| See it on television every day | |
| Hear it on the radio | |
| It ain't humid but it sure is hot | |
| Down in Mexico | |
| Boss man tryin' to tell me | |
| Beginnin' of the end | |
| Sayin' it'll bend me | |
| Too late my friend | |
| Riff raffIt's good for a laugh | |
| Riff raffLaugh yourself in half | |
| Now I'm the kind of guy that keeps his big mouth shut | |
| It don't bother me | |
| Somebody kickin' me when | |
| I'm upLeaves me in misery | |
| I never shot nobody | |
| Don't even carry a gun | |
| I ain't doin' nothin' wrong | |
| I'm just havin' fun | |
| Riff raffIt's good for a laugh | |
| Riff raffLaugh yourself in half |