Bong Tokin' Alcoholics

Song Bong Tokin' Alcoholics
Artist Kottonmouth Kings
Album Royal Highness

Lyrics

[00:01.74] My mission the commission of the dishin out for facts
[00:05.23] Cuz when I'm dimin' my rhymin never slacks never lacks
[00:08.16] So get back to the basics and face it
[00:10.30] The American dream ain't what it seems
[00:12.09] With lies they've laced it Can't you taste it
[00:14.92] See they baste it in an imitation butter
[00:17.49] We've ate it and realized it's not nature to mother
[00:19.94] Generic like no other man f**k big brotha
[00:23.37] The Kottonmouth King klick
[00:24.92] Are you blind or somethin
[00:26.45] Are you blind to the facts
[00:28.06] You think that this system
[00:29.63] That this society sees any
[00:31.61] Other color other than green
[00:33.27] Well it's all slave-driven
[00:34.96] The illusion of ownership in America
[00:37.45] Property is theft that's how we livin'
[00:39.68] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[00:41.69] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[00:43.88] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[00:46.46] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[00:48.89] Gettin bent every night is the thing we do
[00:51.13] Wakin' up every day in the afternoon
[00:53.38] I crawl out the bed on the way to the shower
[00:55.81] Gotta hurry up I got a date in an hour
[00:58.16] Call my boy X on the shower phone
[01:00.57] 'What's up Saint Man I'm stoned alone
[01:02.89] By the way I got the freaks on point
[01:05.25] Call up the krew hook it up Lata '
[01:07.69] I hung up with X and gave my boys a holla
[01:10.04] D-loc picked up said 'What's up balla '
[01:12.47] Just droppin a dime and time about this party
[01:14.94] There'll be a lotta beer and some naughty hotties
[01:17.21] I'll call Bobby let him know the plan
[01:19.55] And we'll bounce through in the nitrate van
[01:21.92] We'll take a road trip 40-sip on the way
[01:24.31] Oh yeah X commin' through
[01:25.61] With some freaks from the Bay
[01:27.03] Bong tokin alcoholics
[01:29.13] The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it
[01:31.44] The bong tokin alcoholics
[01:33.76] Step back I'm bout to crack
[01:35.24] Legalize it
[01:36.45] The bong tokin alcoholics
[01:38.63] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[01:40.78] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[01:43.37] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[01:45.86] We drank up a fifth and sparked a bowl
[01:48.08] Humble Gods on the radio bumpin' real low
[01:50.46] I reach into the back and pull out the 64
[01:52.93] I took it to the head like a mothaf**kin' pro
[01:55.24] Yo that drink got me on tilt
[01:57.74] Ya better sit down cuz you about to spill
[01:59.98] Now we approach up on the corner of the house party
[02:02.69] I'm down I'm told
[02:04.50] Conversation with the krew
[02:05.52] I thought you knew to pass the brew
[02:07.28] Tasted kinda freaked Saint your a** is through
[02:09.46] Break out the beer bong man I wanna get faded
[02:11.98] Cuz drinkin' out the bottle is just so overrated
[02:14.34] We got the 22 we're fillin' up on Mickeys
[02:16.63] Now what's up you drunk b**ch
[02:17.75] You spillin' on my Dickies
[02:19.21] Well boost up the bass go easy on the treble
[02:21.51] And let 'em all know that we some psycho rebels
[02:23.79] With our pants saggin' skates in our hand
[02:26.10] With our pants saggin' skates in our hand
[02:28.45] With our pants saggin' skates in our hand
[02:30.99] Now we're rollin' 3 deep
[02:31.79] And we don't give a damn
[02:33.59] Bong tokin alcoholics
[02:35.83] The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it
[02:38.10] The bong tokin alcoholics
[02:40.46] Step back I'm bout to crack
[02:41.84] Legalize it
[02:43.04] The bong tokin alcoholics
[02:45.08] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[02:47.42] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[02:49.82] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[02:52.51] I got the blunts and I got the beer
[02:54.82] Daddy X hits skins in the rear view mirror
[02:56.99] We walked up to the spot the keg's our destination
[02:58.95] Cuz runnin' local parties is a nightly occupation
[03:01.92] I went to get a beer felt a finger in my back
[03:04.05] 'Hey I like your shirt' yeah I see it is quite phat
[03:06.31] But no time to mack cuz Saint's drunk as hell
[03:08.28] He was standin' on the table and he started to yell
[03:11.27] 'All the freaks up in the party
[03:13.57] Move around and shake your body
[03:15.85] And if you're down with the boys of P-Town
[03:18.02] Lemme see somebody get naughty
[03:20.65] Is the west coast in the house
[03:22.94] Then pick it up pick it up pick it up
[03:25.45] Well get naughty they did
[03:26.69] And these girls start to strip
[03:27.91] Started freakin' on my sh*t
[03:28.85] And her boyfriend tried to trip
[03:30.05] I said 'You talk sh*t punk
[03:31.42] Let's step outside'
[03:32.68] He put his fists up I put em on his eye
[03:35.00] He got a left to the cheek
[03:36.11] Skateboard to the dome
[03:37.43] I busted out the and took his girlie home
[03:39.77] Bong tokin alcoholics
[03:42.17] The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it
[03:44.56] The bong tokin alcoholics
[03:46.80] Step back I'm bout to crack
[03:48.29] Legalize it
[03:49.48] The bong tokin alcoholics
[03:51.53] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[03:53.55] The bong tokin' alcoholics
[03:56.50] Bong Tokin' Alcoholics - Kottonmouth Kings