| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 痴人乐队 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 牛一虹 |
| [00:03.00] | 罩锦罗袍 头戴乌纱帽 （帅） |
| [00:06.00] | 别看身量儿不算高 可没人敢小瞧 |
| [00:10.45] | 我上审天 下审地 中间就审空气 （这能耐） |
| [00:13.26] | 咱不敢比老包 可也差不离 |
| [00:19.00] | 家长里短的巧安排 |
| [00:23.00] | 先观你到底有多大能耐 |
| [00:26.48] | 热热闹闹的好戏连台 |
| [00:31.25] | 灶上蹲着一口锅 |
| [00:33.00] | 旁边站着三个大锅盖 （这富裕了） |
| [00:35.68] | 怪事常有 常有常新是见怪也不怪 （你瞧） |
| [00:38.15] | 宁破一座庙也别把那家来拆 （没错儿） |
| [00:42.00] | 不能置身事外 只因痴情难改 |
| [00:53.00] | 唯有这爹娘的事儿 |
| [00:55.00] | 确实不好猜 |
| [00:56.98] | 仗着伶牙俐齿 八面玲珑 我两头来装乖 |
| [01:00.23] | 孝子贤孙 走遍天下 人人要尊敬 （应该的） |
| [01:03.00] | 自古以来这家务事儿本来就没黑白 |
| [01:13.00] | 兜兜转转 悲喜何来 |
| [01:21.00] | 是非功过 颇多感慨 |
| [01:28.00] | 转眼绿瓦惹青苔 卷宗落尘埃 |
| [01:31.00] | 我把案子审成个段子 让您乐开怀 |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : chi ren yue dui |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : niu yi hong |
| [00:03.00] | zhao jin luo pao tou dai wu sha mao shuai |
| [00:06.00] | bie kan shen liang er bu suan gao ke mei ren gan xiao qiao |
| [00:10.45] | wo shang shen tian xia shen di zhong jian jiu shen kong qi zhe neng nai |
| [00:13.26] | zan bu gan bi lao bao ke ye cha bu li |
| [00:19.00] | jia chang li duan de qiao an pai |
| [00:23.00] | xian guan ni dao di you duo da neng nai |
| [00:26.48] | re re nao nao de hao xi lian tai |
| [00:31.25] | zao shang dun zhe yi kou guo |
| [00:33.00] | pang bian zhan zhe san ge da guo gai zhe fu yu le |
| [00:35.68] | guai shi chang you chang you chang xin shi jian guai ye bu guai ni qiao |
| [00:38.15] | ning po yi zuo miao ye bie ba na jia lai chai mei cuo er |
| [00:42.00] | bu neng zhi shen shi wai zhi yin chi qing nan gai |
| [00:53.00] | wei you zhe die niang de shi er |
| [00:55.00] | que shi bu hao cai |
| [00:56.98] | zhang zhe ling ya li chi ba mian ling long wo liang tou lai zhuang guai |
| [01:00.23] | xiao zi xian sun zou bian tian xia ren ren yao zun jing ying gai de |
| [01:03.00] | zi gu yi lai zhe jia wu shi er ben lai jiu mei hei bai |
| [01:13.00] | dou dou zhuan zhuan bei xi he lai |
| [01:21.00] | shi fei gong guo po duo gan kai |
| [01:28.00] | zhuan yan lv wa re qing tai juan zong luo chen ai |
| [01:31.00] | wo ba an zi shen cheng ge duan zi rang nin le kai huai |
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| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : chī rén yuè duì |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : niú yī hóng |
| [00:03.00] | zhào jǐn luó páo tóu dài wū shā mào shuài |
| [00:06.00] | bié kàn shēn liàng ér bù suàn gāo kě méi rén gǎn xiǎo qiáo |
| [00:10.45] | wǒ shàng shěn tiān xià shěn dì zhōng jiān jiù shěn kōng qì zhè néng nài |
| [00:13.26] | zán bù gǎn bǐ lǎo bāo kě yě chà bù lí |
| [00:19.00] | jiā cháng lǐ duǎn de qiǎo ān pái |
| [00:23.00] | xiān guān nǐ dào dǐ yǒu duō dà néng nài |
| [00:26.48] | rè rè nāo nao de hǎo xì lián tái |
| [00:31.25] | zào shàng dūn zhe yī kǒu guō |
| [00:33.00] | páng biān zhàn zhe sān ge dà guō gài zhè fù yù le |
| [00:35.68] | guài shì cháng yǒu cháng yǒu cháng xīn shì jiàn guài yě bù guài nǐ qiáo |
| [00:38.15] | níng pò yī zuò miào yě bié bǎ nà jiā lái chāi méi cuò ér |
| [00:42.00] | bù néng zhì shēn shì wài zhǐ yīn chī qíng nán gǎi |
| [00:53.00] | wéi yǒu zhè diē niáng de shì ér |
| [00:55.00] | què shí bù hǎo cāi |
| [00:56.98] | zhàng zhe líng yá lì chǐ bā miàn líng lóng wǒ liǎng tóu lái zhuāng guāi |
| [01:00.23] | xiào zǐ xián sūn zǒu biàn tiān xià rén rén yào zūn jìng yīng gāi de |
| [01:03.00] | zì gǔ yǐ lái zhè jiā wù shì ér běn lái jiù méi hēi bái |
| [01:13.00] | dōu dōu zhuǎn zhuǎn bēi xǐ hé lái |
| [01:21.00] | shì fēi gōng guò pō duō gǎn kǎi |
| [01:28.00] | zhuǎn yǎn lǜ wǎ rě qīng tái juàn zōng luò chén āi |
| [01:31.00] | wǒ bǎ àn zǐ shěn chéng gè duàn zǐ ràng nín lè kāi huái |
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