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His garbagecan beret |
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Was tilted at an angle |
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What looked like a smile |
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Turned out to be a mango |
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He's got raw meat |
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Dangling from his glasses |
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Tonight is the night |
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He's going to kick their asses |
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He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled |
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And he's dressed to be killed |
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(Gratuitous rap) |
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He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled |
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And he's dressed to be killed |
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His luck is gonna change |
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He found a one-leaf clover |
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His fortune cookie said |
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"What's the point, your life is over" |
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He must be nuts |
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There's a bullseye on his back |
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He's standing at ground zero |
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Of a nuclear attack |
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He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled |
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And he's dressed to be killed |