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It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. |
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You said you were careful - you never were with me. |
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I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three. |
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She was the best shag i'd ever had. |
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That doesn't mean i'm saying, bedwise, you were bad. |
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I think you were working, we got a hotel. |
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We didn't have anything but i thought i might as well. |
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I never told the rest. |
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I was drunk and i told you i was thinking about a test. |
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You know i just said it for effect. |
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Then you laughed and said i'd fuck anything in a skirt once i'm erect. |
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And she's a famous harlot in this town. |
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I know enough to, but still i couldn't turn her down. |
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He said i'm an arsehole, what was i thinking? |
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It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking. |