| 作曲 : 罗凯 | |
| 作词 : 曾胜杰/罗凯 | |
| 我在便利商店买了一个鸡腿便当 | |
| 我怕待会儿吃不饱要去看变形金刚 | |
| 我问朋友几点到他说不方便多说 | |
| 我问他好几遍他说不方便多说 | |
| 刚好突然变天我先去买轻便雨衣 | |
| 顺便帮他买一件还是两件 | |
| 干嘛买两件啊对我自己也要一件 | |
| 变则通通则达保险起见我买三件 | |
| 我开心就bang我不开心也bang | |
| 明明约好六点怎么朋友突然变不见 | |
| 我在便利商店里面买鸡腿便当 | |
| 我怕待会儿吃不饱要去看变形金刚 | |
| 我的脚好酸要坐在哪里 | |
| 不能坐在变电箱上面bang | |
| 被电到会遍体鳞伤 | |
| 朋友怎么还不出现 | |
| 脚真的好酸 | |
| 啊对我应该坐在便利商店里面 | |
| 变则通通则达保险起见我坐里面 | |
| 变则通通则达朋友终于回电 | |
| 喂你说你人在新店 | |
| 不要狡辩赶快来拜托啦再见 | |
| 到底要等他来还是先去电影院 | |
| 他会不会直接去电影院 | |
| 还是先来这边 | |
| 好难分辨他那个人很随便 | |
| 变则通通则达保险起见我先小便 | |
| 我开心就bang我不开心也bang | |
| 明明约好六点怎么朋友突然变不见 | |
| 我在便利商店外面变电箱危险 | |
| 我的朋友有点随便害我很难分辨 | |
| Bang哎你到底要几点来呀 | |
| 喔所以今天真的不太方便喔好啦 | |
| 好啦那下次再约ok再见哈 | |
| 我开心就bang我不开心也bang | |
| 我难过我生气我忧伤我都bang | |
| 我在便利商店里面买鸡腿便当 | |
| 我怕待会儿吃不饱要去看变形金刚 | |
| 我开心就bang我不开心也bang | |
| 我难过我生气我忧伤我都bang | |
| 我在便利商店里面买雨衣三件 | |
| 结果你说你不方便这样真的很bang |
| zuo qu : luo kai | |
| zuo ci : ceng sheng jie luo kai | |
| wo zai bian li shang dian mai le yi ge ji tui bian dang | |
| wo pa dai hui r chi bu bao yao qu kan bian xing jin gang | |
| wo wen peng you ji dian dao ta shuo bu fang bian duo shuo | |
| wo wen ta hao ji bian ta shuo bu fang bian duo shuo | |
| gang hao tu ran bian tian wo xian qu mai qing bian yu yi | |
| shun bian bang ta mai yi jian hai shi liang jian | |
| gan ma mai liang jian a dui wo zi ji ye yao yi jian | |
| bian ze tong tong ze da bao xian qi jian wo mai san jian | |
| wo kai xin jiu bang wo bu kai xin ye bang | |
| ming ming yue hao liu dian zen me peng you tu ran bian bu jian | |
| wo zai bian li shang dian li mian mai ji tui bian dang | |
| wo pa dai hui r chi bu bao yao qu kan bian xing jin gang | |
| wo de jiao hao suan yao zuo zai na li | |
| bu neng zuo zai bian dian xiang shang mian bang | |
| bei dian dao hui bian ti lin shang | |
| peng you zen me hai bu chu xian | |
| jiao zhen de hao suan | |
| a dui wo ying gai zuo zai bian li shang dian li mian | |
| bian ze tong tong ze da bao xian qi jian wo zuo li mian | |
| bian ze tong tong ze da peng you zhong yu hui dian | |
| wei ni shuo ni ren zai xin dian | |
| bu yao jiao bian gan kuai lai bai tuo la zai jian | |
| dao di yao deng ta lai huan shi xian qu dian ying yuan | |
| ta hui bu hui zhi jie qu dian ying yuan | |
| hai shi xian lai zhe bian | |
| hao nan fen bian ta na ge ren hen sui bian | |
| bian ze tong tong ze da bao xian qi jian wo xian xiao bian | |
| wo kai xin jiu bang wo bu kai xin ye bang | |
| ming ming yue hao liu dian zen me peng you tu ran bian bu jian | |
| wo zai bian li shang dian wai mian bian dian xiang wei xian | |
| wo de peng you you dian sui bian hai wo hen nan fen bian | |
| Bang ai ni dao di yao ji dian lai ya | |
| o suo yi jin tian zhen de bu tai fang bian o hao la | |
| hao la na xia ci zai yue ok zai jian ha | |
| wo kai xin jiu bang wo bu kai xin ye bang | |
| wo nan guo wo sheng qi wo you shang wo dou bang | |
| wo zai bian li shang dian li mian mai ji tui bian dang | |
| wo pa dai hui r chi bu bao yao qu kan bian xing jin gang | |
| wo kai xin jiu bang wo bu kai xin ye bang | |
| wo nan guo wo sheng qi wo you shang wo dou bang | |
| wo zai bian li shang dian li mian mai yu yi san jian | |
| jie guo ni shuo ni bu fang bian zhe yang zhen de hen bang |
| zuò qǔ : luó kǎi | |
| zuò cí : céng shèng jié luó kǎi | |
| wǒ zài biàn lì shāng diàn mǎi le yí gè jī tuǐ biàn dāng | |
| wǒ pà dāi huì r chī bù bǎo yào qù kàn biàn xíng jīn gāng | |
| wǒ wèn péng yǒu jǐ diǎn dào tā shuō bù fāng biàn duō shuō | |
| wǒ wèn tā hǎo jǐ biàn tā shuō bù fāng biàn duō shuō | |
| gāng hǎo tū rán biàn tiān wǒ xiān qù mǎi qīng biàn yǔ yī | |
| shùn biàn bāng tā mǎi yī jiàn hái shì liǎng jiàn | |
| gàn ma mǎi liǎng jiàn a duì wǒ zì jǐ yě yào yī jiàn | |
| biàn zé tōng tōng zé dá bǎo xiǎn qǐ jiàn wǒ mǎi sān jiàn | |
| wǒ kāi xīn jiù bang wǒ bù kāi xīn yě bang | |
| míng míng yuē hǎo liù diǎn zěn me péng yǒu tū rán biàn bú jiàn | |
| wǒ zài biàn lì shāng diàn lǐ miàn mǎi jī tuǐ biàn dāng | |
| wǒ pà dāi huì r chī bù bǎo yào qù kàn biàn xíng jīn gāng | |
| wǒ de jiǎo hǎo suān yào zuò zài nǎ lǐ | |
| bù néng zuò zài biàn diàn xiāng shàng miàn bang | |
| bèi diàn dào huì biàn tǐ lín shāng | |
| péng yǒu zěn me hái bù chū xiàn | |
| jiǎo zhēn de hǎo suān | |
| a duì wǒ yīng gāi zuò zài biàn lì shāng diàn lǐ miàn | |
| biàn zé tōng tōng zé dá bǎo xiǎn qǐ jiàn wǒ zuò lǐ miàn | |
| biàn zé tōng tōng zé dá péng yǒu zhōng yú huí diàn | |
| wèi nǐ shuō nǐ rén zài xīn diàn | |
| bú yào jiǎo biàn gǎn kuài lái bài tuō la zài jiàn | |
| dào dǐ yào děng tā lái huán shì xiān qù diàn yǐng yuàn | |
| tā huì bú huì zhí jiē qù diàn yǐng yuàn | |
| hái shì xiān lái zhè biān | |
| hǎo nán fēn biàn tā nà gè rén hěn suí biàn | |
| biàn zé tōng tōng zé dá bǎo xiǎn qǐ jiàn wǒ xiān xiǎo biàn | |
| wǒ kāi xīn jiù bang wǒ bù kāi xīn yě bang | |
| míng míng yuē hǎo liù diǎn zěn me péng yǒu tū rán biàn bú jiàn | |
| wǒ zài biàn lì shāng diàn wài miàn biàn diàn xiāng wēi xiǎn | |
| wǒ de péng yǒu yǒu diǎn suí biàn hài wǒ hěn nán fēn biàn | |
| Bang āi nǐ dào dǐ yào jǐ diǎn lái ya | |
| ō suǒ yǐ jīn tiān zhēn de bù tài fāng biàn ō hǎo la | |
| hǎo la nà xià cì zài yuē ok zài jiàn hā | |
| wǒ kāi xīn jiù bang wǒ bù kāi xīn yě bang | |
| wǒ nán guò wǒ shēng qì wǒ yōu shāng wǒ dōu bang | |
| wǒ zài biàn lì shāng diàn lǐ miàn mǎi jī tuǐ biàn dāng | |
| wǒ pà dāi huì r chī bù bǎo yào qù kàn biàn xíng jīn gāng | |
| wǒ kāi xīn jiù bang wǒ bù kāi xīn yě bang | |
| wǒ nán guò wǒ shēng qì wǒ yōu shāng wǒ dōu bang | |
| wǒ zài biàn lì shāng diàn lǐ miàn mǎi yǔ yī sān jiàn | |
| jié guǒ nǐ shuō nǐ bù fāng biàn zhè yàng zhēn de hěn bang |
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