Crazy Ways People Die

Song Crazy Ways People Die
Artist Wehrmacht
Album Shark Attack

Lyrics

Walking through the woods, a bear it munches you.
Put your head in a vice, go drilling for the goo.
Fall one hundred thousand fest, go splat in the middle of town.
Your head lops off from a chain- saw and falls down to the ground. [Chorus:]
From behind, a blade slides in, and opens up your veins.
Under your car, the pump gives way and squashes all your brains.
A great white shark rips you limb from limb, a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim. "An execution", hear the cry, shock!
It pops your eyes.
A rope wrapped firmly a- round your neck, it ends all your lives.
Now they stuff
M-80's down your fucking throat, when they go, you will blow, and then start to bloat. [Chorus: Solo's: M.Z., J.D., repeat]
Pour some gas on your head, then light a match.
Stuff your friend in the oven, then lock the latch.
Creme your face on the ground, falling off your bike.
Fall from a cliff
Bub, while taking a nature hike.