Headline News

Headline News Lyrics

Song Headline News
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Greatest Hits Volume II
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[00:10.52] Once there was this kid who
[00:15.55] Took a trip to Singapore
[00:17.69] And brought along his spraypaint
[00:20.38] And when he finally came back
[00:25.67] He had cane marks all over his bottom
[00:34.28] He said that it was from when
[00:36.87] The warden whacked it so hard
[00:43.24] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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[00:53.31] Once there was this girl who
[00:58.33] Swore that one day she would be
[01:00.77] A figure skating champion
[01:03.31] And when she finally made it
[01:08.38] She saw some other girl who was better
[01:17.19] So she hired some guy
[01:19.43] To club her in the knee cap
[01:26.01] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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[01:46.73] They got paid for their sound-bites
[01:51.83] And sold their
[01:53.62] TV movie rights
[02:00.04] And then there was this guy who
[02:05.13] Made his wife so mad one night
[02:07.42] That she cut off his weiner
[02:09.86] And when he finally came to
[02:15.19] He found that
[02:18.45] little Mr. Happy was missing
[02:24.14] He couldn't quite explain
[02:25.93] It had always just been there
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