Song | Dirty Nursery Rhymes |
Artist | 2 Live Crew |
Album | As Nasty as They Wanna Be |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit | |
She slayed me and all the boys | |
And even sucked our dicks | |
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
Cause she couldn't make him cum | |
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
Papa bear said 'shit bitch, you must think i'm sick | |
Just get down here, on your knees | |
And suck this badass dick' | |
Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
Said 'excuse me lady, i'm doing my duty | |
So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
[fresh kid ice] | |
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do | |
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found | |
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
With her legs gapped open wide | |
Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
And said 'that pussy's wide' | |
Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
Fucking this cutie pie | |
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
Said 'hell of a nigga am i' | |
Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
All the king's horses and all the king's men | |
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
[luke] | |
Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
[brother marquis] | |
Little red riding hood was on her way | |
To grandmother's house | |
But before she got there she met this man | |
That turned her hot ass out | |
[fresh kid ice] | |
Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
The dog's on my ass and getting near | |
The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake | |
[luke] | |
Bitch, get that weave out! | |
You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
(hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it!) -> cheech and chong |
zuo ci : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
I know your sister, and the bitch ain' t shit | |
She slayed me and all the boys | |
And even sucked our dicks | |
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
Cause she couldn' t make him cum | |
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
Papa bear said ' shit bitch, you must think i' m sick | |
Just get down here, on your knees | |
And suck this badass dick' | |
Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
Said ' excuse me lady, i' m doing my duty | |
So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
fresh kid ice | |
There' s an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
Got a house full of kids don' t know what to do | |
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
When it' s time to pay rent couldn' t none be found | |
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
With her legs gapped open wide | |
Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
And said ' that pussy' s wide' | |
Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
Fucking this cutie pie | |
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
Said ' hell of a nigga am i' | |
Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
All the king' s horses and all the king' s men | |
Couldn' t put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
luke | |
Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
brother marquis | |
Little red riding hood was on her way | |
To grandmother' s house | |
But before she got there she met this man | |
That turned her hot ass out | |
fresh kid ice | |
Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
The dog' s on my ass and getting near | |
The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
Bitch check the weave that' s in that lake | |
luke | |
Bitch, get that weave out! | |
You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it! cheech and chong |
zuò cí : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
I know your sister, and the bitch ain' t shit | |
She slayed me and all the boys | |
And even sucked our dicks | |
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
Cause she couldn' t make him cum | |
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
Papa bear said ' shit bitch, you must think i' m sick | |
Just get down here, on your knees | |
And suck this badass dick' | |
Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
Said ' excuse me lady, i' m doing my duty | |
So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
fresh kid ice | |
There' s an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
Got a house full of kids don' t know what to do | |
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
When it' s time to pay rent couldn' t none be found | |
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
With her legs gapped open wide | |
Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
And said ' that pussy' s wide' | |
Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
Fucking this cutie pie | |
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
Said ' hell of a nigga am i' | |
Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
All the king' s horses and all the king' s men | |
Couldn' t put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
luke | |
Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
brother marquis | |
Little red riding hood was on her way | |
To grandmother' s house | |
But before she got there she met this man | |
That turned her hot ass out | |
fresh kid ice | |
Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
The dog' s on my ass and getting near | |
The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
Bitch check the weave that' s in that lake | |
luke | |
Bitch, get that weave out! | |
You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it! cheech and chong |