| Song | The Bad Touch |
| Artist | Bloodhound Gang |
| Album | Hooray For Boobies |
| [00:00.440] | Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating |
| [00:04.430] | But there are several other very important differences |
| [00:07.070] | Between human beings and animals that you should know about |
| [00:10.270] | |
| [00:24.540] | I'd appreciate your input |
| [00:25.530] | |
| [00:41.320] | Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought |
| [00:44.740] | Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about |
| [00:48.680] | So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts |
| [00:52.580] | Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up |
| [00:56.690] | You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds |
| [01:00.460] | I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns |
| [01:04.020] | Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like the Coca-Cola stock you are inclined |
| [01:08.250] | To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time |
| [01:11.610] | |
| [01:12.380] | Do it now |
| [01:13.140] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [01:16.000] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [01:19.680] | Do it again now |
| [01:20.360] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [01:23.730] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [01:27.520] | Gettin' horny now |
| [01:28.630] | |
| [01:59.650] | Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket |
| [02:03.230] | Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it |
| [02:06.890] | Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas |
| [02:10.630] | But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" |
| [02:14.420] | So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship |
| [02:18.460] | Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip |
| [02:22.570] | So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle |
| [02:26.530] | And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" |
| [02:30.140] | |
| [02:30.440] | Do it now |
| [02:31.040] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [02:33.930] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [02:37.900] | Do it again now |
| [02:38.490] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [02:42.040] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [02:45.530] | Gettin' horny now |
| [02:46.270] | |
| [03:02.170] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [03:05.130] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:08.980] | Do it again now |
| [03:09.640] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [03:13.030] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:16.770] | Do it now |
| [03:17.680] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [03:20.940] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:24.500] | do it again now |
| [03:25.240] | You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
| [03:28.850] | So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:32.520] | Gettin' horny now |
| [03:40.640] | |
| [04:05.360] | 完 |
| [00:00.440] | HaHa! Well now we call this the act of mating |
| [00:04.430] | But there are several other very important differences |
| [00:07.070] | Between human beings and animals that you should know about |
| [00:10.270] | |
| [00:24.540] | I' d appreciate your input |
| [00:25.530] | |
| [00:41.320] | Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought |
| [00:44.740] | Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about |
| [00:48.680] | So put your hands down my pants and I' ll bet you' ll feel nuts |
| [00:52.580] | Yes I' m Siskel, yes I' m Ebert and you' re getting two thumbs up |
| [00:56.690] | You' ve had enough of twohand touch you want it rough you' re out of bounds |
| [01:00.460] | I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns |
| [01:04.020] | Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like the CocaCola stock you are inclined |
| [01:08.250] | To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time |
| [01:11.610] | |
| [01:12.380] | Do it now |
| [01:13.140] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [01:16.000] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [01:19.680] | Do it again now |
| [01:20.360] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [01:23.730] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [01:27.520] | Gettin' horny now |
| [01:28.630] | |
| [01:59.650] | Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket |
| [02:03.230] | Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it |
| [02:06.890] | Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas |
| [02:10.630] | But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means " Small Craft Advisory" |
| [02:14.420] | So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship |
| [02:18.460] | Please turn me on I' m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip |
| [02:22.570] | So show me yours I' ll show you mine " Tool Time" you' ll Love it just like Lyle |
| [02:26.530] | And then we' ll do it doggy style so we can both watch " XFiles" |
| [02:30.140] | |
| [02:30.440] | Do it now |
| [02:31.040] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [02:33.930] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [02:37.900] | Do it again now |
| [02:38.490] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [02:42.040] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [02:45.530] | Gettin' horny now |
| [02:46.270] | |
| [03:02.170] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [03:05.130] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:08.980] | Do it again now |
| [03:09.640] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [03:13.030] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:16.770] | Do it now |
| [03:17.680] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [03:20.940] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:24.500] | do it again now |
| [03:25.240] | You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals |
| [03:28.850] | So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| [03:32.520] | Gettin' horny now |
| [03:40.640] | |
| [04:05.360] | wán |