| Song | My Son, My Secretary and My Country |
| Artist | Guided by Voices |
| Album | Earthquake Glue |
| 作词 : Pollard | |
| With your mission wilting | |
| And your kids sulking | |
| Happy birthday, Mr. Sink | |
| Throw your flowers in the river and drink | |
| We've got cowbells and clay | |
| Make us all obey | |
| And work will be of worth | |
| For the sketch of explorers | |
| And the hot air annoyers | |
| Good men destroyers | |
| Future employers | |
| Cowboys and lawyers | |
| And we all will be warriors |
| zuò cí : Pollard | |
| With your mission wilting | |
| And your kids sulking | |
| Happy birthday, Mr. Sink | |
| Throw your flowers in the river and drink | |
| We' ve got cowbells and clay | |
| Make us all obey | |
| And work will be of worth | |
| For the sketch of explorers | |
| And the hot air annoyers | |
| Good men destroyers | |
| Future employers | |
| Cowboys and lawyers | |
| And we all will be warriors |