| Song | P.B.C. |
| Artist | Zimmer's Hole |
| Album | Bound by Fire |
| Walking down the hallway | |
| She couldn't believe her eyes | |
| The guests were all enlightened | |
| And the cheer raised up "Surprise!" | |
| Standing in the doorway | |
| Plain for all to see | |
| Blushing in her birthday suit | |
| Lingerie by skippy | |
| Here kitty | |
| Surprise it's your birthday | |
| We did it just for fun | |
| But you've got your own gift | |
| A scratchy little tongue | |
| Try to run away | |
| But your secrets free | |
| Blushing in your birthday suit | |
| Lingerie by skippy | |
| Here kitty | |
| Kitty kitty |