[00:01.098] | 都系真架佢真系外太空嚟架 |
[00:04.749] | 我亲眼见架 |
[00:06.300] | 佢向住地面冲落嚟 |
[00:08.894] | 我真系唔知佢系苏联间谍卫星 |
[00:11.208] | 抑或系火星人 |
[00:13.608] | 啊系喇系喇冇错喇一定系火星人嘅侵略者呀 |
[00:16.035] | 成只太空船咁嘅样.. |
[00:18.368] | 系呀一定系一只飞碟嚟呀 |
[00:20.245] | 火星飞碟?你老哥 饮多咗两杯咋啩 |
[00:23.208] | 见过太多搞怪变态 变到每个人都精灵精乖 |
[00:28.269] | 可惜点解揾到个咁样嘅世界 |
[00:30.765] | 无情地眼光好易让太过奇怪? |
[00:33.653] | 见过太多搞怪变态 |
[00:36.162] | 变到每个人都精灵精乖 |
[00:38.778] | 可惜点解揾到个咁样嘅世界 |
[00:41.344] | 无情地眼光好易让太过奇怪? |
[00:43.973] | 我 麻木星嚟地球刚刚好啱啱到你哋早问候下你同你家人 |
[00:53.382] | (咩事呀) |
[00:54.076] | 仲有我班兄弟唔同族群人类牛头精灵猪鱼巨魔亡灵矮人 |
[01:01.280] | 睇下先(仲有兽人) |
[01:03.841] | 条气唔上唔落唔系因为要介绍我呢一个外星生物 |
[01:10.970] | 几咁悲惨 嘅命运 |
[01:14.589] | 系想话你知外星星球球系好靓系好吸引引到呢一刻开始 |
[01:22.406] | 我想做地球人 |
[01:25.206] | 无论你信又好唔信好 |
[01:28.092] | 我俾我星球人搞到要嚟地球打滚 |
[01:32.921] | 嘅日子好难谂 |
[01:35.708] | 有音乐带俾我岗位干燥到枯萎苦苦闷闷甘甘甜甜 |
[01:42.628] | 日子几过瘾几好玩开心 |
[01:46.245] | 但时间话俾我知边个好边个错又好 |
[01:51.596] | 嘅人形生物主宰我命运 |
[01:55.265] | 喂,咩事? |
[01:57.133] | 你知唔知你阻住条路呀? |
[01:59.021] | 系咩! |
[01:59.669] | 唉算数啦) |
[02:01.420] | 见过太多搞怪变态 |
[02:03.480] | 变到每个人都精灵精乖 |
[02:06.125] | 可惜点解揾到个咁样嘅世界 |
[02:08.689] | 无情地眼光好易让太过奇怪? |
[02:11.426] | 见过太多搞怪变态 |
[02:14.063] | 变到每个人都精灵精乖 |
[02:16.697] | 可惜点解揾到个咁样嘅世界 |
[02:19.285] | 无情地眼光好易让太过奇怪? |
[02:21.961] | 我想你明白只要系同公众利益有关嘅嘢 |
[02:26.908] | 我想点做就点做 |
[00:01.098] | dou xi zhen jia qu zhen xi wai tai kong li jia |
[00:04.749] | wo qin yan jian jia |
[00:06.300] | qu xiang zhu di mian chong luo li |
[00:08.894] | wo zhen xi wu zhi qu xi su lian jian die wei xing |
[00:11.208] | yi huo xi huo xing ren |
[00:13.608] | a xi la xi la mao cuo la yi ding xi huo xing ren kai qin lue zhe ya |
[00:16.035] | cheng zhi tai kong chuan han kai yang.. |
[00:18.368] | xi ya yi ding xi yi zhi fei die li ya |
[00:20.245] | huo xing fei die? ni lao ge yin duo zuo liang bei za gua |
[00:23.208] | jian guo tai duo gao guai bian tai bian dao mei ge ren dou jing ling jing guai |
[00:28.269] | ke xi dian jie wen dao ge han yang kai shi jie |
[00:30.765] | wu qing di yan guang hao yi rang tai guo qi guai? |
[00:33.653] | jian guo tai duo gao guai bian tai |
[00:36.162] | bian dao mei ge ren dou jing ling jing guai |
[00:38.778] | ke xi dian jie wen dao ge han yang kai shi jie |
[00:41.344] | wu qing di yan guang hao yi rang tai guo qi guai? |
[00:43.973] | wo ma mu xing li di qiu gang gang hao yan yan dao ni die zao wen hou xia ni tong ni jia ren |
[00:53.382] | mie shi ya |
[00:54.076] | zhong you wo ban xiong di wu tong zu qun ren lei niu tou jing ling zhu yu ju mo wang ling ai ren |
[01:01.280] | di xia xian zhong you shou ren |
[01:03.841] | tiao qi wu shang wu luo wu xi yin wei yao jie shao wo ne yi ge wai xing sheng wu |
[01:10.970] | ji han bei can kai ming yun |
[01:14.589] | xi xiang hua ni zhi wai xing xing qiu qiu xi hao jing xi hao xi yin yin dao ne yi ke kai shi |
[01:22.406] | wo xiang zuo di qiu ren |
[01:25.206] | wu lun ni xin you hao wu xin hao |
[01:28.092] | wo bi wo xing qiu ren gao dao yao li di qiu da gun |
[01:32.921] | kai ri zi hao nan shen |
[01:35.708] | you yin yue dai bi wo gang wei gan zao dao ku wei ku ku men men gan gan tian tian |
[01:42.628] | ri zi ji guo yin ji hao wan kai xin |
[01:46.245] | dan shi jian hua bi wo zhi bian ge hao bian ge cuo you hao |
[01:51.596] | kai ren xing sheng wu zhu zai wo ming yun |
[01:55.265] | wei, mie shi? |
[01:57.133] | ni zhi wu zhi ni zu zhu tiao lu ya? |
[01:59.021] | xi mie! |
[01:59.669] | ai suan shu la |
[02:01.420] | jian guo tai duo gao guai bian tai |
[02:03.480] | bian dao mei ge ren dou jing ling jing guai |
[02:06.125] | ke xi dian jie wen dao ge han yang kai shi jie |
[02:08.689] | wu qing di yan guang hao yi rang tai guo qi guai? |
[02:11.426] | jian guo tai duo gao guai bian tai |
[02:14.063] | bian dao mei ge ren dou jing ling jing guai |
[02:16.697] | ke xi dian jie wen dao ge han yang kai shi jie |
[02:19.285] | wu qing di yan guang hao yi rang tai guo qi guai? |
[02:21.961] | wo xiang ni ming bai zhi yao xi tong gong zhong li yi you guan kai ye |
[02:26.908] | wo xiang dian zuo jiu dian zuo |
[00:01.098] | dōu xì zhēn jià qú zhēn xì wài tài kōng lí jià |
[00:04.749] | wǒ qīn yǎn jiàn jià |
[00:06.300] | qú xiàng zhù dì miàn chōng luò lí |
[00:08.894] | wǒ zhēn xì wú zhī qú xì sū lián jiàn dié wèi xīng |
[00:11.208] | yì huò xì huǒ xīng rén |
[00:13.608] | a xì lǎ xì lǎ mǎo cuò lǎ yí dìng xì huǒ xīng rén kǎi qīn lüè zhě ya |
[00:16.035] | chéng zhǐ tài kōng chuán hán kǎi yàng.. |
[00:18.368] | xì ya yí dìng xì yì zhī fēi dié lí ya |
[00:20.245] | huǒ xīng fēi dié? nǐ lǎo gē yǐn duō zuo liǎng bēi zǎ guà |
[00:23.208] | jiàn guò tài duō gǎo guài biàn tài biàn dào měi ge rén dōu jīng líng jīng guāi |
[00:28.269] | kě xī diǎn jiě wèn dào gè hán yàng kǎi shì jiè |
[00:30.765] | wú qíng dì yǎn guāng hǎo yì ràng tài guò qí guài? |
[00:33.653] | jiàn guò tài duō gǎo guài biàn tài |
[00:36.162] | biàn dào měi ge rén dōu jīng líng jīng guāi |
[00:38.778] | kě xī diǎn jiě wèn dào gè hán yàng kǎi shì jiè |
[00:41.344] | wú qíng dì yǎn guāng hǎo yì ràng tài guò qí guài? |
[00:43.973] | wǒ má mù xīng lí dì qiú gāng gāng hǎo yān yān dào nǐ diè zǎo wèn hòu xià nǐ tóng nǐ jiā rén |
[00:53.382] | miē shì ya |
[00:54.076] | zhòng yǒu wǒ bān xiōng dì wú tóng zú qún rén lèi niú tóu jīng líng zhū yú jù mó wáng líng ǎi rén |
[01:01.280] | dì xià xiān zhòng yǒu shòu rén |
[01:03.841] | tiáo qì wú shàng wú luò wú xì yīn wèi yào jiè shào wǒ ne yí gè wài xīng shēng wù |
[01:10.970] | jǐ hán bēi cǎn kǎi mìng yùn |
[01:14.589] | xì xiǎng huà nǐ zhī wài xīng xīng qiú qiú xì hǎo jìng xì hǎo xī yǐn yǐn dào ne yī kè kāi shǐ |
[01:22.406] | wǒ xiǎng zuò dì qiú rén |
[01:25.206] | wú lùn nǐ xìn yòu hǎo wú xìn hǎo |
[01:28.092] | wǒ bǐ wǒ xīng qiú rén gǎo dào yào lí dì qiú dǎ gǔn |
[01:32.921] | kǎi rì zi hǎo nán shěn |
[01:35.708] | yǒu yīn yuè dài bǐ wǒ gǎng wèi gān zào dào kū wěi kǔ kǔ mèn mèn gān gān tián tián |
[01:42.628] | rì zi jǐ guò yǐn jǐ hǎo wán kāi xīn |
[01:46.245] | dàn shí jiān huà bǐ wǒ zhī biān gè hǎo biān gè cuò yòu hǎo |
[01:51.596] | kǎi rén xíng shēng wù zhǔ zǎi wǒ mìng yùn |
[01:55.265] | wèi, miē shì? |
[01:57.133] | nǐ zhī wú zhī nǐ zǔ zhù tiáo lù ya? |
[01:59.021] | xì miē! |
[01:59.669] | āi suàn shù la |
[02:01.420] | jiàn guò tài duō gǎo guài biàn tài |
[02:03.480] | biàn dào měi ge rén dōu jīng líng jīng guāi |
[02:06.125] | kě xī diǎn jiě wèn dào gè hán yàng kǎi shì jiè |
[02:08.689] | wú qíng dì yǎn guāng hǎo yì ràng tài guò qí guài? |
[02:11.426] | jiàn guò tài duō gǎo guài biàn tài |
[02:14.063] | biàn dào měi ge rén dōu jīng líng jīng guāi |
[02:16.697] | kě xī diǎn jiě wèn dào gè hán yàng kǎi shì jiè |
[02:19.285] | wú qíng dì yǎn guāng hǎo yì ràng tài guò qí guài? |
[02:21.961] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ míng bái zhǐ yào xì tóng gōng zhòng lì yì yǒu guān kǎi yě |
[02:26.908] | wǒ xiǎng diǎn zuò jiù diǎn zuò |