Happy Anniversary

	Come to me, she said, my girl
	I must teach you of the world
	It is full of hungry men
	Who will drag you to their den
	But their feelings they won't share
	And of yours they do not care
	And they think that they're so smart
	But they're not
	Men are stupid, men are stupid
	And that's just the way it's got to be
	Happy anniversary
	Come to me my boy, he said
	Better get this in your head
	All the girls will use their sex
	To get a yoke around your neck
	Then they'll try to make you change
	And when they fail, hold you to blame
	And they don't care what's real or true
	Like we do
	Women are evil, women are evil
	And that's just the way it's got to be
	Happy anniversary
	You'd like to change it but there ain't no way
	Cause you're a slave to your
	DNA It's so unfair but it's the game we play
	We're only slaves to our
	DNA Men are stupid, women are evil
	Happy anniversary
	And is that the way it has to be?
	Happy anniversary