| Song | Fat |
| Artist | Archers of Loaf |
| Album | Icky Mettle |
| What do you fucking care for me? | |
| I'm black and blue and bruised all the fucking time. | |
| Why should i fucking care for you? | |
| I've been with you in the morning for the last time. | |
| I'm not as happy as i once was to see you, | |
| You're fatter around the side. | |
| No, no, no, no, you're not as thin as you used to be. | |
| You've gotten fatter around the thighs. |