| Song | Take The Long Way Home |
| Artist | Bloodhound Gang |
| Album | Hooray For Boobies |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? | |
| He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed | |
| Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase | |
| Make it up as you go Keyser Soze | |
| Highlights yes but don't underline ‘em | |
| Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem | |
| Life is like Marion Barry | |
| It's not all that it's cracked up to be | |
| Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes | |
| Find the meaning of life is there is none | |
| It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day | |
| Be Frank and say "I Did It My Way" | |
| Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget | |
| Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget | |
| If life were picture perfect you could frame it | |
| But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| All born equal unless you're Canadian | |
| Then halfway through decay like Uranium | |
| You define what's death-defying | |
| Get the most out of life or at the least die trying | |
| Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? | |
| Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? | |
| Have really good times doing really bad things | |
| ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings | |
| Like Elton John with his candle in the wind | |
| It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him | |
| But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper | |
| Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker | |
| Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' | |
| Don't expect a bright light no just curtains | |
| Life is like a ***** most people don't know it | |
| But most people suck so they usually blow it | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home | |
| That's enough! | |
| I said that's enough! |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| Did you ever read Voltaire' s " Candide"? | |
| He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed | |
| Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase | |
| Make it up as you go Keyser Soze | |
| Highlights yes but don' t underline ' em | |
| Just live for N. O. W. like Gloria Steinem | |
| Life is like Marion Barry | |
| It' s not all that it' s cracked up to be | |
| Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes | |
| Find the meaning of life is there is none | |
| It' s twentyfour hours when you call it a day | |
| Be Frank and say " I Did It My Way" | |
| Don' t give a flying nun no don' t give a Gidget | |
| Just have more fun than a welloiled midget | |
| If life were picture perfect you could frame it | |
| But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| May I have your attention please? | |
| All born equal unless you' re Canadian | |
| Then halfway through decay like Uranium | |
| You define what' s deathdefying | |
| Get the most out of life or at the least die trying | |
| Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? | |
| Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? | |
| Have really good times doing really bad things | |
| ' Cause the show ain' t over ' til the fat lady sings | |
| Like Elton John with his candle in the wind | |
| It' s hard to blow out a flame as big as him | |
| But we' ve all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper | |
| Whether you' re Einstein whether you' re Beaker | |
| Death is certain so it' s definitely worth flirtin' | |
| Don' t expect a bright light no just curtains | |
| Life is like a most people don' t know it | |
| But most people suck so they usually blow it | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home | |
| Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone | |
| Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home | |
| That' s enough! | |
| I said that' s enough! |