| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : zakiboy |
| [00:00.345] | 作词 : zakiboy |
| [00:01.35] | 小贝 |
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| [00:07.78] | 伴奏：Insider-Koi |
| [00:09.21] | |
| [00:09.83] | 完两个儿好 完两个儿好 |
| [00:11.76] | |
| [00:12.04] | 完两个儿上山割茅草 |
| [00:14.25] | |
| [00:14.48] | 你割得多 我割得少 |
| [00:16.69] | |
| [00:17.07] | 你没得媳妇儿我帮你找 |
| [00:19.22] | |
| [00:19.64] | 1888是个么的经路 |
| [00:21.91] | |
| [00:22.25] | 有三个道学他嗯心里清楚 |
| [00:24.16] | |
| [00:24.43] | 突然冒出的临澧话有西作呕 |
| [00:26.65] | |
| [00:26.91] | 不过反正是写给他俺滴 跟我听斗 |
| [00:29.36] | |
| [00:29.64] | 一个个抱起媳妇儿回替哒 |
| [00:31.28] | |
| [00:31.52] | 有个不要脸的儿都已经两岁哒 |
| [00:33.52] | |
| [00:33.80] | 当公务员的而今喝酒虾得扣咔 |
| [00:36.04] | |
| [00:36.31] | 酒桌上邹公子却假儿嘛噶要喝茶 |
| [00:38.43] | |
| [00:38.74] | 么得三代世交 其实有点搞笑 |
| [00:41.00] | |
| [00:41.21] | 一起批大块地方不就么几个熟人罩 |
| [00:43.45] | |
| [00:43.71] | 但是熟归熟 站在别个屋里门口 |
| [00:46.36] | |
| [00:46.61] | 也不得跟完安一样张口就是半头 |
| [00:48.74] | |
| [00:48.99] | 外面一声喊 就晓得有人鬼邀伴 |
| [00:50.77] | |
| [00:51.00] | 一坐得网吧就感觉捏时间差一俺 不生机 |
| [00:53.74] | |
| [00:53.94] | 神将无系批游戏一世都玩不完 |
| [00:55.71] | |
| [00:55.94] | 但总有个人会喊“还不闪？你不山” |
| [00:58.39] | |
| [00:58.74] | 不晓得哪个芍懒喜欢七没内儿 |
| [01:00.85] | |
| [01:01.06] | 一问有没完安就说放在雷吧及儿 |
| [01:02.91] | |
| [01:03.17] | 翻箱倒柜之后撞抖碎骨内而 |
| [01:05.40] | |
| [01:05.65] | 然后港啊一句“道学么，捏是叫果儿” |
| [01:08.01] | |
| [01:08.21] | 周日下午回到学校开始过孽 |
| [01:10.30] | |
| [01:10.52] | 把别个鞋带绑在桌子上还打个死结 |
| [01:12.88] | |
| [01:13.14] | 结果黎伯一来才发现都没写作业 |
| [01:15.34] | |
| [01:15.65] | 在教室后面罚站一晚上搞的几得作孽 |
| [01:18.31] | |
| [01:18.54] | 我记得落雪之前要下一场冰仔仔而 |
| [01:20.66] | |
| [01:20.91] | 下完雪之后就出去一人一根凌根儿 |
| [01:23.21] | |
| [01:23.51] | 如果是早上有人要七碗汤意儿 |
| [01:25.41] | |
| [01:25.61] | 邹奶奶包滴汤意儿能够押垮一张板凳儿 |
| [01:27.96] | |
| [01:28.14] | 如果到了夏天 真滴是讨嗖嫌 |
| [01:30.01] | |
| [01:30.26] | 屋里刚拖完的地就往里踩 用漆黑滴脚板 |
| [01:32.88] | |
| [01:33.08] | 下雨也要出替玩 玩得泥巴扶骚天 |
| [01:35.00] | |
| [01:35.23] | 涩起批牙齿黑还虾不过说穿滴夹夹儿板 |
| [01:49.77] | 完两个儿好 完两个儿好 |
| [01:52.73] | |
| [01:52.88] | 完两个儿上山割茅草 |
| [01:53.62] | |
| [01:53.83] | 你割得多 我割得少 |
| [01:55.07] | |
| [01:55.30] | 你没得媳妇儿我帮你找 |
| [01:57.31] | |
| [01:57.48] | 完几个大学都落在长沙 |
| [01:59.30] | |
| [01:59.56] | 有人读个批三本他还歪虾 |
| [02:01.60] | |
| [02:01.83] | 不过还是好过某些路痴嗲嗲 |
| [02:04.23] | |
| [02:04.45] | 要喊他出来玩无真滴是歇哈 |
| [02:06.80] | |
| [02:06.96] | 有个后来当领导的恰得我后面的林科大 |
| [02:09.74] | |
| [02:09.92] | 说是要跟我学跳舞 假而入马噶 |
| [02:12.04] | |
| [02:12.27] | 过没几天都学长沙佬港么都加个撒 |
| [02:14.80] | |
| [02:14.98] | 只有我恰抖学啊一句海南话 |
| [02:16.97] | |
| [02:17.18] | 到而今都还喜欢上网 |
| [02:18.90] | |
| [02:19.07] | 当老关子的人了玩游戏都不打羊往 |
| [02:21.50] | |
| [02:21.70] | 每次打牌都要打得一个人青皮厂抗 |
| [02:23.98] | |
| [02:24.15] | 然后下了牌桌找个地方端起酒就况 |
| [02:26.31] | |
| [02:26.48] | 都是结了婚的人 以后注意哈 |
| [02:28.59] | |
| [02:28.85] | 而今就剩我一个人 还 没成家 |
| [02:31.27] | |
| [02:31.55] | 再哪个 跟我酒多 敬一哈 |
| [02:33.59] | |
| [02:33.85] | 老子转身 就是一记叼子耳巴 |
| [02:36.20] | |
| [02:36.44] | 捏首歌之八没得么人听 |
| [02:38.33] | |
| [02:38.53] | 我个人听起来都感觉有点或懒行 |
| [02:40.98] | |
| [02:41.15] | 说起来您安可能还不得信 |
| [02:43.37] | |
| [02:43.55] | 接下来我还打算抒他一哈情 |
| [02:45.56] | |
| [02:45.96] | 我屋里只有姐妹没得兄弟 |
| [02:48.28] | |
| [02:48.54] | 还好您安几个来的比较积极 |
| [02:50.83] | |
| [02:51.03] | 如果下一辈子还有机会继续搅基 |
| [02:53.33] | |
| [02:53.54] | 但愿投胎滴 时候没得计划生育 |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : zakiboy |
| [00:00.345] | zuo ci : zakiboy |
| [00:01.35] | xiao bei |
| [00:07.00] | |
| [00:07.78] | ban zou: InsiderKoi |
| [00:09.21] | |
| [00:09.83] | wan liang ge er hao wan liang ge er hao |
| [00:11.76] | |
| [00:12.04] | wan liang ge er shang shan ge mao cao |
| [00:14.25] | |
| [00:14.48] | ni ge de duo wo ge de shao |
| [00:16.69] | |
| [00:17.07] | ni mei de xi fu er wo bang ni zhao |
| [00:19.22] | |
| [00:19.64] | 1888 shi ge me de jing lu |
| [00:21.91] | |
| [00:22.25] | you san ge dao xue ta xin li qing chu |
| [00:24.16] | |
| [00:24.43] | tu ran mao chu de lin li hua you xi zuo ou |
| [00:26.65] | |
| [00:26.91] | bu guo fan zheng shi xie gei ta an di gen wo ting dou |
| [00:29.36] | |
| [00:29.64] | yi ge ge bao qi xi fu er hui ti da |
| [00:31.28] | |
| [00:31.52] | you ge bu yao lian de er dou yi jing liang sui da |
| [00:33.52] | |
| [00:33.80] | dang gong wu yuan de er jin he jiu xia de kou ka |
| [00:36.04] | |
| [00:36.31] | jiu zhuo shang zou gong zi que jia er ma ga yao he cha |
| [00:38.43] | |
| [00:38.74] | me de san dai shi jiao qi shi you dian gao xiao |
| [00:41.00] | |
| [00:41.21] | yi qi pi da kuai di fang bu jiu me ji ge shu ren zhao |
| [00:43.45] | |
| [00:43.71] | dan shi shu gui shu zhan zai bie ge wu li men kou |
| [00:46.36] | |
| [00:46.61] | ye bu de gen wan an yi yang zhang kou jiu shi ban tou |
| [00:48.74] | |
| [00:48.99] | wai mian yi sheng han jiu xiao de you ren gui yao ban |
| [00:50.77] | |
| [00:51.00] | yi zuo de wang ba jiu gan jue nie shi jian cha yi an bu sheng ji |
| [00:53.74] | |
| [00:53.94] | shen jiang wu xi pi you xi yi shi dou wan bu wan |
| [00:55.71] | |
| [00:55.94] | dan zong you ge ren hui han" hai bu shan? ni bu shan" |
| [00:58.39] | |
| [00:58.74] | bu xiao de nei ge shao lan xi huan qi mei nei er |
| [01:00.85] | |
| [01:01.06] | yi wen you mei wan an jiu shuo fang zai lei ba ji er |
| [01:02.91] | |
| [01:03.17] | fan xiang dao gui zhi hou zhuang dou sui gu nei er |
| [01:05.40] | |
| [01:05.65] | ran hou gang a yi ju" dao xue me, nie shi jiao guo er" |
| [01:08.01] | |
| [01:08.21] | zhou ri xia wu hui dao xue xiao kai shi guo nie |
| [01:10.30] | |
| [01:10.52] | ba bie ge xie dai bang zai zhuo zi shang hai da ge si jie |
| [01:12.88] | |
| [01:13.14] | jie guo li bo yi lai cai fa xian dou mei xie zuo ye |
| [01:15.34] | |
| [01:15.65] | zai jiao shi hou mian fa zhan yi wan shang gao de ji de zuo nie |
| [01:18.31] | |
| [01:18.54] | wo ji de luo xue zhi qian yao xia yi chang bing zi zai er |
| [01:20.66] | |
| [01:20.91] | xia wan xue zhi hou jiu chu qu yi ren yi gen ling gen er |
| [01:23.21] | |
| [01:23.51] | ru guo shi zao shang you ren yao qi wan tang yi er |
| [01:25.41] | |
| [01:25.61] | zou nai nai bao di tang yi er neng gou ya kua yi zhang ban deng er |
| [01:27.96] | |
| [01:28.14] | ru guo dao le xia tian zhen di shi tao sou xian |
| [01:30.01] | |
| [01:30.26] | wu li gang tuo wan de di jiu wang li cai yong qi hei di jiao ban |
| [01:32.88] | |
| [01:33.08] | xia yu ye yao chu ti wan wan de ni ba fu sao tian |
| [01:35.00] | |
| [01:35.23] | se qi pi ya chi hei hai xia bu guo shuo chuan di jia jia er ban |
| [01:49.77] | wan liang ge er hao wan liang ge er hao |
| [01:52.73] | |
| [01:52.88] | wan liang ge er shang shan ge mao cao |
| [01:53.62] | |
| [01:53.83] | ni ge de duo wo ge de shao |
| [01:55.07] | |
| [01:55.30] | ni mei de xi fu er wo bang ni zhao |
| [01:57.31] | |
| [01:57.48] | wan ji ge da xue dou luo zai chang sha |
| [01:59.30] | |
| [01:59.56] | you ren du ge pi san ben ta hai wai xia |
| [02:01.60] | |
| [02:01.83] | bu guo hai shi hao guo mou xie lu chi dia dia |
| [02:04.23] | |
| [02:04.45] | yao han ta chu lai wan wu zhen di shi xie ha |
| [02:06.80] | |
| [02:06.96] | you ge hou lai dang ling dao de qia de wo hou mian di lin ke da |
| [02:09.74] | |
| [02:09.92] | shuo shi yao gen wo xue tiao wu jia er ru ma ga |
| [02:12.04] | |
| [02:12.27] | guo mei ji tian du xue chang sha lao gang me dou jia ge sa |
| [02:14.80] | |
| [02:14.98] | zhi you wo qia dou xue a yi ju hai nan hua |
| [02:16.97] | |
| [02:17.18] | dao er jin dou hai xi huan shang wang |
| [02:18.90] | |
| [02:19.07] | dang lao guan zi de ren le wan you xi dou bu da yang wang |
| [02:21.50] | |
| [02:21.70] | mei ci da pai dou yao da de yi ge ren qing pi chang kang |
| [02:23.98] | |
| [02:24.15] | ran hou xia le pai zhuo zhao ge di fang duan qi jiu jiu kuang |
| [02:26.31] | |
| [02:26.48] | dou shi jie le hun de ren yi hou zhu yi ha |
| [02:28.59] | |
| [02:28.85] | er jin jiu sheng wo yi ge ren hai mei cheng jia |
| [02:31.27] | |
| [02:31.55] | zai nei ge gen wo jiu duo jing yi ha |
| [02:33.59] | |
| [02:33.85] | lao zi zhuan shen jiu shi yi ji diao zi er ba |
| [02:36.20] | |
| [02:36.44] | nie shou ge zhi ba mei de me ren ting |
| [02:38.33] | |
| [02:38.53] | wo ge ren ting qi lai dou gan jue you dian huo lan xing |
| [02:40.98] | |
| [02:41.15] | shuo qi lai nin an ke neng hai bu de xin |
| [02:43.37] | |
| [02:43.55] | jie xia lai wo hai da suan shu ta yi ha qing |
| [02:45.56] | |
| [02:45.96] | wo wu li zhi you jie mei mei de xiong di |
| [02:48.28] | |
| [02:48.54] | hai hao nin an ji ge lai de bi jiao ji ji |
| [02:50.83] | |
| [02:51.03] | ru guo xia yi bei zi hai you ji hui ji xu jiao ji |
| [02:53.33] | |
| [02:53.54] | dan yuan tou tai di shi hou mei de ji hua sheng yu |
| [02:57.39] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : zakiboy |
| [00:00.345] | zuò cí : zakiboy |
| [00:01.35] | xiǎo bèi |
| [00:07.00] | |
| [00:07.78] | bàn zòu: InsiderKoi |
| [00:09.21] | |
| [00:09.83] | wán liǎng gè ér hǎo wán liǎng gè ér hǎo |
| [00:11.76] | |
| [00:12.04] | wán liǎng gè ér shàng shān gē máo cǎo |
| [00:14.25] | |
| [00:14.48] | nǐ gē dé duō wǒ gē dé shǎo |
| [00:16.69] | |
| [00:17.07] | nǐ méi de xí fù ér wǒ bāng nǐ zhǎo |
| [00:19.22] | |
| [00:19.64] | 1888 shì gè me de jīng lù |
| [00:21.91] | |
| [00:22.25] | yǒu sān ge dào xué tā xīn lǐ qīng chǔ |
| [00:24.16] | |
| [00:24.43] | tū rán mào chū de lín lǐ huà yǒu xī zuò ǒu |
| [00:26.65] | |
| [00:26.91] | bù guò fǎn zhèng shì xiě gěi tā ǎn dī gēn wǒ tīng dòu |
| [00:29.36] | |
| [00:29.64] | yí gè gè bào qǐ xí fù ér huí tì dā |
| [00:31.28] | |
| [00:31.52] | yǒu gè bú yào liǎn de ér dōu yǐ jīng liǎng suì dā |
| [00:33.52] | |
| [00:33.80] | dāng gōng wù yuán de ér jīn hē jiǔ xiā dé kòu kā |
| [00:36.04] | |
| [00:36.31] | jiǔ zhuō shàng zōu gōng zǐ què jiǎ ér ma gá yào hē chá |
| [00:38.43] | |
| [00:38.74] | me dé sān dài shì jiāo qí shí yǒu diǎn gǎo xiào |
| [00:41.00] | |
| [00:41.21] | yì qǐ pī dà kuài dì fāng bù jiù me jǐ gè shú rén zhào |
| [00:43.45] | |
| [00:43.71] | dàn shì shú guī shú zhàn zài bié gè wū lǐ mén kǒu |
| [00:46.36] | |
| [00:46.61] | yě bù dé gēn wán ān yí yàng zhāng kǒu jiù shì bàn tóu |
| [00:48.74] | |
| [00:48.99] | wài miàn yī shēng hǎn jiù xiǎo de yǒu rén guǐ yāo bàn |
| [00:50.77] | |
| [00:51.00] | yī zuò dé wǎng bā jiù gǎn jué niē shí jiān chā yī ǎn bù shēng jī |
| [00:53.74] | |
| [00:53.94] | shén jiāng wú xì pī yóu xì yī shì dōu wán bù wán |
| [00:55.71] | |
| [00:55.94] | dàn zǒng yǒu gè rén huì hǎn" hái bù shǎn? nǐ bù shān" |
| [00:58.39] | |
| [00:58.74] | bù xiǎo de něi gè sháo lǎn xǐ huān qī méi nèi ér |
| [01:00.85] | |
| [01:01.06] | yī wèn yǒu méi wán ān jiù shuō fàng zài léi ba jí ér |
| [01:02.91] | |
| [01:03.17] | fān xiāng dǎo guì zhī hòu zhuàng dǒu suì gǔ nèi ér |
| [01:05.40] | |
| [01:05.65] | rán hòu gǎng a yī jù" dào xué me, niē shì jiào guǒ ér" |
| [01:08.01] | |
| [01:08.21] | zhōu rì xià wǔ huí dào xué xiào kāi shǐ guò niè |
| [01:10.30] | |
| [01:10.52] | bǎ bié gè xié dài bǎng zài zhuō zi shàng hái dǎ gè sǐ jié |
| [01:12.88] | |
| [01:13.14] | jié guǒ lí bó yī lái cái fā xiàn dōu méi xiě zuò yè |
| [01:15.34] | |
| [01:15.65] | zài jiào shì hòu miàn fá zhàn yī wǎn shàng gǎo de jǐ dé zuò niè |
| [01:18.31] | |
| [01:18.54] | wǒ jì de luò xuě zhī qián yào xià yī chǎng bīng zǐ zǎi ér |
| [01:20.66] | |
| [01:20.91] | xià wán xuě zhī hòu jiù chū qù yī rén yī gēn líng gēn ér |
| [01:23.21] | |
| [01:23.51] | rú guǒ shì zǎo shàng yǒu rén yào qī wǎn tāng yì ér |
| [01:25.41] | |
| [01:25.61] | zōu nǎi nǎi bāo dī tāng yì ér néng gòu yā kuǎ yī zhāng bǎn dèng ér |
| [01:27.96] | |
| [01:28.14] | rú guǒ dào le xià tiān zhēn dī shì tǎo sōu xián |
| [01:30.01] | |
| [01:30.26] | wū lǐ gāng tuō wán de dì jiù wǎng lǐ cǎi yòng qī hēi dī jiǎo bǎn |
| [01:32.88] | |
| [01:33.08] | xià yǔ yě yào chū tì wán wán dé ní bā fú sāo tiān |
| [01:35.00] | |
| [01:35.23] | sè qǐ pī yá chǐ hēi hái xiā bù guò shuō chuān dī jiā jiā ér bǎn |
| [01:49.77] | wán liǎng gè ér hǎo wán liǎng gè ér hǎo |
| [01:52.73] | |
| [01:52.88] | wán liǎng gè ér shàng shān gē máo cǎo |
| [01:53.62] | |
| [01:53.83] | nǐ gē dé duō wǒ gē dé shǎo |
| [01:55.07] | |
| [01:55.30] | nǐ méi de xí fù ér wǒ bāng nǐ zhǎo |
| [01:57.31] | |
| [01:57.48] | wán jǐ gè dà xué dōu luò zài cháng shā |
| [01:59.30] | |
| [01:59.56] | yǒu rén dú gè pī sān běn tā hái wāi xiā |
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| [02:01.83] | bù guò hái shì hǎo guò mǒu xiē lù chī diǎ diǎ |
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| [02:04.45] | yào hǎn tā chū lái wán wú zhēn dī shì xiē hā |
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| [02:06.96] | yǒu gè hòu lái dāng lǐng dǎo de qià dé wǒ hòu miàn dí lín kē dà |
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| [02:09.92] | shuō shì yào gēn wǒ xué tiào wǔ jiǎ ér rù mǎ gá |
| [02:12.04] | |
| [02:12.27] | guò méi jǐ tiān dū xué cháng shā lǎo gǎng me dōu jiā gè sā |
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| [02:14.98] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ qià dǒu xué a yī jù hǎi nán huà |
| [02:16.97] | |
| [02:17.18] | dào ér jīn dōu hái xǐ huān shàng wǎng |
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| [02:19.07] | dāng lǎo guān zǐ de rén le wán yóu xì dōu bù dǎ yáng wǎng |
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| [02:21.70] | měi cì dǎ pái dōu yào dǎ dé yí ge rén qīng pí chǎng kàng |
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| [02:24.15] | rán hòu xià le pái zhuō zhǎo gè dì fāng duān qǐ jiǔ jiù kuàng |
| [02:26.31] | |
| [02:26.48] | dōu shì jié le hūn de rén yǐ hòu zhù yì hā |
| [02:28.59] | |
| [02:28.85] | ér jīn jiù shèng wǒ yí ge rén hái méi chéng jiā |
| [02:31.27] | |
| [02:31.55] | zài něi gè gēn wǒ jiǔ duō jìng yī hā |
| [02:33.59] | |
| [02:33.85] | lǎo zi zhuǎn shēn jiù shì yī jì diāo zi ěr bā |
| [02:36.20] | |
| [02:36.44] | niē shǒu gē zhī bā méi de me rén tīng |
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| [02:38.53] | wǒ gè rén tīng qǐ lái dōu gǎn jué yǒu diǎn huò lǎn xíng |
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| [02:41.15] | shuō qǐ lái nín ān kě néng hái bù dé xìn |
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| [02:43.55] | jiē xià lái wǒ hái dǎ suàn shū tā yī hā qíng |
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| [02:45.96] | wǒ wū lǐ zhǐ yǒu jiě mèi méi de xiōng dì |
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| [02:48.54] | hái hǎo nín ān jǐ gè lái de bǐ jiào jī jí |
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| [02:51.03] | rú guǒ xià yī bèi zi hái yǒu jī huì jì xù jiǎo jī |
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| [02:53.54] | dàn yuàn tóu tāi dī shí hòu méi de jì huà shēng yù |
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