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Submitted for your inspection |
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The evolutionary erection |
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Of primitive man |
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But before we explore the question of his sense of style |
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We must point out his predilection |
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To cover his glands |
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Brothers, we've been led to believe |
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That between adam and eve |
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There was nothing to hide |
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Were it not for eve's primal haste |
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Or a leaf strategically placed |
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Who knows what she'd decide |
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Eve and some guy named clyde |
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That's why life is a drag |
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Life is just a pose in a rag |
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You can play the part of |
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Pusher or pastor |
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Of harlot or hag |
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Life is just a dressing game |
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Life is a drag |
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The argument can be rendered |
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All bodies are forcibly gendered |
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By how they are wrapped |
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And though popular opinion holds this |
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Makes us civilized |
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So much deference is attended |
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By what's in one's lap |
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History proves that |
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Who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance |
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As a matter of time |
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Ultimately, why should we care |
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Where one buys one's lace underwear |
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If one is so inclined |
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Show me yours, |
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I'll show mine |
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That's why life is a drag |
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Fashion is a long running gag |
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We can deck you out in sequins or spandex |
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A mohawk or shag |
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Who remembers unisex? |
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Life is a drag |
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It's a drag |
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What a drag |
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You can be a stag in a bag |
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They won't know until you're stiff |
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On a slab and they look at the tag |
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What you see is what you get |
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Life is a drag |
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Let's just say |
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We hereby conspire |
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That a change of attire |
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Is all part of the plan |
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Something that was so long suppressed |
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Starts to show when you wear a dress |
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And if clothes make the man |
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They can unmake the man |
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That's why life is a drag |
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Life is just a pose in a rag |
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You can play the part of |
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Pusher or pastor |
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Of harlot or hag |
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Life is just a dressing game |
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Life is a drag |
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It's a drag |
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What a drag |
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Fashion is a long running gag |
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Aren't you glad they found a way to look hip |
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When your butt starts to sag |
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Praise the lord, designer jeans |
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What you see is what you get |
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Who remembers unisex |
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And who are you calling fag |
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Life is a drag |