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| [00:00.72] | 第二十号男孩。 |
| [00:02.42] | 对应于我们这间全男生的学校，在世界的另一处，也就理所当然的有一间全都是女生的学校。 |
| [00:11.23] | 每年情人节，这间女校的女生，会公布一份秘密的榜单出来，对一年来我们这边“值得注意”的男生，颁赠封号或头衔。 |
| [00:21.20] | 今年的榜单收到了，出现了一个以前没见过的头衔：“吻者”。 |
| [00:28.70] | 吻者。 |
| [00:30.14] | 这个头衔并没有排在特别显著的位子，可是，却在榜单上散发出夺目的光芒。 |
| [00:38.90] | 我们看了受封为“吻者”的，是我们班上一个很安静的男生。 |
| [00:44.47] | 这位安静的男生被封为“吻者”的事很轰动，我们班立刻对他进行了公审。 |
| [00:51.71] | “你到底吻了几个？”有人问。 |
| [00:54.79] | “……四十几个吧。”他答。 |
| [00:58.38] | 大家一片哗然。 |
| [00:59.82] | “不可能！哪有可能交过四十几个女朋友！”大家乱成一片、七嘴八舌。 |
| [01:04.36] | “谁说一定要女朋友才能接吻的？”吻者说。 |
| [01:11.58] | 大家静了下来，看着他。 |
| [01:14.22] | “你是说，不用交女朋友，也可以接吻？”有人问。 |
| [01:19.55] | 他耸耸肩。 |
| [01:21.54] | “别的人我不知道，我只管接吻就是了。”他说。 |
| [01:26.67] | “什么叫你只管接吻就是了？！你只需要接吻，都不用跟那些女生约会、谈恋爱吗？” |
| [01:33.25] | 吻者男孩同情的看着大家，点点头。 |
| [01:37.43] | “怎么可能有这种事！难道你跑去她们学校、见到人就吻吗？”大家笑闹一阵互骂。 |
| [01:44.36] | “其实……原来我也只是，跟她们学校的一个女生约会……”男生开始解释。 |
| [01:51.71] | “结果呢？”大家抢着问。 |
| [01:54.09] | “结果就跟她接吻嘛……后来……” |
| [01:57.79] | “后来怎么样啦？！” |
| [01:59.38] | “后来……好像是她回去以后，有跟她们班很多人讲……” |
| [02:04.21] | “讲什么？快点说啦！”大家一直催。 |
| [02:07.25] | “讲……讲说我很会接吻吧，然后，结果，后来，我其实根本也没……” |
| [02:16.16] | “怎样啦，后来怎样啦？！” |
| [02:18.21] | “就……她们班就有一些别的女生来找我，说要跟我接吻看看哪……” |
| [02:23.93] | “哇！喔！”大家纷纷怪叫。 |
| [02:27.02] | “她们就只来找你接吻，没有变成你的女朋友？！”有人问。 |
| [02:31.00] | “少数几个有啦……大部分都是只找我接吻的啦。”他说。 |
| [02:36.53] | 老实说，听起来还蛮合情合理的，如果他真的接吻技术一流的话。 |
| [02:42.61] | 大家又再乱七八糟的逼问了一番，他显得很困扰、又很得意的样子。 |
| [02:49.05] | “吻者”地位就此确立。 |
| [02:52.32] | 大家真的没有料到，这位安静的男生，背着我们过着这么过瘾的日子。 |
| [02:58.30] | 班上有个“吻者”，大家似乎也与有荣焉，而且需要接吻前，有了可以讨教的专家，对大家都有好处。 |
| [03:07.66] | 有一天，“吻者”男生跟我两个人在忙着准备一个活动。 |
| [03:13.50] | “你知道我是怎么开始练习接吻的吗？”他说。 |
| [03:16.98] | 我看着他。 |
| [03:18.62] | “我从一本书上看到的。”他把手举起来：“看到没，用这块地方。” |
| [03:27.04] | 他把左手的大拇指和食指之间的那块地方，展示给我看。 |
| [03:31.88] | “干嘛？”我问。 |
| [03:40.09] | “我以前常常跟自己的左手接吻，就是吻者块地方，有点像别人的舌头喔。”他说。 |
| [03:41.29] | “真的？” |
| [03:42.63] | “不信你试试看。”他说：“当然，后来都跟真的人接吻，就没有再用到左手了啦。” |
| [03:50.45] | “可怜的，被冷落了。”我捏捏他左手大拇指跟食指之间那块薄薄的肌肤，像安慰小动物一样。 |
| [04:00.77] | 他也笑了。 |
| [04:02.21] | 然后他想起一件事情：“为什么你从来没有来问过我要怎么接吻？”他问。 |
| [04:09.33] | “呃……这个嘛……”我摸摸鼻子：“我好像还没开始用到我的手，就有点忙不过来了呢。”我说。 |
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| [00:00.72] | di er shi hao nan hai. |
| [00:02.42] | dui ying yu wo men zhe jian quan nan sheng de xue xiao, zai shi jie de ling yi chu, ye jiu li suo dang ran de you yi jian quan dou shi nv sheng de xue xiao. |
| [00:11.23] | mei nian qing ren jie, zhe jian nv xiao de nv sheng, hui gong bu yi fen mi mi de bang dan chu lai, dui yi nian lai wo men zhe bian" zhi de zhu yi" de nan sheng, ban zeng feng hao huo tou xian. |
| [00:21.20] | jin nian de bang dan shou dao le, chu xian le yi ge yi qian mei jian guo de tou xian:" wen zhe". |
| [00:28.70] | wen zhe. |
| [00:30.14] | zhe ge tou xian bing mei you pai zai te bie xian zhu de wei zi, ke shi, que zai bang dan shang san fa chu duo mu di guang mang. |
| [00:38.90] | wo men kan le shou feng wei" wen zhe" de, shi wo men ban shang yi ge hen an jing de nan sheng. |
| [00:44.47] | zhe wei an jing de nan sheng bei feng wei" wen zhe" de shi hen hong dong, wo men ban li ke dui ta jin xing le gong shen. |
| [00:51.71] | " ni dao di wen le ji ge?" you ren wen. |
| [00:54.79] | " si shi ji ge ba." ta da. |
| [00:58.38] | da jia yi pian hua ran. |
| [00:59.82] | " bu ke neng! na you ke neng jiao guo si shi ji ge nv peng you!" da jia luan cheng yi pian qi zui ba she. |
| [01:04.36] | " shui shuo yi ding yao nv peng you cai neng jie wen de?" wen zhe shuo. |
| [01:11.58] | da jia jing le xia lai, kan zhe ta. |
| [01:14.22] | " ni shi shuo, bu yong jiao nv peng you, ye ke yi jie wen?" you ren wen. |
| [01:19.55] | ta song song jian. |
| [01:21.54] | " bie de ren wo bu zhi dao, wo zhi guan jie wen jiu shi le." ta shuo. |
| [01:26.67] | " shen me jiao ni zhi guan jie wen jiu shi le?! ni zhi xu yao jie wen, dou bu yong gen nei xie nv sheng yue hui tan lian ai ma?" |
| [01:33.25] | wen zhe nan hai tong qing de kan zhe da jia, dian dian tou. |
| [01:37.43] | " zen me ke neng you zhe zhong shi! nan dao ni pao qu ta men xue xiao jian dao ren jiu wen ma?" da jia xiao nao yi zhen hu ma. |
| [01:44.36] | " qi shi yuan lai wo ye zhi shi, gen ta men xue xiao de yi ge nv sheng yue hui" nan sheng kai shi jie shi. |
| [01:51.71] | " jie guo ne?" da jia qiang zhe wen. |
| [01:54.09] | " jie guo jiu gen ta jie wen ma hou lai" |
| [01:57.79] | " hou lai zen me yang la?!" |
| [01:59.38] | " hou lai hao xiang shi ta hui qu yi hou, you gen ta men ban hen duo ren jiang" |
| [02:04.21] | " jiang shen me? kuai dian shuo la!" da jia yi zhi cui. |
| [02:07.25] | " jiang jiang shuo wo hen hui jie wen ba, ran hou, jie guo, hou lai, wo qi shi gen ben ye mei" |
| [02:16.16] | " zen yang la, hou lai zen yang la?!" |
| [02:18.21] | " jiu ta men ban jiu you yi xie bie de nv sheng lai zhao wo, shuo yao gen wo jie wen kan kan na" |
| [02:23.93] | " wa! o!" da jia fen fen guai jiao. |
| [02:27.02] | " ta men jiu zhi lai zhao ni jie wen, mei you bian cheng ni de nv peng you?!" you ren wen. |
| [02:31.00] | " shao shu ji ge you la da bu fen dou shi zhi zhao wo jie wen de la." ta shuo. |
| [02:36.53] | lao shi shuo, ting qi lai huan man he qing he li de, ru guo ta zhen de jie wen ji shu yi liu de hua. |
| [02:42.61] | da jia you zai luan qi ba zao de bi wen le yi fan, ta xian de hen kun rao you hen de yi de yang zi. |
| [02:49.05] | " wen zhe" di wei jiu ci que li. |
| [02:52.32] | da jia zhen de mei you liao dao, zhe wei an jing de nan sheng, bei zhe wo men guo zhe zhe me guo yin de ri zi. |
| [02:58.30] | ban shang you ge" wen zhe", da jia si hu ye yu you rong yan, er qie xu yao jie wen qian, you le ke yi tao jiao de zhuan jia, dui da jia dou you hao chu. |
| [03:07.66] | you yi tian," wen zhe" nan sheng gen wo liang ge ren zai mang zhe zhun bei yi ge huo dong. |
| [03:13.50] | " ni zhi dao wo shi zen me kai shi lian xi jie wen de ma?" ta shuo. |
| [03:16.98] | wo kan zhe ta. |
| [03:18.62] | " wo cong yi ben shu shang kan dao de." ta ba shou ju qi lai:" kan dao mei, yong zhe kuai di fang." |
| [03:27.04] | ta ba zuo shou de da mu zhi he shi zhi zhi jian de na kuai di fang, zhan shi gei wo kan. |
| [03:31.88] | " gan ma?" wo wen. |
| [03:40.09] | " wo yi qian chang chang gen zi ji de zuo shou jie wen, jiu shi wen zhe kuai di fang, you dian xiang bie ren de she tou o." ta shuo. |
| [03:41.29] | " zhen de?" |
| [03:42.63] | " bu xin ni shi shi kan." ta shuo:" dang ran, hou lai dou gen zhen de ren jie wen, jiu mei you zai yong dao zuo shou le la." |
| [03:50.45] | " ke lian de, bei leng luo le." wo nie nie ta zuo shou da mu zhi gen shi zhi zhi jian na kuai bao bao de ji fu, xiang an wei xiao dong wu yi yang. |
| [04:00.77] | ta ye xiao le. |
| [04:02.21] | ran hou ta xiang qi yi jian shi qing:" wei shi me ni cong lai mei you lai wen guo wo yao zen me jie wen?" ta wen. |
| [04:09.33] | " e zhe ge ma" wo mo mo bi zi:" wo hao xiang hai mei kai shi yong dao wo de shou, jiu you dian mang bu guo lai le ne." wo shuo. |
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| [00:00.72] | dì èr shí hào nán hái. |
| [00:02.42] | duì yìng yú wǒ men zhè jiān quán nán shēng de xué xiào, zài shì jiè de lìng yī chù, yě jiù lǐ suǒ dāng rán de yǒu yī jiān quán dōu shì nǚ shēng de xué xiào. |
| [00:11.23] | měi nián qíng rén jié, zhè jiān nǚ xiào de nǚ shēng, huì gōng bù yī fèn mì mì de bǎng dān chū lái, duì yī nián lái wǒ men zhè biān" zhí de zhù yì" de nán shēng, bān zèng fēng hào huò tóu xián. |
| [00:21.20] | jīn nián de bǎng dān shōu dào le, chū xiàn le yí gè yǐ qián méi jiàn guò de tóu xián:" wěn zhě". |
| [00:28.70] | wěn zhě. |
| [00:30.14] | zhè gè tóu xián bìng méi yǒu pái zài tè bié xiǎn zhù de wèi zi, kě shì, què zài bǎng dān shàng sàn fà chū duó mù dì guāng máng. |
| [00:38.90] | wǒ men kàn le shòu fēng wèi" wěn zhě" de, shì wǒ men bān shàng yī ge hěn ān jìng de nán shēng. |
| [00:44.47] | zhè wèi ān jìng de nán shēng bèi fēng wèi" wěn zhě" de shì hěn hōng dòng, wǒ men bān lì kè duì tā jìn xíng le gōng shěn. |
| [00:51.71] | " nǐ dào dǐ wěn le jǐ gè?" yǒu rén wèn. |
| [00:54.79] | " sì shí jǐ gè ba." tā dá. |
| [00:58.38] | dà jiā yī piàn huá rán. |
| [00:59.82] | " bù kě néng! nǎ yǒu kě néng jiāo guò sì shí jǐ gè nǚ péng yǒu!" dà jiā luàn chéng yī piàn qī zuǐ bā shé. |
| [01:04.36] | " shuí shuō yí dìng yào nǚ péng yǒu cái néng jiē wěn de?" wěn zhě shuō. |
| [01:11.58] | dà jiā jìng le xià lái, kàn zhe tā. |
| [01:14.22] | " nǐ shì shuō, bù yòng jiāo nǚ péng yǒu, yě kě yǐ jiē wěn?" yǒu rén wèn. |
| [01:19.55] | tā sǒng sǒng jiān. |
| [01:21.54] | " bié de rén wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ zhǐ guǎn jiē wěn jiù shì le." tā shuō. |
| [01:26.67] | " shén me jiào nǐ zhǐ guǎn jiē wěn jiù shì le?! nǐ zhǐ xū yào jiē wěn, dōu bù yòng gēn nèi xiē nǚ shēng yuē huì tán liàn ài ma?" |
| [01:33.25] | wěn zhě nán hái tóng qíng de kàn zhe dà jiā, diǎn diǎn tóu. |
| [01:37.43] | " zěn me kě néng yǒu zhè zhǒng shì! nán dào nǐ pǎo qù tā men xué xiào jiàn dào rén jiù wěn ma?" dà jiā xiào nào yī zhèn hù mà. |
| [01:44.36] | " qí shí yuán lái wǒ yě zhǐ shì, gēn tā men xué xiào de yí gè nǚ shēng yuē huì" nán shēng kāi shǐ jiě shì. |
| [01:51.71] | " jié guǒ ne?" dà jiā qiǎng zhe wèn. |
| [01:54.09] | " jié guǒ jiù gēn tā jiē wěn ma hòu lái" |
| [01:57.79] | " hòu lái zěn me yàng la?!" |
| [01:59.38] | " hòu lái hǎo xiàng shì tā huí qù yǐ hòu, yǒu gēn tā men bān hěn duō rén jiǎng" |
| [02:04.21] | " jiǎng shén me? kuài diǎn shuō la!" dà jiā yī zhí cuī. |
| [02:07.25] | " jiǎng jiǎng shuō wǒ hěn huì jiē wěn ba, rán hòu, jié guǒ, hòu lái, wǒ qí shí gēn běn yě méi" |
| [02:16.16] | " zěn yàng la, hòu lái zěn yàng la?!" |
| [02:18.21] | " jiù tā men bān jiù yǒu yī xiē bié de nǚ shēng lái zhǎo wǒ, shuō yào gēn wǒ jiē wěn kàn kàn nǎ" |
| [02:23.93] | " wa! ō!" dà jiā fēn fēn guài jiào. |
| [02:27.02] | " tā men jiù zhǐ lái zhǎo nǐ jiē wěn, méi yǒu biàn chéng nǐ de nǚ péng yǒu?!" yǒu rén wèn. |
| [02:31.00] | " shǎo shù jǐ gè yǒu la dà bù fèn dōu shì zhǐ zhǎo wǒ jiē wěn de la." tā shuō. |
| [02:36.53] | lǎo shí shuō, tīng qǐ lái huán mán hé qíng hé lǐ de, rú guǒ tā zhēn de jiē wěn jì shù yī liú de huà. |
| [02:42.61] | dà jiā yòu zài luàn qī bā zāo de bī wèn le yī fān, tā xiǎn de hěn kùn rǎo yòu hěn dé yì de yàng zi. |
| [02:49.05] | " wěn zhě" dì wèi jiù cǐ què lì. |
| [02:52.32] | dà jiā zhēn de méi yǒu liào dào, zhè wèi ān jìng de nán shēng, bēi zhe wǒ men guò zhe zhè me guò yǐn de rì zi. |
| [02:58.30] | bān shàng yǒu gè" wěn zhě", dà jiā sì hū yě yǔ yǒu róng yān, ér qiě xū yào jiē wěn qián, yǒu le kě yǐ tǎo jiào de zhuān jiā, duì dà jiā dōu yǒu hǎo chù. |
| [03:07.66] | yǒu yì tiān," wěn zhě" nán shēng gēn wǒ liǎng gè rén zài máng zhe zhǔn bèi yí gè huó dòng. |
| [03:13.50] | " nǐ zhī dào wǒ shì zěn me kāi shǐ liàn xí jiē wěn de ma?" tā shuō. |
| [03:16.98] | wǒ kàn zhe tā. |
| [03:18.62] | " wǒ cóng yī běn shū shàng kàn dào de." tā bǎ shǒu jǔ qǐ lái:" kàn dào méi, yòng zhè kuài dì fāng." |
| [03:27.04] | tā bǎ zuǒ shǒu de dà mǔ zhǐ hé shí zhǐ zhī jiān de nà kuài dì fāng, zhǎn shì gěi wǒ kàn. |
| [03:31.88] | " gàn ma?" wǒ wèn. |
| [03:40.09] | " wǒ yǐ qián cháng cháng gēn zì jǐ de zuǒ shǒu jiē wěn, jiù shì wěn zhě kuài dì fāng, yǒu diǎn xiàng bié rén de shé tou ō." tā shuō. |
| [03:41.29] | " zhēn de?" |
| [03:42.63] | " bù xìn nǐ shì shì kàn." tā shuō:" dāng rán, hòu lái dōu gēn zhēn de rén jiē wěn, jiù méi yǒu zài yòng dào zuǒ shǒu le la." |
| [03:50.45] | " kě lián de, bèi lěng luò le." wǒ niē niē tā zuǒ shǒu dà mǔ zhǐ gēn shí zhǐ zhī jiān nà kuài báo báo de jī fū, xiàng ān wèi xiǎo dòng wù yí yàng. |
| [04:00.77] | tā yě xiào le. |
| [04:02.21] | rán hòu tā xiǎng qǐ yī jiàn shì qíng:" wèi shí me nǐ cóng lái méi yǒu lái wèn guò wǒ yào zěn me jiē wěn?" tā wèn. |
| [04:09.33] | " è zhè gè ma" wǒ mō mō bí zi:" wǒ hǎo xiàng hái méi kāi shǐ yòng dào wǒ de shǒu, jiù yǒu diǎn máng bù guò lái le ne." wǒ shuō. |
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