| I don't know what I'm supposed to say | |
| I hate it when you act this way | |
| You go out drinking with your friends | |
| Of course the night it never ends | |
| I sit home with my glass of wine | |
| Pretending everything's just fine | |
| But I don't think the phone will ring | |
| So I'll just sit here and I'll sing (alone) | |
| I like you better when you're sober | |
| At least you know my name | |
| Don't come back running when it's over | |
| When you'll still act the same | |
| When will you change your crazy ways? | |
| Find better ways to spend your days | |
| A big fat split between your lips | |
| I'm sick of all the same old shit | |
| I like you better when you're sober | |
| Quit staying out all night | |
| Don't make me tell you that it's over | |
| I don't wanna fight | |
| Why can't we be happy like we were when we were young? |