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You say hello |
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And I say hello back |
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You say it's nice to |
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See me again crap |
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This conversation just keeps going |
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Want to get through this without you knowing |
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You can see it in my eyes |
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My calculating bullshit lies |
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You look at me so appalled |
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'cause I don't recognize you at all |
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Now am I an asshole |
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Or are you just boring? |
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'Cause one of these two things must be true |
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Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty |
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Or is there just nothing memorable about you? |
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Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck |
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I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck. |
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I don't know who you are |
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I don't have a freaking clue |
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So get a catchphrase, get an accent |
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Fuck your face up with a tattoo |
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Okay, so fine, so now you know |
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That I don't know, so there you go |
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me |
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And I blame you |
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I blame you |
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I'm willing to bet |
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This happens to you a lot |
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This can't be the first |
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Blank stare that you've got |
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You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage |
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You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage |
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You're camouflage on camouflage |
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You're a dumb white guy on entourage |
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You've chosen no form of expression |
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Yet expect to make an impression |
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Now am I a shithead |
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Or are you just blugh? |
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Hey I think that question is pretty fair |
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You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska |
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But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care |
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You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag |
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So fix the situation or wear a name tag |
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I don't know who you are |
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Not even a little bit |
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Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid |
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To make people give a shit |
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Okay, so fine, so now you know |
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That I don't know, so there you go |
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me |
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And I blame you |
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I blame you |
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I blame you |
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I blame you |
