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Ohhhhhh... |
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I was there, to match my intellect, on national |
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TV,Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a |
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Ph.D.I was tense, |
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I was nervous, |
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I guess it just wasn't my night. |
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Art Fleming gave the answers, |
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Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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Well I knew |
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I was in trouble now, |
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My hope of winning sank,' |
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Cause I got the |
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Daily Double now, |
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And then my mind went blank. |
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I took Potpourri for one hundred, |
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And then my head started to spin. |
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Well, I'm givin' up. |
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Don Pardo, |
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Just tell me now what |
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I didn't win, |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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That's right |
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Al--you lost! |
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And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-volume set of the |
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Encyclopedia |
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International, a case of |
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Turtle Wax, and ayear's supply of |
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Rice-a-Roni, the |
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San Francisco treat. |
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But that's not all! |
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You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! |
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Andyou brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! |
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You don't get to come back tomorrow! |
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You don't even get a lousy copy of yourhome game! |
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You're a complete loser!! |
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Don't know what |
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I was thinkin' of, |
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I guess I just wasn't too bright. |
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Well, I sure hope |
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I do better |
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Next weekend on |
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The Price |
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Is Right-ight-ight |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby,(Oooh.) |
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I lost on |
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Jeopardy,Baby... |