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Look at my facial hair |
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(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?) |
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I grew it |
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(How do you keep it so clean?) |
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I shampoo it |
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(Yeah!) |
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I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?) |
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Well, frankly, I don't have the cash |
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You gotta take care of your facial hair |
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Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare |
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The elements of style, for the beard owner |
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The essential manual, for owners of beards |
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Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it |
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Clean it, and scent with violet |
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Love it, but don't get violent |
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Rub it, but not in public |
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Eat with it, but don't get messy |
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The only rule is keep it classy |
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I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no) |
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Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh) |
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I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh) |
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The elements of style, for the beard owner |
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The essential manual, for owners of beards |
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Love for me and love for you |
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Love for each other, baby be my boo |
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Love for me and love for you |
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Lust for my beard, look at what I grew |
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(x2) |
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Look at my sexy facial hair |
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Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere! |
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(x2) |
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It's everywhere, it's everywhere |
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(x3) |
