| Song | Funnier with a Plank |
| Artist | Antennas to Heaven |
| Album | The Line Between Myth and Reality Has Always Been in Finland |
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| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | "Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That's right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we're out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn't that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn't really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie's watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I'm not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey's shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn't much further, but when we got it there I couldn't helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | "Just put it down there," she says. And that's it. A minute later we're walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we're going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I'm in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it's there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | " Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | " Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |