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Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry |
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She lived by herself in a house in a tree. |
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Her butlers would show up each morning at nine |
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They'd open the door to hear Madame whine. |
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Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo, |
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Blue-hoo-hoo |
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Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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I'm so blue I don't know what to do! |
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Bob and Larry: She's so blue-hoo-hoo, |
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Blue-hoo-hoo |
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Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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She's so blue she don't know what to do! |
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Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry, |
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Would help her with chores in her house in a tree. |
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Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry, |
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Madame would stack them and then start to cry. |
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Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo, |
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Blue-hoo-hoo |
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Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do! |
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Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped! |
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This rose is on backward and this one is flipped! |
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These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good! |
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These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should! |
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Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself. |
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In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf! |
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Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's |
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And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons! |
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And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink, |
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Why, he even has a disposal, I think! |
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And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's, |
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And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces! |
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Nice sauces... |
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I'm so blue-hoo-hoo, |
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Blue-hoo-hoo |
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Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do! |
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Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's, |
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And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies! |
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I really can't stand it, I think I may die! |
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Now where was that hanky? I'm going to cry! |
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Too late! Bahaahaa! |
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I'm so blue-hoo-hoo, |
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Blue-hoo-hoo |
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Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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I'm so blue I don't know what to do! |
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Bob and Larry: She's so blue! |
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Madame: I'm so blue! |
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All: She's so blue-hoo-hoo hoo! |
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She's so blue she don't know what to do! |