Funnier with a Plank Lyrics

Song	Funnier with a Plank
Artist	Antennas to Heaven
Album	The Line Between Myth and Reality Has Always Been in Finland
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[00:00.00]	作曲 : Hodgson, Smith
[00:21.70]	We decided to go through the fields with it.
[00:23.35]	Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside.
[00:26.80]	As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way.
[00:29.56]	"Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That's right.
[00:32.26]	We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we're out stretching our legs.
[00:36.32]	It wasn't that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward.
[00:40.66]	It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders.
[00:44.78]	We didn't really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down.
[00:50.28]	At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually.
[00:53.03]	And Stevie's watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick.
[00:57.77]	Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything.
[01:00.88]	I want to say that I'm not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals,
[01:06.13]	but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey's shoulder.
[01:11.48]	It wasn't much further, but when we got it there I couldn't helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude.
[01:16.48]	"Just put it down there," she says. And that's it. A minute later we're walking back.
[01:20.78]	I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we're going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up.
[01:26.49]	And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home.
[01:34.18]	But the next morning, I'm in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it's there.
[01:38.68]	A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers.

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[00:00.00]	zuo qu : Hodgson, Smith
[00:21.70]	We decided to go through the fields with it.
[00:23.35]	Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside.
[00:26.80]	As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way.
[00:29.56]	" Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right.
[00:32.26]	We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs.
[00:36.32]	It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward.
[00:40.66]	It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders.
[00:44.78]	We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down.
[00:50.28]	At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually.
[00:53.03]	And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick.
[00:57.77]	Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything.
[01:00.88]	I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals,
[01:06.13]	but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder.
[01:11.48]	It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude.
[01:16.48]	" Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back.
[01:20.78]	I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up.
[01:26.49]	And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home.
[01:34.18]	But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there.
[01:38.68]	A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers.

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	ar:
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[00:00.00]	zuò qǔ : Hodgson, Smith
[00:21.70]	We decided to go through the fields with it.
[00:23.35]	Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside.
[00:26.80]	As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way.
[00:29.56]	" Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right.
[00:32.26]	We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs.
[00:36.32]	It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward.
[00:40.66]	It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders.
[00:44.78]	We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down.
[00:50.28]	At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually.
[00:53.03]	And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick.
[00:57.77]	Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything.
[01:00.88]	I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals,
[01:06.13]	but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder.
[01:11.48]	It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude.
[01:16.48]	" Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back.
[01:20.78]	I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up.
[01:26.49]	And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home.
[01:34.18]	But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there.
[01:38.68]	A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers.

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