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I play in a band |
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We're the best in the land |
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We're big in both Chelsea and France |
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I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar |
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There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance |
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So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty |
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These other gals mean nothing to me |
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Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night |
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'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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I can bench press a car |
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I'm an ex-football star |
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With degrees from both Harvard and Yale |
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Girls just can't keep up |
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I'm a real love machine |
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I've had far better sex while in jail |
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I designed the Sears tower |
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I make two grand an hour |
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I cook the world's best duck flambe |
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I'll take the pick of the liter |
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And girls jockey for me |
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I don't need these lines to get laid |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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I'm the man of the night |
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A real ladies delight |
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See, my figure was chiselled from stone |
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One more for the gal, then I'll escort her home |
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Come last call, I'm never alone |
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I own a house on the hill with a red water bed |
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It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame |
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With girls by the pool and italian sports cars |
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I'm just here in this dump for the game |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? |
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I'm a pitiful sight |
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And I ain't all that bright |
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I'm definitely not chiselled from stone |
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I'm a cheat and a liar |
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No women's desire |
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I'll probably die cold and alone |
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But just give me a chance |
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'Cause deep down inside |
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I swear I got a big heart of gold |
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I'm a monogamous man |
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No more one night stands |
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Come on, honey, let me take you home |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced |
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And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown |
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In the trousers, she kissed me! |
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And I only bought her one round |
