|
In the mid-day heat I gave a sigh |
|
Cruisin' through the garden district, I was out of my mind |
|
The Star of India's in my hotel room |
|
In a briefcase combination: 3, 2, 1 (which only I know) |
|
And I've just seen my mentor, Dr. No |
|
California Sun is on the radio, let's go |
|
I just wanna reach the radio star |
|
It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far |
|
I was shooting up in my hotel room |
|
When the phone started ringing - oh no |
|
It was Dr. No, he gave the password |
|
He said, 'Hey, man, haven't you heard? and I said 'No' |
|
'The world's been invaded by alien life forms |
|
Meet me at the airport, we've got to get out - let's go |
|
I ran to the window and looked out, |
|
There were dead people lying all over the streets. |
|
Within two minutes I had all my stuff together. |
|
I jumped in my car and was speeding down the highway |
|
Past all the deserted cars. |
|
In five minutes I was at the airport but there at the gates |
|
I saw what I suppose was one of these 'alien life forms'. |
|
I pulled my bazooka out of its bag in the back of the car |
|
And blew it to hell. |
|
As arrange Dr. No was waiting for me in the terminal. |
|
We got in his private jet plane and took off, |
|
Two hours later landing in Zaire, |
|
Where we met up with Fu Manchu, Hannibal Lecter, |
|
The Hooded Claw and all the rest of the gang. |
|
We boarded the rocket and soon we were shooting off |
|
For the stars and as we approached the space station |
|
I looked down and observed the earth, |
|
The US air force being annihilated |
|
And swarms of nuclear weapons soaring through the stratosphere destroying the earth |
|
- and I swear to God I laughed. |