| Kung Fu do what you do to me | |
| I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy | |
| Full on, I moved to Hong Kong | |
| With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong | |
| I think it's strange | |
| He's friends with Fu Manchu | |
| And he thinks he knows you | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan | |
| Come on Jackie Chan | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Last night Jackie Chan came around | |
| I played pool with him and we hung out | |
| Mr. Miagi and the X-men | |
| Called in for a while as well | |
| I think it's strange | |
| He's friends with Fu Manchu | |
| And he thinks he knows you | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan | |
| Come on Jackie Chan | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Kung Fu do what you do to me | |
| I can't live without my Kung Fu movies | |
| 'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' | |
| My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed | |
| Oh I think it's strange | |
| He's friends with Fu Manchu | |
| And he thinks he knows you | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan | |
| Come on Jackie Chan | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| I think it's strange | |
| He's friends with Fu Manchu | |
| And he's in love with you | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh | |
| Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan | |
| Come on Jackie Chan | |
| Uh uh uh uh uh oh |