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Narrator: It's Christmas Eve |
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And Larry is anxiously awaiting the |
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Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies |
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Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come |
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I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies |
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Three yummy cookies Just for you for |
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When you come oh me for you for when you come |
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Because it's Christmas |
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Knock-knock-knock |
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Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him |
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Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me |
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A good cucumber like me |
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Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa |
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But crafty bankrobber |
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Larry: Who are you |
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Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber |
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And I've come to rob your bank oh yes |
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I've come to rob your bank |
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And I've come to take your dimes and swipe |
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Your nickels So stand back |
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Step aside you silly pickle |
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And let me in |
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Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of |
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Christmas Larry makes an offering |
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Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend |
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But I have cookies--three yummy cookies |
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And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend |
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Eat one of these my robbing friend |
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They are for Santa but you may have one |
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Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will |
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But Larry although momentarily distracted |
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Is still excited about seeing Santa |
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Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come |
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I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies |
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Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me |
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For you for when you come |
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Because it's Christmas |
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Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank |
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Oh yes I came to rob your bank |
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You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie |
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Though I'd love to take your dimes |
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Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas |
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Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him |
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Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me |
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A good cucumber like me |
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Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but |
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This time a savage Norseman |
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Larry: Who are you |
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Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes |
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I've come to take your land |
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And I've come to burn your crops and steal your |
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Horses And I've come to |
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Step on your chickens And soil your quilts |
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Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of |
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Christmas Larry makes an offering |
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Larry: I don't have land |
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I don't have crops my viking friend |
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But I have cookies--two yummy cookies |
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And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend |
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Eat one of these my viking friend They are |
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For Santa but you may have one |
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Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will |
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But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa |
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Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come |
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I just can't wait for you to come |
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I've got a cookie A yummy cookie |
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Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come |
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Because it's Christmas |
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Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh |
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Yes I came to take your land |
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You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie |
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Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt |
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Because it's Christmas |
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Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him |
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Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me |
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A good cucumber like me |
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Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue |
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Service |
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Larry: Who are you |
| [03:50.24]Peach: I'm from the IRS And I've come to tax your [Slam] |
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Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come |
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I just can't wait for you to come It's finally Santa |
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It's finally him At last |
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The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me |
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A good cucumber like me |
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Santa: I'm Santa And I've come to bring you gifts oh yes |
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I've come to bring you gifts and I've come to stuff your stockings |
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--oh ho-ho-ho |
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And I've come to jiggle my belly And wiggle my nose |
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Hey wait a minute Isn't that my belt |
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And what are you doing with my hat |
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So you're the ones |
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Bankrobber: Wait a minute I can explain |
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Viking: We've changed |
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Santa: Nobody messes with Santa You know that don't you |
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You've been very naughty And I've got a list |
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Peach: Did you claim that |
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Larry: Merry Christmas |
