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A one, two, three. |
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J.o.h.n.n.y., |
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God's little gift, cream and pie. |
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Men, men, men, umm, uum, |
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Men, men, men, umm, uum, |
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Men, men, milk and honey, |
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God's little gift for woman. |
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I want you clever but not too clever, |
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I want you bad but not too bad. |
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I want you strong but not too strong, |
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I want you to try your rightful position. |
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Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good. |
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Men, men, snails and puppies, |
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Your muscles are not for fighting in war. |
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Your lips are not for voicing opinions, |
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Your eyes are there for us to look into. |
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I want you to take your rightful position. |
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Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good. |
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Men, men, grapes and nuts, |
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Your pants are never tight enough, |
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Your boots are never long enough. |
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Your skin is never young enough, |
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I want you to hold your rightful position. |
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Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping. |
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Men, men, apples and figs, |
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I like you to be faithful but not very fussy, |
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I like you to be behind me but not just beside me. |
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I like you to shut up but know when to say yes, |
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I want you to learn your frightful position. |
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Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing. |
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Now you know what you have to do-oh, |
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Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo. |
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So come, come, come, come, |
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Come up and hum hum, |
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Come up and hum hum, |
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Come up and see me sometime, |
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Come up and see me sometime. |
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-"ladies and gents, i'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom i |
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won't be breathing so heavily. |
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Honey juice, you can come out of the box now..." |
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-"yes, dear." |
