Right Turn Klyde Lyrics
| Song | Right Turn Klyde |
| Artist | Bloodhound Gang |
| Album | Hooray For Boobies |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Times New Roman you know the type | |
| Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype | |
| Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me | |
| Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me | |
| Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink | |
| Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink | |
| Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link | |
| Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink | |
| Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit | |
| Completely incompatible though I'm a ***** and you're a ***** | |
| How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? | |
| Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob | |
| I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord | |
| If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" | |
| That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? | |
| You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee | |
| All in all you're just another ***** with no ***** | |
| All in all you're just another ***** with no ***** | |
| Mama said talk this out and resolve | |
| Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve | |
| Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool | |
| Half with it half wit half finished high school | |
| Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered | |
| Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered | |
| Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel | |
| Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? | |
| Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare | |
| Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? | |
| No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime | |
| I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time | |
| Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum | |
| Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum | |
| Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone | |
| When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone | |
| All in all you're just another ***** with no ***** | |
| All in all you're just another ***** with no ***** | |
| Right turn Clyde (x4) |
| Times New Roman you know the type | |
| Calling me Public Enemy, but don' t believe the hype | |
| Tough guy like the one in " Star 80" wanna bait me | |
| Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me | |
| Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink | |
| Shoulder' s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink | |
| Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin' s missing link | |
| Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink | |
| Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit | |
| Completely incompatible though I' m a and you' re a | |
| How can you hold a grudge when you can' t even hold a job? | |
| Should have known butter but you' re not corn on the cob | |
| I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord | |
| If I wanted to see stars I' ll watch the " Academy Awards" | |
| That' s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why makeup like Mary Kay? | |
| You must' ve given up on hair plugs ' cause now you' re going toupee | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| Mama said talk this out and resolve | |
| Don' t wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve | |
| Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool | |
| Half with it half wit half finished high school | |
| Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered | |
| Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ' em battered | |
| Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel | |
| Where' s your brother Daryl? Where' s your other brother Daryl? | |
| Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare | |
| Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? | |
| No sorry I' m a lover not a fighter commit your crime | |
| I' ll be glad to do your girlfriend, I' ll be glad that you do time | |
| Here' s the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum | |
| Now we both got records but the difference is mine' s platinum | |
| Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone | |
| When you' re choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken' s bone | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| Right turn Clyde x4 |
| Times New Roman you know the type | |
| Calling me Public Enemy, but don' t believe the hype | |
| Tough guy like the one in " Star 80" wanna bait me | |
| Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me | |
| Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink | |
| Shoulder' s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink | |
| Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin' s missing link | |
| Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink | |
| Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit | |
| Completely incompatible though I' m a and you' re a | |
| How can you hold a grudge when you can' t even hold a job? | |
| Should have known butter but you' re not corn on the cob | |
| I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord | |
| If I wanted to see stars I' ll watch the " Academy Awards" | |
| That' s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why makeup like Mary Kay? | |
| You must' ve given up on hair plugs ' cause now you' re going toupee | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| Mama said talk this out and resolve | |
| Don' t wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve | |
| Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool | |
| Half with it half wit half finished high school | |
| Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered | |
| Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ' em battered | |
| Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel | |
| Where' s your brother Daryl? Where' s your other brother Daryl? | |
| Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare | |
| Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? | |
| No sorry I' m a lover not a fighter commit your crime | |
| I' ll be glad to do your girlfriend, I' ll be glad that you do time | |
| Here' s the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum | |
| Now we both got records but the difference is mine' s platinum | |
| Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone | |
| When you' re choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken' s bone | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| All in all you' re just another with no | |
| Right turn Clyde x4 |
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