很多事情不是有机会 |
| [00:29.59] | 去表示反对 |
| [00:30.44] | 为什么人要活的这么累 |
| [00:31.96] | 还不如让我什么都不懂的年轻几岁 |
| [00:34.38] | 一切就会ok |
| [00:35.75] | 做事都要想好话 |
| [00:37.09] | 还要准备会被骂 |
| [00:38.39] | 你求我 我求他 |
| [00:39.68] | 有时还不能抱怨一下 |
| [00:41.08] | 我知道我没有改变现实的能力 |
| [00:43.72] | 那就请让我继续在此说上几句 |
| [00:46.18] | 为啥各种电商各种忽悠各种话说的一溜溜 |
| [00:51.46] | 为啥照片显得那么瘦 |
| [00:53.55] | 那么露 |
| [00:54.29] | 到手才知道啥是买家秀 |
| [00:56.78] | 为啥整个城市好多路口总是一块儿修 |
| [01:01.05] | 咋修都不够 |
| [01:02.73] | 修路修的连老手都分不清左右 |
| [01:05.99] | 哪是前 哪是后 |
| [01:07.60] | 为啥本想好好聚个餐 |
| [01:10.37] | 放松一下吃个饭 |
| [01:12.37] | 一进饭店 |
| [01:13.32] | 第一句话就是问 |
| [01:14.97] | 服务员 有没有无线 |
| [01:18.04] | 为啥吃饭都低着头玩着手机非要比比看 |
| [01:22.33] | 比赛看谁先没电 |
| [01:24.38] | 有一句 没一言 的聊着天 |
| [01:26.86] | 上了个菜要拍照片 |
| [01:28.79] | 为啥天空不再像从前那么蓝 |
| [01:32.32] | 突然蓝了还有点烦 |
| [01:34.10] | 为啥火车最后都会变慢 |
| [01:37.07] | 难道为了赚钱 |
| [01:38.40] | 非要把价格差距体现 |
| [01:40.40] | 为啥办事总被推脱成惯 |
| [01:43.70] | 找对地点还会被拖延 |
| [01:45.74] | 人人声称自己没有实权 |
| [01:48.04] | 几天的事情能办几年 |
| [01:50.73] | 这就是真实的故事 |
| [01:56.14] | 这就是我们的现实 |
| [02:01.45] | 这就是我们真实的现实 |
| [02:06.77] | 改编自现实的故事 |
| [02:12.02] | 哎~ |
| [02:15.57] | 来继续吧 |
| [02:16.74] | 为啥吃饭总是男的付账 |
| [02:19.76] | 难道AA一下都变成奢望 |
| [02:22.18] | 为啥女的都整的那么相像 |
| [02:24.98] | 非要和网红整得一模一样 |
| [02:27.47] | 为啥结婚就必须有车有房 |
| [02:30.33] | 没钱娶不了新娘 只能当伴郎 |
| [02:33.34] | 为啥男的就只能这样 |
| [02:35.77] | 沦为炫耀生活质量的替罪羊 |
| [02:38.12] | 为啥干啥都要APP |
| [02:41.07] | 你知不知道你做的很垃圾 |
| [02:43.74] | 却还厚着脸皮 |
| [02:45.42] | 大言不惭说 |
| [02:46.68] | 不下不给办手续 |
| [02:48.74] | 为啥看个病挂个号都那么难 |
| [02:51.76] | 挂个专家号都排的像过年 |
| [02:55.06] | 挂着劳模的名号 |
| [02:56.30] | 摆着谱 铁着脸 |
| [02:57.64] | 等着病人把他捧成仙 |
| [03:00.43] | 我知道你们不容易 |
| [03:02.76] | 可是有些事不能有情绪 |
| [03:05.09] | 一周就一次坐诊 |
| [03:06.43] | 你还看病看的很随心所欲 |
| [03:09.14] | 没有心意 |
| [03:10.01] | 全是心计 |
| [03:11.06] | 自以为自己是编剧 |
| [03:13.07] | 台词没几句 |
| [03:14.37] | 却主导了这部戏 |
| [03:15.74] | 不是衣食父母供着你 |
| [03:17.77] | 你哪来的勇气 |
| [03:19.39] | 自以为当了皇帝 |
| [03:21.39] | 就是是真实的故事 |
| [03:26.73] | 这就是我们的现实 |
| [03:32.05] | 这就是我们真实的现实 |
| [03:37.26] | 改编自现实的故事 |
| [03:42.68] | 现实有太多的现象 |
| [03:43.81] | 我们只能希望不是发生在自己身上 |
| [03:46.18] | 我不用想 |
| [03:46.96] | 都知道自己几斤几两 |
| [03:48.74] | 小小的我怎能和现实对抗 |
| [03:51.04] | 我能做的就是说唱 |
| [03:52.31] | 我不指望 |
| [03:53.40] | 一石激起千层浪 |
| [03:54.74] | 哪怕鸡蛋碰石头只要带个响 |
| [03:57.09] | 这首歌我就没有白唱 |
| [03:58.64] | 这是根据真实故事改编 |
| [04:00.07] | 可能无法让你喜欢 |
| [04:01.43] | 很多事情经不起考验 |
| [04:02.70] | 所以我的语言带点批判 |
| [04:04.07] | 如果有什么让你难堪 |
| [04:05.39] | 我会道歉也会继续埋怨 |
| [04:06.72] | 因为人民简单的心愿 |
| [04:08.07] | 只是希望这个社会能有所改变 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Loo1 |
| [00:00.333] | zuo ci : Loo1 |
| [00:01.00] | bian qu : Loo1 |
| [00:02.00] | hun suo : a bian |
| [00:18.86] | hei yo |
| [00:20.09] | gei da jia jiang ge bei ai de xiao hua |
| [00:22.52] | yao xiang dui hao ru zuo |
| [00:24.35] | qing shang zuo |
| [00:25.15] | cong xiao ting tong hua de wo men huo zai bei xian shi tong hua de she hui |
| [00:27.99] | you hen duo shi qing bu shi you ji hui |
| [00:29.59] | qu biao shi fan dui |
| [00:30.44] | wei shi me ren yao huo de zhe me lei |
| [00:31.96] | hai bu ru rang wo shen me dou bu dong de nian qing ji sui |
| [00:34.38] | yi qie jiu hui ok |
| [00:35.75] | zuo shi dou yao xiang hao hua |
| [00:37.09] | hai yao zhun bei hui bei ma |
| [00:38.39] | ni qiu wo wo qiu ta |
| [00:39.68] | you shi hai bu neng bao yuan yi xia |
| [00:41.08] | wo zhi dao wo mei you gai bian xian shi de neng li |
| [00:43.72] | na jiu qing rang wo ji xu zai ci shuo shang ji ju |
| [00:46.18] | wei sha ge zhong dian shang ge zhong hu you ge zhong hua shuo de yi liu liu |
| [00:51.46] | wei sha zhao pian xian de na me shou |
| [00:53.55] | na me lu |
| [00:54.29] | dao shou cai zhi dao sha shi mai jia xiu |
| [00:56.78] | wei sha zheng ge cheng shi hao duo lu kou zong shi yi kuai er xiu |
| [01:01.05] | za xiu dou bu gou |
| [01:02.73] | xiu lu xiu de lian lao shou dou fen bu qing zuo you |
| [01:05.99] | na shi qian na shi hou |
| [01:07.60] | wei sha ben xiang hao hao ju ge can |
| [01:10.37] | fang song yi xia chi ge fan |
| [01:12.37] | yi jin fan dian |
| [01:13.32] | di yi ju hua jiu shi wen |
| [01:14.97] | fu wu yuan you mei you wu xian |
| [01:18.04] | wei sha chi fan dou di zhe tou wan zhuo shou ji fei yao bi bi kan |
| [01:22.33] | bi sai kan shui xian mei dian |
| [01:24.38] | you yi ju mei yi yan de liao zhe tian |
| [01:26.86] | shang le ge cai yao pai zhao pian |
| [01:28.79] | wei sha tian kong bu zai xiang cong qian na me lan |
| [01:32.32] | tu ran lan le hai you dian fan |
| [01:34.10] | wei sha huo che zui hou dou hui bian man |
| [01:37.07] | nan dao wei le zhuan qian |
| [01:38.40] | fei yao ba jia ge cha ju ti xian |
| [01:40.40] | wei sha ban shi zong bei tui tuo cheng guan |
| [01:43.70] | zhao dui di dian hai hui bei tuo yan |
| [01:45.74] | ren ren sheng cheng zi ji mei you shi quan |
| [01:48.04] | ji tian de shi qing neng ban ji nian |
| [01:50.73] | zhe jiu shi zhen shi de gu shi |
| [01:56.14] | zhe jiu shi wo men de xian shi |
| [02:01.45] | zhe jiu shi wo men zhen shi de xian shi |
| [02:06.77] | gai bian zi xian shi de gu shi |
| [02:12.02] | ai |
| [02:15.57] | lai ji xu ba |
| [02:16.74] | wei sha chi fan zong shi nan de fu zhang |
| [02:19.76] | nan dao AA yi xia du bian cheng she wang |
| [02:22.18] | wei sha nv de dou zheng de na me xiang xiang |
| [02:24.98] | fei yao he wang hong zheng de yi mu yi yang |
| [02:27.47] | wei sha jie hun jiu bi xu you che you fang |
| [02:30.33] | mei qian qu bu liao xin niang zhi neng dang ban lang |
| [02:33.34] | wei sha nan de jiu zhi neng zhe yang |
| [02:35.77] | lun wei xuan yao sheng huo zhi liang de ti zui yang |
| [02:38.12] | wei sha gan sha dou yao APP |
| [02:41.07] | ni zhi bu zhi dao ni zuo de hen la ji |
| [02:43.74] | que hai hou zhe lian pi |
| [02:45.42] | da yan bu can shuo |
| [02:46.68] | bu xia bu gei ban shou xu |
| [02:48.74] | wei sha kan ge bing gua ge hao dou na me nan |
| [02:51.76] | gua ge zhuan jia hao dou pai de xiang guo nian |
| [02:55.06] | gua zhe lao mo de ming hao |
| [02:56.30] | bai zhe pu tie zhe lian |
| [02:57.64] | deng zhe bing ren ba ta peng cheng xian |
| [03:00.43] | wo zhi dao ni men bu rong yi |
| [03:02.76] | ke shi you xie shi bu neng you qing xu |
| [03:05.09] | yi zhou jiu yi ci zuo zhen |
| [03:06.43] | ni hai kan bing kan de hen sui xin suo yu |
| [03:09.14] | mei you xin yi |
| [03:10.01] | quan shi xin ji |
| [03:11.06] | zi yi wei zi ji shi bian ju |
| [03:13.07] | tai ci mei ji ju |
| [03:14.37] | que zhu dao le zhe bu xi |
| [03:15.74] | bu shi yi shi fu mu gong zhe ni |
| [03:17.77] | ni na lai de yong qi |
| [03:19.39] | zi yi wei dang le huang di |
| [03:21.39] | jiu shi shi zhen shi de gu shi |
| [03:26.73] | zhe jiu shi wo men de xian shi |
| [03:32.05] | zhe jiu shi wo men zhen shi de xian shi |
| [03:37.26] | gai bian zi xian shi de gu shi |
| [03:42.68] | xian shi you tai duo de xian xiang |
| [03:43.81] | wo men zhi neng xi wang bu shi fa sheng zai zi ji shen shang |
| [03:46.18] | wo bu yong xiang |
| [03:46.96] | dou zhi dao zi ji ji jin ji liang |
| [03:48.74] | xiao xiao de wo zen neng he xian shi dui kang |
| [03:51.04] | wo neng zuo de jiu shi shuo chang |
| [03:52.31] | wo bu zhi wang |
| [03:53.40] | yi shi ji qi qian ceng lang |
| [03:54.74] | na pa ji dan peng shi tou zhi yao dai ge xiang |
| [03:57.09] | zhe shou ge wo jiu mei you bai chang |
| [03:58.64] | zhe shi gen ju zhen shi gu shi gai bian |
| [04:00.07] | ke neng wu fa rang ni xi huan |
| [04:01.43] | hen duo shi qing jing bu qi kao yan |
| [04:02.70] | suo yi wo de yu yan dai dian pi pan |
| [04:04.07] | ru guo you shen me rang ni nan kan |
| [04:05.39] | wo hui dao qian ye hui ji xu man yuan |
| [04:06.72] | yin wei ren min jian dan de xin yuan |
| [04:08.07] | zhi shi xi wang zhe ge she hui neng you suo gai bian |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Loo1 |
| [00:00.333] | zuò cí : Loo1 |
| [00:01.00] | biān qǔ : Loo1 |
| [00:02.00] | hùn suō : a biǎn |
| [00:18.86] | hēi yō |
| [00:20.09] | gěi dà jiā jiǎng gè bēi āi de xiào huà |
| [00:22.52] | yào xiǎng duì hào rù zuò |
| [00:24.35] | qǐng shàng zuò |
| [00:25.15] | cóng xiǎo tīng tóng huà de wǒ men huó zài bèi xiàn shí tóng huà de shè huì |
| [00:27.99] | yǒu hěn duō shì qíng bú shì yǒu jī huì |
| [00:29.59] | qù biǎo shì fǎn duì |
| [00:30.44] | wèi shí me rén yào huó de zhè me lèi |
| [00:31.96] | hái bù rú ràng wǒ shén me dōu bù dǒng de nián qīng jǐ suì |
| [00:34.38] | yī qiè jiù huì ok |
| [00:35.75] | zuò shì dōu yào xiǎng hǎo huà |
| [00:37.09] | hái yào zhǔn bèi huì bèi mà |
| [00:38.39] | nǐ qiú wǒ wǒ qiú tā |
| [00:39.68] | yǒu shí hái bù néng bào yuàn yī xià |
| [00:41.08] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ méi yǒu gǎi biàn xiàn shí de néng lì |
| [00:43.72] | nà jiù qǐng ràng wǒ jì xù zài cǐ shuō shàng jǐ jù |
| [00:46.18] | wèi shà gè zhǒng diàn shāng gè zhǒng hū yōu gè zhǒng huà shuō de yī liū liū |
| [00:51.46] | wèi shà zhào piān xiǎn de nà me shòu |
| [00:53.55] | nà me lù |
| [00:54.29] | dào shǒu cái zhī dào shà shì mǎi jiā xiù |
| [00:56.78] | wèi shà zhěng gè chéng shì hǎo duō lù kǒu zǒng shì yí kuài ér xiū |
| [01:01.05] | zǎ xiū dōu bù gòu |
| [01:02.73] | xiū lù xiū de lián lǎo shǒu dōu fēn bù qīng zuǒ yòu |
| [01:05.99] | nǎ shì qián nǎ shì hòu |
| [01:07.60] | wèi shà běn xiǎng hǎo hǎo jù gè cān |
| [01:10.37] | fàng sōng yī xià chī gè fàn |
| [01:12.37] | yī jìn fàn diàn |
| [01:13.32] | dì yī jù huà jiù shì wèn |
| [01:14.97] | fú wù yuán yǒu méi yǒu wú xiàn |
| [01:18.04] | wèi shà chī fàn dōu dī zhe tóu wán zhuó shǒu jī fēi yào bǐ bǐ kàn |
| [01:22.33] | bǐ sài kàn shuí xiān méi diàn |
| [01:24.38] | yǒu yī jù méi yī yán de liáo zhe tiān |
| [01:26.86] | shàng le gè cài yào pāi zhào piān |
| [01:28.79] | wèi shà tiān kōng bù zài xiàng cóng qián nà me lán |
| [01:32.32] | tū rán lán le hái yǒu diǎn fán |
| [01:34.10] | wèi shà huǒ chē zuì hòu dōu huì biàn màn |
| [01:37.07] | nán dào wèi le zhuàn qián |
| [01:38.40] | fēi yào bǎ jià gé chā jù tǐ xiàn |
| [01:40.40] | wèi shà bàn shì zǒng bèi tuī tuō chéng guàn |
| [01:43.70] | zhǎo duì dì diǎn hái huì bèi tuō yán |
| [01:45.74] | rén rén shēng chēng zì jǐ méi yǒu shí quán |
| [01:48.04] | jǐ tiān de shì qíng néng bàn jǐ nián |
| [01:50.73] | zhè jiù shì zhēn shí de gù shì |
| [01:56.14] | zhè jiù shì wǒ men de xiàn shí |
| [02:01.45] | zhè jiù shì wǒ men zhēn shí de xiàn shí |
| [02:06.77] | gǎi biān zì xiàn shí de gù shì |
| [02:12.02] | āi |
| [02:15.57] | lái jì xù ba |
| [02:16.74] | wèi shà chī fàn zǒng shì nán de fù zhàng |
| [02:19.76] | nán dào AA yī xià dū biàn chéng shē wàng |
| [02:22.18] | wèi shà nǚ de dōu zhěng de nà me xiāng xiàng |
| [02:24.98] | fēi yào hé wǎng hóng zhěng dé yī mú yī yàng |
| [02:27.47] | wèi shà jié hūn jiù bì xū yǒu chē yǒu fáng |
| [02:30.33] | méi qián qǔ bù liǎo xīn niáng zhǐ néng dāng bàn láng |
| [02:33.34] | wèi shà nán de jiù zhǐ néng zhè yàng |
| [02:35.77] | lún wéi xuàn yào shēng huó zhì liàng de tì zuì yáng |
| [02:38.12] | wèi shà gàn shà dōu yào APP |
| [02:41.07] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào nǐ zuò de hěn lā jī |
| [02:43.74] | què hái hòu zhe liǎn pí |
| [02:45.42] | dà yán bù cán shuō |
| [02:46.68] | bù xià bù gěi bàn shǒu xù |
| [02:48.74] | wèi shà kàn gè bìng guà gè hào dōu nà me nán |
| [02:51.76] | guà gè zhuān jiā hào dōu pái de xiàng guò nián |
| [02:55.06] | guà zhe láo mó de míng hào |
| [02:56.30] | bǎi zhe pǔ tiě zhe liǎn |
| [02:57.64] | děng zhe bìng rén bǎ tā pěng chéng xiān |
| [03:00.43] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ men bù róng yì |
| [03:02.76] | kě shì yǒu xiē shì bù néng yǒu qíng xù |
| [03:05.09] | yī zhōu jiù yī cì zuò zhěn |
| [03:06.43] | nǐ hái kàn bìng kàn de hěn suí xīn suǒ yù |
| [03:09.14] | méi yǒu xīn yì |
| [03:10.01] | quán shì xīn jì |
| [03:11.06] | zì yǐ wéi zì jǐ shì biān jù |
| [03:13.07] | tái cí méi jǐ jù |
| [03:14.37] | què zhǔ dǎo le zhè bù xì |
| [03:15.74] | bú shì yī shí fù mǔ gōng zhe nǐ |
| [03:17.77] | nǐ nǎ lái de yǒng qì |
| [03:19.39] | zì yǐ wéi dāng le huáng dì |
| [03:21.39] | jiù shì shì zhēn shí de gù shì |
| [03:26.73] | zhè jiù shì wǒ men de xiàn shí |
| [03:32.05] | zhè jiù shì wǒ men zhēn shí de xiàn shí |
| [03:37.26] | gǎi biān zì xiàn shí de gù shì |
| [03:42.68] | xiàn shí yǒu tài duō de xiàn xiàng |
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| [03:46.18] | wǒ bù yòng xiǎng |
| [03:46.96] | dōu zhī dào zì jǐ jǐ jīn jǐ liǎng |
| [03:48.74] | xiǎo xiǎo de wǒ zěn néng hé xiàn shí duì kàng |
| [03:51.04] | wǒ néng zuò de jiù shì shuō chàng |
| [03:52.31] | wǒ bù zhǐ wàng |
| [03:53.40] | yī shí jī qǐ qiān céng làng |
| [03:54.74] | nǎ pà jī dàn pèng shí tou zhǐ yào dài gè xiǎng |
| [03:57.09] | zhè shǒu gē wǒ jiù méi yǒu bái chàng |
| [03:58.64] | zhè shì gēn jù zhēn shí gù shì gǎi biān |
| [04:00.07] | kě néng wú fǎ ràng nǐ xǐ huān |
| [04:01.43] | hěn duō shì qíng jīng bù qǐ kǎo yàn |
| [04:02.70] | suǒ yǐ wǒ de yǔ yán dài diǎn pī pàn |
| [04:04.07] | rú guǒ yǒu shén me ràng nǐ nán kān |
| [04:05.39] | wǒ huì dào qiàn yě huì jì xù mán yuàn |
| [04:06.72] | yīn wéi rén mín jiǎn dān de xīn yuàn |
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