| Song | Mr. Tapeworm |
| Artist | The Meatmen |
| Album | Crippled Children Suck |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Crab legs, pate, sweet prok juices | |
| Mr. tapeworm never refuses | |
| Head cheese, vegies pizzapie | |
| That little guy spits in my eye | |
| Oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm | |
| Nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn | |
| Maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers | |
| Daily my dead bowels he conquers | |
| Crawls out of my dirt chute at night | |
| To feast on my fridges delights | |
| Oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm | |
| Nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn |