Song | The Ballad Of The Half Brained Man |
Artist | Chamber |
Album | L'Orchestre de Chamber Noir |
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作曲 : Chamber | |
作词 : Chamber | |
Born on a wednesday noon, | |
somewhere in the midlands, | |
they´d mistaken half his brain for the afterbirth and threw it away. | |
Since that day he always needed someone to look after him. | |
his half-hearted mother gave him away | |
so his halfbrother took care | |
brought him down again | |
since he was only running upstairs | |
took off the clothes he´d forgotten to take off, | |
whiped his back when he´d shit in his pants | |
cause he´d forgotten to take them down while sittin on the pot. | |
Another reason for why he never had friends: | |
He was unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled. | |
On the day his halfbrother died he had to start to grow | |
and look after himself, | |
he got a part time job in a library | |
and yeah, you know the story, he never finished a book, | |
eventhough he´d started them all. | |
One day, in the pub, after work, having half a pint | |
he realized for the first time | |
that there was something missing in his life | |
for the first time he was aware of his lonelyness | |
what caused a flood of half pints | |
till he got thrown out and stumbled towards home. | |
From the next day on he was looking for his woman | |
but of course, none of those he had chosen was in any kind attached to him. | |
He got very frustrated and depressive, | |
drunk ways too much and still smelled; | |
remember this little restroom - problem! | |
This also didn´t help the situation. | |
He was so sick and tired of his half-a-live | |
that he´d decided to commit suicide | |
and shot himself in the head. | |
Nothing happened of course | |
it was the wrong side of the skull - the one with no brain. | |
He was taken to the hospital where he, | |
packed in bandage stumbled into a person on the corridor | |
packed in bandage, too. | |
But oh-god, it was a female with her skull dressing on the opposite side than his... | |
Half a year later they were married | |
and when their child was born - oh what a miracle: | |
it was fully brained. | |
He was the most happy person on this planet eventhough he was still | |
unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled... | |
So, their life became more and more difficult, | |
she slept when he was awake, | |
she shut doors when he wanted them open... | |
their love turned into hate | |
and one day she took the child and left him. | |
It looks like femals can deal better | |
with half brained lives than males. | |
She went back to her mother | |
where she still lives her happy half-brained life. | |
But he drowned in deep depressions again, | |
became worse than ever before and, | |
yes, one day he took the old gun again and...BANG... | |
this time he got the right side. | |
He´d learned something after all. |
zuo qu : Chamber | |
zuo ci : Chamber | |
Born on a wednesday noon, | |
somewhere in the midlands, | |
they d mistaken half his brain for the afterbirth and threw it away. | |
Since that day he always needed someone to look after him. | |
his halfhearted mother gave him away | |
so his halfbrother took care | |
brought him down again | |
since he was only running upstairs | |
took off the clothes he d forgotten to take off, | |
whiped his back when he d shit in his pants | |
cause he d forgotten to take them down while sittin on the pot. | |
Another reason for why he never had friends: | |
He was unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled. | |
On the day his halfbrother died he had to start to grow | |
and look after himself, | |
he got a part time job in a library | |
and yeah, you know the story, he never finished a book, | |
eventhough he d started them all. | |
One day, in the pub, after work, having half a pint | |
he realized for the first time | |
that there was something missing in his life | |
for the first time he was aware of his lonelyness | |
what caused a flood of half pints | |
till he got thrown out and stumbled towards home. | |
From the next day on he was looking for his woman | |
but of course, none of those he had chosen was in any kind attached to him. | |
He got very frustrated and depressive, | |
drunk ways too much and still smelled | |
remember this little restroom problem! | |
This also didn t help the situation. | |
He was so sick and tired of his halfalive | |
that he d decided to commit suicide | |
and shot himself in the head. | |
Nothing happened of course | |
it was the wrong side of the skull the one with no brain. | |
He was taken to the hospital where he, | |
packed in bandage stumbled into a person on the corridor | |
packed in bandage, too. | |
But ohgod, it was a female with her skull dressing on the opposite side than his... | |
Half a year later they were married | |
and when their child was born oh what a miracle: | |
it was fully brained. | |
He was the most happy person on this planet eventhough he was still | |
unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled... | |
So, their life became more and more difficult, | |
she slept when he was awake, | |
she shut doors when he wanted them open... | |
their love turned into hate | |
and one day she took the child and left him. | |
It looks like femals can deal better | |
with half brained lives than males. | |
She went back to her mother | |
where she still lives her happy halfbrained life. | |
But he drowned in deep depressions again, | |
became worse than ever before and, | |
yes, one day he took the old gun again and... BANG... | |
this time he got the right side. | |
He d learned something after all. |
zuò qǔ : Chamber | |
zuò cí : Chamber | |
Born on a wednesday noon, | |
somewhere in the midlands, | |
they d mistaken half his brain for the afterbirth and threw it away. | |
Since that day he always needed someone to look after him. | |
his halfhearted mother gave him away | |
so his halfbrother took care | |
brought him down again | |
since he was only running upstairs | |
took off the clothes he d forgotten to take off, | |
whiped his back when he d shit in his pants | |
cause he d forgotten to take them down while sittin on the pot. | |
Another reason for why he never had friends: | |
He was unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled. | |
On the day his halfbrother died he had to start to grow | |
and look after himself, | |
he got a part time job in a library | |
and yeah, you know the story, he never finished a book, | |
eventhough he d started them all. | |
One day, in the pub, after work, having half a pint | |
he realized for the first time | |
that there was something missing in his life | |
for the first time he was aware of his lonelyness | |
what caused a flood of half pints | |
till he got thrown out and stumbled towards home. | |
From the next day on he was looking for his woman | |
but of course, none of those he had chosen was in any kind attached to him. | |
He got very frustrated and depressive, | |
drunk ways too much and still smelled | |
remember this little restroom problem! | |
This also didn t help the situation. | |
He was so sick and tired of his halfalive | |
that he d decided to commit suicide | |
and shot himself in the head. | |
Nothing happened of course | |
it was the wrong side of the skull the one with no brain. | |
He was taken to the hospital where he, | |
packed in bandage stumbled into a person on the corridor | |
packed in bandage, too. | |
But ohgod, it was a female with her skull dressing on the opposite side than his... | |
Half a year later they were married | |
and when their child was born oh what a miracle: | |
it was fully brained. | |
He was the most happy person on this planet eventhough he was still | |
unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled... | |
So, their life became more and more difficult, | |
she slept when he was awake, | |
she shut doors when he wanted them open... | |
their love turned into hate | |
and one day she took the child and left him. | |
It looks like femals can deal better | |
with half brained lives than males. | |
She went back to her mother | |
where she still lives her happy halfbrained life. | |
But he drowned in deep depressions again, | |
became worse than ever before and, | |
yes, one day he took the old gun again and... BANG... | |
this time he got the right side. | |
He d learned something after all. |