| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : BBFrank |
| [00:03.45] | 来自程序猿的Diss, |
| [00:05.04] | 献给全世界还在加班的 |
| [00:07.28] | 程序猿们~ |
| [00:09.73] | 伴奏：《what u know》ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:13.01] | 左转直走靠右边第三家咖啡馆 |
| [00:15.86] | 有个男人正在喝着拿铁敲键盘 |
| [00:18.45] | 穿着篮球短裤配了一件白背心 |
| [00:21.20] | 电脑用的网吧同款无牌组装机 |
| [00:23.88] | 你忽然对他产生兴趣想找人打听 |
| [00:26.37] | 有人说他曾是王者荣耀的冠军 |
| [00:28.92] | 有人说他隐姓埋名只因为爱情 |
| [00:31.66] | 各种传说却没有人知道他的名 |
| [00:34.35] | 你鼓起勇气问他大哥贵姓家住哪里 |
| [00:37.00] | 他掂了掂眼镜说：my name is computerXu |
| [00:39.81] | 如此International杀的你措手不及 |
| [00:42.36] | 你憋了半天憋出一句excuse me? |
| [00:44.98] | 他关上电脑站起身理了理白背心 |
| [00:47.59] | 洁白的额头没有一丝脱发的痕迹 |
| [00:50.19] | 他看着尴尬的氛围和你通红的瓜子脸 |
| [00:52.80] | 嘴角微微上扬说：你好，我就叫程序猿 |
| [00:55.64] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [00:56.67] | 代码是我们的节拍 |
| [00:58.60] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [00:59.38] | 这是程序猿的独白 |
| [01:01.34] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [01:02.01] | 钞票装进我的口袋 |
| [01:03.96] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [01:04.70] | 我们的时代已到来 |
| [01:06.41] | 程序猿这个名字好熟悉 |
| [01:07.96] | 话音未落你就掏出了手机 |
| [01:09.65] | 赶紧google这到底是什么东西 |
| [01:11.69] | 结果网页显示not found 404 |
| [01:14.49] | 哈哈欢迎来到只有百度的城市 |
| [01:17.01] | 他说别查了朋友让我来告诉你 |
| [01:19.62] | 程序猿是这个时代的发动机 |
| [01:22.37] | 可总有人笑我们穿格子衬衫的衣服 |
| [01:24.86] | 笑完之后点开我们开发的程序购物 |
| [01:27.54] | 但其实我们不是天生就老土 |
| [01:30.27] | 你们的潮牌和话筒我们一样都能Hold住 |
| [01:33.01] | 只是我们走在创造新世界的道路 |
| [01:35.46] | 穿衣服打扮耍酷我们真的没功夫 |
| [01:38.52] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [01:39.30] | 毕竟我们长得不帅 |
| [01:41.20] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [01:41.91] | 你们笑起来挺可爱 |
| [01:43.97] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [01:44.64] | 欢迎来到新的时代 |
| [01:46.29] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [01:47.29] | 这里还是我们主宰 |
| [01:49.02] | 网上总说我们是宅男*丝的生物 |
| [01:51.40] | 我的程序猿朋友咱们不用特别的在乎 |
| [01:54.24] | 喷子和我们虽然敲着一样的键盘 |
| [01:56.81] | 但我们在创造而他们只会上网口嗨。 |
| [02:10.24] | 他们总说我们钱多话少死得早 |
| [02:13.02] | 其实我们身体倍儿好只是没空和他们聊 |
| [02:15.63] | 他们总说别嫁程序猿老了头发会少 |
| [02:18.30] | 当初没嫁马云的姑娘就是这么错过淘宝 |
| [02:21.07] | 所以各位亲爱的女同学看这里 |
| [02:23.67] | 找人约会请第一时间和我们联系 |
| [02:26.27] | 我们程序猿也有情趣不管电影KTV |
| [02:29.04] | 别等到电脑蓝屏才想起打我们手机 |
| [02:31.63] | 就把我们当做你们的app |
| [02:34.37] | 早起晚睡都能第一时间陪着你 |
| [02:36.99] | 你的自拍住进我的眼里 |
| [02:39.69] | 你的孤单记在我的心底 |
| [02:42.33] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [02:43.35] | 毕竟我们长得不帅 |
| [02:45.00] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [02:46.00] | 你们笑起来挺可爱 |
| [02:47.67] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [02:48.68] | 欢迎来到新的时代 |
| [02:50.34] | 笑吧笑吧 |
| [02:51.29] | 这里还是我们主宰 |
| [02:53.00] | 你说你们整天跟着喊云计算大数据 |
| [02:55.45] | 你们知道那是干嘛吗就到处说这太牛逼 |
| [02:58.33] | 搬凳子坐好让徐老师好好告诉你 |
| [03:00.96] | 首先让我们从冯诺依曼开始讲起 |
| [03:04.02] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [03:04.77] | 代码是我们的节拍 |
| [03:06.65] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [03:07.44] | 这是程序猿的独白 |
| [03:09.35] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [03:10.02] | 钞票装进我的口袋 |
| [03:11.98] | 敲吧敲吧 |
| [03:12.70] | 我们的时代已到来 |
| [03:14.33] | 写这首歌不是装逼只想告诉你 |
| [03:16.96] | 这个时代就是有太多皇帝的新衣 |
| [03:19.60] | 机器越做越像人又把人当做机器 |
| [03:22.27] | 盲目跟随丢了灵魂炫耀赤裸的自己 |
| [03:25.00] | 如果每个人都穿上跟风的外衣 |
| [03:27.61] | 站在没有色差的人群 和机器能有什么差异 |
| [03:30.42] | 我们不断努力想让世界变得更加的便利 |
| [03:32.96] | 让你们在数据中生活并不是我们的目的 |
| [03:37.20] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : BBFrank |
| [00:03.45] | lai zi cheng xu yuan de Diss, |
| [00:05.04] | xian gei quan shi jie hai zai jia ban de |
| [00:07.28] | cheng xu yuan men |
| [00:09.73] | ban zou: what u know ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:13.01] | zuo zhuan zhi zou kao you bian di san jia ka fei guan |
| [00:15.86] | you ge nan ren zheng zai he zhe na tie qiao jian pan |
| [00:18.45] | chuan zhe lan qiu duan ku pei le yi jian bai bei xin |
| [00:21.20] | dian nao yong de wang ba tong kuan wu pai zu zhuang ji |
| [00:23.88] | ni hu ran dui ta chan sheng xing qu xiang zhao ren da ting |
| [00:26.37] | you ren shuo ta ceng shi wang zhe rong yao de guan jun |
| [00:28.92] | you ren shuo ta yin xing mai ming zhi yin wei ai qing |
| [00:31.66] | ge zhong chuan shuo que mei you ren zhi dao ta de ming |
| [00:34.35] | ni gu qi yong qi wen ta da ge gui xing jia zhu na li |
| [00:37.00] | ta dian le dian yan jing shuo: my name is computerXu |
| [00:39.81] | ru ci International sha de ni cuo shou bu ji |
| [00:42.36] | ni bie le ban tian bie chu yi ju excuse me? |
| [00:44.98] | ta guan shang dian nao zhan qi shen li le li bai bei xin |
| [00:47.59] | jie bai de e tou mei you yi si tuo fa de hen ji |
| [00:50.19] | ta kan zhe gan ga de fen wei he ni tong hong de gua zi lian |
| [00:52.80] | zui jiao wei wei shang yang shuo: ni hao, wo jiu jiao cheng xu yuan |
| [00:55.64] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [00:56.67] | dai ma shi wo men de jie pai |
| [00:58.60] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [00:59.38] | zhe shi cheng xu yuan de du bai |
| [01:01.34] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [01:02.01] | chao piao zhuang jin wo de kou dai |
| [01:03.96] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [01:04.70] | wo men de shi dai yi dao lai |
| [01:06.41] | cheng xu yuan zhe ge ming zi hao shu xi |
| [01:07.96] | hua yin wei luo ni jiu tao chu le shou ji |
| [01:09.65] | gan jin google zhe dao di shi shen me dong xi |
| [01:11.69] | jie guo wang ye xian shi not found 404 |
| [01:14.49] | ha ha huan ying lai dao zhi you bai du de cheng shi |
| [01:17.01] | ta shuo bie cha le peng you rang wo lai gao su ni |
| [01:19.62] | cheng xu yuan shi zhe ge shi dai de fa dong ji |
| [01:22.37] | ke zong you ren xiao wo men chuan ge zi chen shan de yi fu |
| [01:24.86] | xiao wan zhi hou dian kai wo men kai fa de cheng xu gou wu |
| [01:27.54] | dan qi shi wo men bu shi tian sheng jiu lao tu |
| [01:30.27] | ni men de chao pai he hua tong wo men yi yang dou neng Hold zhu |
| [01:33.01] | zhi shi wo men zou zai chuang zao xin shi jie de dao lu |
| [01:35.46] | chuan yi fu da ban shua ku wo men zhen de mei gong fu |
| [01:38.52] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [01:39.30] | bi jing wo men zhang de bu shuai |
| [01:41.20] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [01:41.91] | ni men xiao qi lai ting ke ai |
| [01:43.97] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [01:44.64] | huan ying lai dao xin de shi dai |
| [01:46.29] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [01:47.29] | zhe li hai shi wo men zhu zai |
| [01:49.02] | wang shang zong shuo wo men shi zhai nan si de sheng wu |
| [01:51.40] | wo de cheng xu yuan peng you zan men bu yong te bie de zai hu |
| [01:54.24] | pen zi he wo men sui ran qiao zhe yi yang de jian pan |
| [01:56.81] | dan wo men zai chuang zao er ta men zhi hui shang wang kou hai. |
| [02:10.24] | ta men zong shuo wo men qian duo hua shao si de zao |
| [02:13.02] | qi shi wo men shen ti bei er hao zhi shi mei kong he ta men liao |
| [02:15.63] | ta men zong shuo bie jia cheng xu yuan lao le tou fa hui shao |
| [02:18.30] | dang chu mei jia ma yun de gu niang jiu shi zhe me cuo guo tao bao |
| [02:21.07] | suo yi ge wei qin ai de nv tong xue kan zhe li |
| [02:23.67] | zhao ren yue hui qing di yi shi jian he wo men lian xi |
| [02:26.27] | wo men cheng xu yuan ye you qing qu bu guan dian ying KTV |
| [02:29.04] | bie deng dao dian nao lan ping cai xiang qi da wo men shou ji |
| [02:31.63] | jiu ba wo men dang zuo ni men de app |
| [02:34.37] | zao qi wan shui dou neng di yi shi jian pei zhe ni |
| [02:36.99] | ni de zi pai zhu jin wo de yan li |
| [02:39.69] | ni de gu dan ji zai wo de xin di |
| [02:42.33] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [02:43.35] | bi jing wo men zhang de bu shuai |
| [02:45.00] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [02:46.00] | ni men xiao qi lai ting ke ai |
| [02:47.67] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [02:48.68] | huan ying lai dao xin de shi dai |
| [02:50.34] | xiao ba xiao ba |
| [02:51.29] | zhe li hai shi wo men zhu zai |
| [02:53.00] | ni shuo ni men zheng tian gen zhe han yun ji suan da shu ju |
| [02:55.45] | ni men zhi dao na shi gan ma ma jiu dao chu shuo zhe tai niu bi |
| [02:58.33] | ban deng zi zuo hao rang xu lao shi hao hao gao su ni |
| [03:00.96] | shou xian rang wo men cong feng nuo yi man kai shi jiang qi |
| [03:04.02] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [03:04.77] | dai ma shi wo men de jie pai |
| [03:06.65] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [03:07.44] | zhe shi cheng xu yuan de du bai |
| [03:09.35] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [03:10.02] | chao piao zhuang jin wo de kou dai |
| [03:11.98] | qiao ba qiao ba |
| [03:12.70] | wo men de shi dai yi dao lai |
| [03:14.33] | xie zhe shou ge bu shi zhuang bi zhi xiang gao su ni |
| [03:16.96] | zhe ge shi dai jiu shi you tai duo huang di de xin yi |
| [03:19.60] | ji qi yue zuo yue xiang ren you ba ren dang zuo ji qi |
| [03:22.27] | mang mu gen sui diu le ling hun xuan yao chi luo de zi ji |
| [03:25.00] | ru guo mei ge ren dou chuan shang gen feng de wai yi |
| [03:27.61] | zhan zai mei you se cha de ren qun he ji qi neng you shen me cha yi |
| [03:30.42] | wo men bu duan nu li xiang rang shi jie bian de geng jia de bian li |
| [03:32.96] | rang ni men zai shu ju zhong sheng huo bing bu shi wo men de mu di |
| [03:37.20] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : BBFrank |
| [00:03.45] | lái zì chéng xù yuán de Diss, |
| [00:05.04] | xiàn gěi quán shì jiè hái zài jiā bān de |
| [00:07.28] | chéng xù yuán men |
| [00:09.73] | bàn zòu: what u know ILLIONAIRE RECORDS |
| [00:13.01] | zuǒ zhuǎn zhí zǒu kào yòu biān dì sān jiā kā fēi guǎn |
| [00:15.86] | yǒu gè nán rén zhèng zài hē zhe ná tiě qiāo jiàn pán |
| [00:18.45] | chuān zhe lán qiú duǎn kù pèi le yī jiàn bái bèi xīn |
| [00:21.20] | diàn nǎo yòng de wǎng bā tóng kuǎn wú pái zǔ zhuāng jī |
| [00:23.88] | nǐ hū rán duì tā chǎn shēng xìng qù xiǎng zhǎo rén dǎ tīng |
| [00:26.37] | yǒu rén shuō tā céng shì wáng zhě róng yào de guàn jūn |
| [00:28.92] | yǒu rén shuō tā yǐn xìng mái míng zhǐ yīn wèi ài qíng |
| [00:31.66] | gè zhǒng chuán shuō què méi yǒu rén zhī dào tā de míng |
| [00:34.35] | nǐ gǔ qǐ yǒng qì wèn tā dà gē guì xìng jiā zhù nǎ lǐ |
| [00:37.00] | tā diān le diān yǎn jìng shuō: my name is computerXu |
| [00:39.81] | rú cǐ International shā de nǐ cuò shǒu bù jí |
| [00:42.36] | nǐ biē le bàn tiān biē chū yī jù excuse me? |
| [00:44.98] | tā guān shàng diàn nǎo zhàn qǐ shēn lǐ le lǐ bái bèi xīn |
| [00:47.59] | jié bái de é tóu méi yǒu yī sī tuō fà de hén jī |
| [00:50.19] | tā kàn zhe gān gà de fēn wéi hé nǐ tòng hóng de guā zǐ liǎn |
| [00:52.80] | zuǐ jiǎo wēi wēi shàng yáng shuō: nǐ hǎo, wǒ jiù jiào chéng xù yuán |
| [00:55.64] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [00:56.67] | dài mǎ shì wǒ men de jié pāi |
| [00:58.60] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [00:59.38] | zhè shì chéng xù yuán de dú bái |
| [01:01.34] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [01:02.01] | chāo piào zhuāng jìn wǒ de kǒu dài |
| [01:03.96] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [01:04.70] | wǒ men de shí dài yǐ dào lái |
| [01:06.41] | chéng xù yuán zhè gè míng zì hǎo shú xī |
| [01:07.96] | huà yīn wèi luò nǐ jiù tāo chū le shǒu jī |
| [01:09.65] | gǎn jǐn google zhè dào dǐ shì shén me dōng xī |
| [01:11.69] | jié guǒ wǎng yè xiǎn shì not found 404 |
| [01:14.49] | hā hā huān yíng lái dào zhǐ yǒu bǎi dù de chéng shì |
| [01:17.01] | tā shuō bié chá le péng yǒu ràng wǒ lái gào sù nǐ |
| [01:19.62] | chéng xù yuán shì zhè gè shí dài de fā dòng jī |
| [01:22.37] | kě zǒng yǒu rén xiào wǒ men chuān gé zi chèn shān de yī fú |
| [01:24.86] | xiào wán zhī hòu diǎn kāi wǒ men kāi fā de chéng xù gòu wù |
| [01:27.54] | dàn qí shí wǒ men bú shì tiān shēng jiù lǎo tǔ |
| [01:30.27] | nǐ men de cháo pái hé huà tǒng wǒ men yí yàng dōu néng Hold zhù |
| [01:33.01] | zhǐ shì wǒ men zǒu zài chuàng zào xīn shì jiè de dào lù |
| [01:35.46] | chuān yī fu dǎ bàn shuǎ kù wǒ men zhēn de méi gōng fū |
| [01:38.52] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [01:39.30] | bì jìng wǒ men zhǎng de bù shuài |
| [01:41.20] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [01:41.91] | nǐ men xiào qǐ lái tǐng kě ài |
| [01:43.97] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [01:44.64] | huān yíng lái dào xīn de shí dài |
| [01:46.29] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [01:47.29] | zhè lǐ hái shì wǒ men zhǔ zǎi |
| [01:49.02] | wǎng shàng zǒng shuō wǒ men shì zhái nán sī de shēng wù |
| [01:51.40] | wǒ de chéng xù yuán péng yǒu zán men bù yòng tè bié de zài hu |
| [01:54.24] | pēn zǐ hé wǒ men suī rán qiāo zhe yí yàng de jiàn pán |
| [01:56.81] | dàn wǒ men zài chuàng zào ér tā men zhǐ huì shàng wǎng kǒu hāi. |
| [02:10.24] | tā men zǒng shuō wǒ men qián duō huà shǎo sǐ dé zǎo |
| [02:13.02] | qí shí wǒ men shēn tǐ bèi ér hǎo zhǐ shì méi kòng hé tā men liáo |
| [02:15.63] | tā men zǒng shuō bié jià chéng xù yuán lǎo le tóu fà huì shǎo |
| [02:18.30] | dāng chū méi jià mǎ yún de gū niáng jiù shì zhè me cuò guò táo bǎo |
| [02:21.07] | suǒ yǐ gè wèi qīn ài de nǚ tóng xué kàn zhè lǐ |
| [02:23.67] | zhǎo rén yuē huì qǐng dì yī shí jiān hé wǒ men lián xì |
| [02:26.27] | wǒ men chéng xù yuán yě yǒu qíng qù bù guǎn diàn yǐng KTV |
| [02:29.04] | bié děng dào diàn nǎo lán píng cái xiǎng qǐ dǎ wǒ men shǒu jī |
| [02:31.63] | jiù bǎ wǒ men dàng zuò nǐ men de app |
| [02:34.37] | zǎo qǐ wǎn shuì dōu néng dì yī shí jiān péi zhe nǐ |
| [02:36.99] | nǐ de zì pāi zhù jìn wǒ de yǎn lǐ |
| [02:39.69] | nǐ de gū dān jì zài wǒ de xīn dǐ |
| [02:42.33] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [02:43.35] | bì jìng wǒ men zhǎng de bù shuài |
| [02:45.00] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [02:46.00] | nǐ men xiào qǐ lái tǐng kě ài |
| [02:47.67] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [02:48.68] | huān yíng lái dào xīn de shí dài |
| [02:50.34] | xiào ba xiào ba |
| [02:51.29] | zhè lǐ hái shì wǒ men zhǔ zǎi |
| [02:53.00] | nǐ shuō nǐ men zhěng tiān gēn zhe hǎn yún jì suàn dà shù jù |
| [02:55.45] | nǐ men zhī dào nà shi gàn ma ma jiù dào chù shuō zhè tài niú bī |
| [02:58.33] | bān dèng zǐ zuò hǎo ràng xú lǎo shī hǎo hǎo gào sù nǐ |
| [03:00.96] | shǒu xiān ràng wǒ men cóng féng nuò yī màn kāi shǐ jiǎng qǐ |
| [03:04.02] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [03:04.77] | dài mǎ shì wǒ men de jié pāi |
| [03:06.65] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [03:07.44] | zhè shì chéng xù yuán de dú bái |
| [03:09.35] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [03:10.02] | chāo piào zhuāng jìn wǒ de kǒu dài |
| [03:11.98] | qiāo ba qiāo ba |
| [03:12.70] | wǒ men de shí dài yǐ dào lái |
| [03:14.33] | xiě zhè shǒu gē bú shì zhuāng bī zhǐ xiǎng gào sù nǐ |
| [03:16.96] | zhè gè shí dài jiù shì yǒu tài duō huáng dì de xīn yī |
| [03:19.60] | jī qì yuè zuò yuè xiàng rén yòu bǎ rén dàng zuò jī qì |
| [03:22.27] | máng mù gēn suí diū le líng hún xuàn yào chì luǒ de zì jǐ |
| [03:25.00] | rú guǒ měi ge rén dōu chuān shang gēn fēng de wài yī |
| [03:27.61] | zhàn zài méi yǒu sè chà de rén qún hé jī qì néng yǒu shén me chā yì |
| [03:30.42] | wǒ men bù duàn nǔ lì xiǎng ràng shì jiè biàn de gèng jiā de biàn lì |
| [03:32.96] | ràng nǐ men zài shù jù zhōng shēng huó bìng bú shì wǒ men de mù dì |
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