[00:00.00] | 第三十号男孩 |
[00:01.97] | 他从我的同学一步一步地 |
[00:05.34] | 渐渐变成了我的宠物 |
[00:07.63] | 他很可爱又很无知 |
[00:10.94] | 所有我知道的事情他似乎都不太知道 |
[00:13.64] | 可是又想知道得要命 |
[00:15.65] | 他好像是在向往着一个什么样的世界 |
[00:19.15] | 而知道了这些事情可以让他觉得接近那个世界 |
[00:23.49] | 他常常在打完球之后匆匆跑去洗一把脸把头发都弄湿了 |
[00:28.43] | 然后就一屁股坐到我的前面来问东问西的 |
[00:32.13] | 他的发尖还滴着水珠 |
[00:34.34] | 有一点细长的眼睛很认真地看着我 |
[00:37.65] | 我也就看着他 心里面想 |
[00:40.00] | 这么多的男生里面 |
[00:41.49] | 真想不到竟然是这样一个男生做了我的宠物 |
[00:45.84] | 有一天他告诉我说他很喜欢一个女生 |
[00:49.40] | 我鼓励他去追求这个女生 |
[00:52.45] | 虽然我对于他的头脑没有什么信心 |
[00:55.30] | 可是我对他的外表却信心很够 |
[00:58.31] | 果然他只是用最简单的方法 |
[01:00.91] | 找机会认识那个女生 表明好感 |
[01:03.47] | 邀约她出来 就成功了 |
[01:07.07] | 这个女生是一个才女 |
[01:09.02] | 我的宠物男生跟这个才女交往了快要一个月 |
[01:13.00] | 这一个月男生都很快乐 |
[01:15.15] | 只要是来找我的时间都是来发泄他对这个女生的崇拜 |
[01:19.89] | 而且还要跟我补习一些这个女生和他聊 |
[01:23.06] | 可是他却聊不出什么名堂的事情来 |
[01:26.39] | 可是 作为宠物 |
[01:28.64] | 在丛林里面的求生能力一定是有问题的 |
[01:32.39] | 果然 这个才女很快就察觉 |
[01:35.84] | 在我的宠物男生迷人的外表之下实在只是一个草包而已 |
[01:41.40] | 于是这个女生很干脆地就把这个男生给甩了 |
[01:46.21] | 他的外表只撑了一个月 |
[01:49.91] | 他垂头丧气地来找我 |
[01:51.36] | 好像宠物淋了大雨之后 |
[01:53.21] | 毛脏脏地回到了主人的身边 |
[01:56.33] | 他告诉我他被甩了 |
[01:58.38] | 我问他要我怎么办 |
[02:00.53] | 他竟然要求我去叫那个女生不要甩掉他 |
[02:04.23] | 我叹了一口气 |
[02:05.78] | 难道有主人能够拒绝他的宠物吗 |
[02:09.45] | 我只好去找这个女生谈判 |
[02:12.25] | 这个女生也很上道 |
[02:14.06] | 愿意答应我的谈判 |
[02:16.41] | 她当面跟我谈这个男生让她无法忍受的部分 |
[02:20.21] | 才女说的理由很简单 |
[02:22.27] | 她说 跟他好看的外表比起来 |
[02:25.67] | 他的愚笨实在是不可忍受的 |
[02:28.98] | 我有一点羞愤 |
[02:30.93] | 自己的宠物被别人指着骂 |
[02:33.12] | 可是又必须要暗自同意 |
[02:35.71] | 看起来事情似乎无法挽回了 |
[02:40.07] | 我要怎么办呢 |
[02:41.34] | 这个谈判失败了 想点别的办法吧 |
[02:45.43] | 结果 我做出了什么事情来 |
[02:49.09] | 我做了非常混乱而糟糕的事情 |
[02:53.39] | 我救不了我的宠物 |
[02:56.17] | 我决定要替我的宠物进行报复 |
[02:59.74] | 我想办法让这个所谓的才女喜欢上我 |
[03:03.78] | 等到她对我的存在有了依赖感之后呢 |
[03:07.67] | 我再来把她甩掉 |
[03:09.39] | 这个 就是我为我的宠物而逐步进行的报复 |
[03:14.42] | 问题是 宠物显然不认同主人的想法 |
[03:19.17] | 当宠物男生听说我跟这个女生在一起的时候 |
[03:23.47] | 他简直不可置信 |
[03:25.02] | 跑来跟我大发脾气 |
[03:27.47] | 他大声地吼叫着 |
[03:29.01] | 责怪我们两个人 |
[03:30.81] | 他说 你们两个根本就是在玩弄我 |
[03:34.57] | 你们两个都是混蛋 |
[03:36.47] | 大吼大叫完 |
[03:38.37] | 他留着眼泪跑掉了 |
[03:40.52] | 留下了困惑的我 |
[03:42.57] | 我到底做了什么 |
[03:44.77] | 我这是在惩罚我的宠物吗 |
[03:47.52] | 还是我已经厌倦我的宠物 |
[03:49.61] | 而必须从他的身上挤出最后一点点戏弄他的乐趣呢 |
[03:54.55] | 我真的像我以为的是在为他进行报复吗 |
[03:59.15] | 还是其实我根本就是在报复他 |
[04:03.45] | 都不重要 |
[04:05.87] | 反正他显然已经跟我绝交了 |
[04:08.40] | 而我也失去了作恶的借口 |
[04:11.76] | 我的恶行 草草结束 |
[04:14.53] | 我跟那个女生分手 |
[04:16.59] | 女生很受伤 |
[04:18.44] | 那宠物男生当然也很受伤 |
[04:22.08] | 如果一定要比较的话 |
[04:24.74] | 男生可能伤得更广泛一点 |
[04:28.28] | 他既失去了他的爱人 |
[04:30.32] | 又失去了他的主人 |
[04:33.18] | 而我呢 |
[04:34.94] | 我失去了我的宠物 |
[04:37.03] | 以及 开始学着面对我的邪恶 |
[00:00.00] | di san shi hao nan hai |
[00:01.97] | ta cong wo de tong xue yi bu yi bu di |
[00:05.34] | jian jian bian cheng le wo de chong wu |
[00:07.63] | ta hen ke ai you hen wu zhi |
[00:10.94] | suo you wo zhi dao de shi qing ta si hu dou bu tai zhi dao |
[00:13.64] | ke shi you xiang zhi dao de yao ming |
[00:15.65] | ta hao xiang shi zai xiang wang zhe yi ge shen me yang de shi jie |
[00:19.15] | er zhi dao le zhei xie shi qing ke yi rang ta jue de jie jin na ge shi jie |
[00:23.49] | ta chang chang zai da wan qiu zhi hou cong cong pao qu xi yi ba lian ba tou fa dou nong shi le |
[00:28.43] | ran hou jiu yi pi gu zuo dao wo de qian mian lai wen dong wen xi de |
[00:32.13] | ta de fa jian hai di zhe shui zhu |
[00:34.34] | you yi dian xi chang de yan jing hen ren zhen di kan zhe wo |
[00:37.65] | wo ye jiu kan zhe ta xin li mian xiang |
[00:40.00] | zhe me duo de nan sheng li mian |
[00:41.49] | zhen xiang bu dao jing ran shi zhe yang yi ge nan sheng zuo le wo de chong wu |
[00:45.84] | you yi tian ta gao su wo shuo ta hen xi huan yi ge nv sheng |
[00:49.40] | wo gu li ta qu zhui qiu zhe ge nv sheng |
[00:52.45] | sui ran wo dui yu ta de tou nao mei you shen me xin xin |
[00:55.30] | ke shi wo dui ta de wai biao que xin xin hen gou |
[00:58.31] | guo ran ta zhi shi yong zui jian dan de fang fa |
[01:00.91] | zhao ji hui ren shi na ge nv sheng biao ming hao gan |
[01:03.47] | yao yue ta chu lai jiu cheng gong le |
[01:07.07] | zhe ge nv sheng shi yi ge cai nv |
[01:09.02] | wo de chong wu nan sheng gen zhe ge cai nv jiao wang le kuai yao yi ge yue |
[01:13.00] | zhe yi ge yue nan sheng dou hen kuai le |
[01:15.15] | zhi yao shi lai zhao wo de shi jian dou shi lai fa xie ta dui zhe ge nv sheng de chong bai |
[01:19.89] | er qie hai yao gen wo bu xi yi xie zhe ge nv sheng he ta liao |
[01:23.06] | ke shi ta que liao bu chu shen me ming tang de shi qing lai |
[01:26.39] | ke shi zuo wei chong wu |
[01:28.64] | zai cong lin li mian di qiu sheng neng li yi ding shi you wen ti de |
[01:32.39] | guo ran zhe ge cai nv hen kuai jiu cha jue |
[01:35.84] | zai wo de chong wu nan sheng mi ren de wai biao zhi xia shi zai zhi shi yi ge cao bao er yi |
[01:41.40] | yu shi zhe ge nv sheng hen gan cui di jiu ba zhe ge nan sheng gei shuai le |
[01:46.21] | ta de wai biao zhi cheng le yi ge yue |
[01:49.91] | ta chui tou sang qi di lai zhao wo |
[01:51.36] | hao xiang chong wu lin le da yu zhi hou |
[01:53.21] | mao zang zang di hui dao le zhu ren de shen bian |
[01:56.33] | ta gao su wo ta bei shuai le |
[01:58.38] | wo wen ta yao wo zen me ban |
[02:00.53] | ta jing ran yao qiu wo qu jiao na ge nv sheng bu yao shuai diao ta |
[02:04.23] | wo tan le yi kou qi |
[02:05.78] | nan dao you zhu ren neng gou ju jue ta de chong wu ma |
[02:09.45] | wo zhi hao qu zhao zhe ge nv sheng tan pan |
[02:12.25] | zhe ge nv sheng ye hen shang dao |
[02:14.06] | yuan yi da ying wo de tan pan |
[02:16.41] | ta dang mian gen wo tan zhe ge nan sheng rang ta wu fa ren shou de bu fen |
[02:20.21] | cai nv shuo de li you hen jian dan |
[02:22.27] | ta shuo gen ta hao kan de wai biao bi qi lai |
[02:25.67] | ta de yu ben shi zai shi bu ke ren shou de |
[02:28.98] | wo you yi dian xiu fen |
[02:30.93] | zi ji de chong wu bei bie ren zhi zhe ma |
[02:33.12] | ke shi you bi xu yao an zi tong yi |
[02:35.71] | kan qi lai shi qing si hu wu fa wan hui le |
[02:40.07] | wo yao zen me ban ne |
[02:41.34] | zhe ge tan pan shi bai le xiang dian bie de ban fa ba |
[02:45.43] | jie guo wo zuo chu le shen me shi qing lai |
[02:49.09] | wo zuo le fei chang hun luan er zao gao de shi qing |
[02:53.39] | wo jiu bu liao wo de chong wu |
[02:56.17] | wo jue ding yao ti wo de chong wu jin xing bao fu |
[02:59.74] | wo xiang ban fa rang zhe ge suo wei de cai nv xi huan shang wo |
[03:03.78] | deng dao ta dui wo de cun zai you le yi lai gan zhi hou ne |
[03:07.67] | wo zai lai ba ta shuai diao |
[03:09.39] | zhe ge jiu shi wo wei wo de chong wu er zhu bu jin xing de bao fu |
[03:14.42] | wen ti shi chong wu xian ran bu ren tong zhu ren de xiang fa |
[03:19.17] | dang chong wu nan sheng ting shuo wo gen zhe ge nv sheng zai yi qi de shi hou |
[03:23.47] | ta jian zhi bu ke zhi xin |
[03:25.02] | pao lai gen wo da fa pi qi |
[03:27.47] | ta da sheng di hou jiao zhe |
[03:29.01] | ze guai wo men liang ge ren |
[03:30.81] | ta shuo ni men liang ge gen ben jiu shi zai wan nong wo |
[03:34.57] | ni men liang ge dou shi hun dan |
[03:36.47] | da hou da jiao wan |
[03:38.37] | ta liu zhuo yan lei pao diao le |
[03:40.52] | liu xia le kun huo de wo |
[03:42.57] | wo dao di zuo le shen me |
[03:44.77] | wo zhe shi zai cheng fa wo de chong wu ma |
[03:47.52] | hai shi wo yi jing yan juan wo de chong wu |
[03:49.61] | er bi xu cong ta de shen shang ji chu zui hou yi dian dian xi nong ta de le qu ne |
[03:54.55] | wo zhen de xiang wo yi wei de shi zai wei ta jin xing bao fu ma |
[03:59.15] | hai shi qi shi wo gen ben jiu shi zai bao fu ta |
[04:03.45] | dou bu zhong yao |
[04:05.87] | fan zheng ta xian ran yi jing gen wo jue jiao le |
[04:08.40] | er wo ye shi qu le zuo e de jie kou |
[04:11.76] | wo de e xing cao cao jie shu |
[04:14.53] | wo gen na ge nv sheng fen shou |
[04:16.59] | nv sheng hen shou shang |
[04:18.44] | na chong wu nan sheng dang ran ye hen shou shang |
[04:22.08] | ru guo yi ding yao bi jiao de hua |
[04:24.74] | nan sheng ke neng shang de geng guang fan yi dian |
[04:28.28] | ta ji shi qu le ta de ai ren |
[04:30.32] | you shi qu le ta de zhu ren |
[04:33.18] | er wo ne |
[04:34.94] | wo shi qu le wo de chong wu |
[04:37.03] | yi ji kai shi xue zhe mian dui wo de xie e |
[00:00.00] | dì sān shí hào nán hái |
[00:01.97] | tā cóng wǒ de tóng xué yī bù yī bù dì |
[00:05.34] | jiàn jiàn biàn chéng le wǒ de chǒng wù |
[00:07.63] | tā hěn kě ài yòu hěn wú zhī |
[00:10.94] | suǒ yǒu wǒ zhī dào de shì qíng tā sì hū dōu bù tài zhī dào |
[00:13.64] | kě shì yòu xiǎng zhī dào de yào mìng |
[00:15.65] | tā hǎo xiàng shì zài xiàng wǎng zhe yí gè shén me yàng de shì jiè |
[00:19.15] | ér zhī dào le zhèi xiē shì qíng kě yǐ ràng tā jué de jiē jìn nà gè shì jiè |
[00:23.49] | tā cháng cháng zài dǎ wán qiú zhī hòu cōng cōng pǎo qù xǐ yī bǎ liǎn bǎ tóu fà dōu nòng shī le |
[00:28.43] | rán hòu jiù yī pì gǔ zuò dào wǒ de qián miàn lái wèn dōng wèn xī de |
[00:32.13] | tā de fā jiān hái dī zhe shuǐ zhū |
[00:34.34] | yǒu yì diǎn xì cháng de yǎn jīng hěn rèn zhēn dì kàn zhe wǒ |
[00:37.65] | wǒ yě jiù kàn zhe tā xīn lǐ miàn xiǎng |
[00:40.00] | zhè me duō de nán shēng lǐ miàn |
[00:41.49] | zhēn xiǎng bú dào jìng rán shì zhè yàng yí gè nán shēng zuò le wǒ de chǒng wù |
[00:45.84] | yǒu yì tiān tā gào sù wǒ shuō tā hěn xǐ huān yí gè nǚ shēng |
[00:49.40] | wǒ gǔ lì tā qù zhuī qiú zhè gè nǚ shēng |
[00:52.45] | suī rán wǒ duì yú tā de tóu nǎo méi yǒu shén me xìn xīn |
[00:55.30] | kě shì wǒ duì tā de wài biǎo què xìn xīn hěn gòu |
[00:58.31] | guǒ rán tā zhǐ shì yòng zuì jiǎn dān de fāng fǎ |
[01:00.91] | zhǎo jī huì rèn shi nà gè nǚ shēng biǎo míng hǎo gǎn |
[01:03.47] | yāo yuē tā chū lái jiù chéng gōng le |
[01:07.07] | zhè gè nǚ shēng shì yí gè cái nǚ |
[01:09.02] | wǒ de chǒng wù nán shēng gēn zhè gè cái nǚ jiāo wǎng le kuài yào yí gè yuè |
[01:13.00] | zhè yí gè yuè nán shēng dōu hěn kuài lè |
[01:15.15] | zhǐ yào shì lái zhǎo wǒ de shí jiān dōu shì lái fā xiè tā duì zhè gè nǚ shēng de chóng bài |
[01:19.89] | ér qiě hái yào gēn wǒ bǔ xí yī xiē zhè gè nǚ shēng hé tā liáo |
[01:23.06] | kě shì tā què liáo bù chū shén me míng táng de shì qíng lái |
[01:26.39] | kě shì zuò wéi chǒng wù |
[01:28.64] | zài cóng lín lǐ miàn dí qiú shēng néng lì yí dìng shì yǒu wèn tí de |
[01:32.39] | guǒ rán zhè gè cái nǚ hěn kuài jiù chá jué |
[01:35.84] | zài wǒ de chǒng wù nán shēng mí rén de wài biǎo zhī xià shí zài zhǐ shì yí gè cǎo bāo ér yǐ |
[01:41.40] | yú shì zhè gè nǚ shēng hěn gān cuì dì jiù bǎ zhè gè nán shēng gěi shuǎi le |
[01:46.21] | tā de wài biǎo zhǐ chēng le yí gè yuè |
[01:49.91] | tā chuí tóu sàng qì dì lái zhǎo wǒ |
[01:51.36] | hǎo xiàng chǒng wù lín le dà yǔ zhī hòu |
[01:53.21] | máo zāng zāng dì huí dào le zhǔ rén de shēn biān |
[01:56.33] | tā gào sù wǒ tā bèi shuǎi le |
[01:58.38] | wǒ wèn tā yào wǒ zěn me bàn |
[02:00.53] | tā jìng rán yāo qiú wǒ qù jiào nà gè nǚ shēng bú yào shuǎi diào tā |
[02:04.23] | wǒ tàn le yī kǒu qì |
[02:05.78] | nán dào yǒu zhǔ rén néng gòu jù jué tā de chǒng wù ma |
[02:09.45] | wǒ zhǐ hǎo qù zhǎo zhè gè nǚ shēng tán pàn |
[02:12.25] | zhè gè nǚ shēng yě hěn shàng dào |
[02:14.06] | yuàn yì dā yìng wǒ de tán pàn |
[02:16.41] | tā dāng miàn gēn wǒ tán zhè gè nán shēng ràng tā wú fǎ rěn shòu de bù fèn |
[02:20.21] | cái nǚ shuō de lǐ yóu hěn jiǎn dān |
[02:22.27] | tā shuō gēn tā hǎo kàn de wài biǎo bǐ qǐ lái |
[02:25.67] | tā de yú bèn shí zài shì bù kě rěn shòu de |
[02:28.98] | wǒ yǒu yì diǎn xiū fèn |
[02:30.93] | zì jǐ de chǒng wù bèi bié rén zhǐ zhe mà |
[02:33.12] | kě shì yòu bì xū yào àn zì tóng yì |
[02:35.71] | kàn qǐ lái shì qíng sì hū wú fǎ wǎn huí le |
[02:40.07] | wǒ yào zěn me bàn ne |
[02:41.34] | zhè gè tán pàn shī bài le xiǎng diǎn bié de bàn fǎ ba |
[02:45.43] | jié guǒ wǒ zuò chū le shén me shì qíng lái |
[02:49.09] | wǒ zuò le fēi cháng hùn luàn ér zāo gāo de shì qíng |
[02:53.39] | wǒ jiù bù liǎo wǒ de chǒng wù |
[02:56.17] | wǒ jué dìng yào tì wǒ de chǒng wù jìn xíng bào fù |
[02:59.74] | wǒ xiǎng bàn fǎ ràng zhè gè suǒ wèi de cái nǚ xǐ huān shàng wǒ |
[03:03.78] | děng dào tā duì wǒ de cún zài yǒu le yī lài gǎn zhī hòu ne |
[03:07.67] | wǒ zài lái bǎ tā shuǎi diào |
[03:09.39] | zhè gè jiù shì wǒ wèi wǒ de chǒng wù ér zhú bù jìn xíng de bào fù |
[03:14.42] | wèn tí shì chǒng wù xiǎn rán bù rèn tóng zhǔ rén de xiǎng fǎ |
[03:19.17] | dāng chǒng wù nán shēng tīng shuō wǒ gēn zhè gè nǚ shēng zài yì qǐ de shí hòu |
[03:23.47] | tā jiǎn zhí bù kě zhì xìn |
[03:25.02] | pǎo lái gēn wǒ dà fā pí qì |
[03:27.47] | tā dà shēng dì hǒu jiào zhe |
[03:29.01] | zé guài wǒ men liǎng gè rén |
[03:30.81] | tā shuō nǐ men liǎng gè gēn běn jiù shì zài wán nòng wǒ |
[03:34.57] | nǐ men liǎng gè dōu shì hún dàn |
[03:36.47] | dà hǒu dà jiào wán |
[03:38.37] | tā liú zhuó yǎn lèi pǎo diào le |
[03:40.52] | liú xià le kùn huò de wǒ |
[03:42.57] | wǒ dào dǐ zuò le shén me |
[03:44.77] | wǒ zhè shì zài chéng fá wǒ de chǒng wù ma |
[03:47.52] | hái shì wǒ yǐ jīng yàn juàn wǒ de chǒng wù |
[03:49.61] | ér bì xū cóng tā de shēn shàng jǐ chū zuì hòu yì diǎn diǎn xì nòng tā de lè qù ne |
[03:54.55] | wǒ zhēn de xiàng wǒ yǐ wéi de shì zài wèi tā jìn xíng bào fù ma |
[03:59.15] | hái shì qí shí wǒ gēn běn jiù shì zài bào fù tā |
[04:03.45] | dōu bù zhòng yào |
[04:05.87] | fǎn zhèng tā xiǎn rán yǐ jīng gēn wǒ jué jiāo le |
[04:08.40] | ér wǒ yě shī qù le zuò è de jiè kǒu |
[04:11.76] | wǒ de è xíng cǎo cǎo jié shù |
[04:14.53] | wǒ gēn nà gè nǚ shēng fēn shǒu |
[04:16.59] | nǚ shēng hěn shòu shāng |
[04:18.44] | nà chǒng wù nán shēng dāng rán yě hěn shòu shāng |
[04:22.08] | rú guǒ yí dìng yào bǐ jiào de huà |
[04:24.74] | nán shēng kě néng shāng dé gèng guǎng fàn yì diǎn |
[04:28.28] | tā jì shī qù le tā de ài rén |
[04:30.32] | yòu shī qù le tā de zhǔ rén |
[04:33.18] | ér wǒ ne |
[04:34.94] | wǒ shī qù le wǒ de chǒng wù |
[04:37.03] | yǐ jí kāi shǐ xué zhe miàn duì wǒ de xié è |