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Pirate and One-Eyed Jack: |
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When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed |
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A sailor's blood begins racing |
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Walleye Pike and Dodo: |
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With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled |
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Calico: |
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We're under way and off to see the world |
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Pirates: |
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Under way and off to see the world |
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All: |
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Hey ho we'll go |
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Anywhere the wind is blowing |
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Mudwell: |
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Manly men are we |
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All: |
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Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see |
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Samuel Arrow (Sam the Eagle): |
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(spoken) |
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"Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just because we're singing!" |
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Angel Marie and Pirate: |
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Danger walks the deck we say what the heck |
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We laugh at the perils we're facing |
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Gonzo: |
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Every storm we ride is its own reward |
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Rizzo: |
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And people die by falling overboard |
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Lew Zealand, Walleyed Pike, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, Mad Monty: |
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People die by falling overboard |
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All: |
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Hey ho we'll go |
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Anywhere the wind is blowing |
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Hoist the sails and sing |
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Squire Trelawney (Fozzie Bear): |
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Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing |
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Polly Lobster: |
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I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank |
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Clueless Morgan: |
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I prefer to cut a throat |
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Mad Monty: |
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I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue |
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Clueless Morgan: |
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(Spoken) |
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Just kidding |
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All Three: |
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It's a good life on a boat |
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Pirates: |
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There are distant lands with burning sands |
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That call across the oceans |
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Rats: |
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There are bingo games every fun-filled day |
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Rat: |
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And Margaritas at the midnight buffet |
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Pirates: |
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Margaritas at the midnight buffet |
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All: |
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Hey ho we'll go |
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Anywhere the wind is blowing |
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Statler & Waldorf: |
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Should have took a train |
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Calico Jerry, Short Stack Stevens, Sweetums, Mr. Bitte, Pirate: |
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Sailing for adventure on the bounding main |
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Jim: |
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The salty breezes whisper |
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Who knows what lies ahead |
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I just know I was born to live the life my father lead |
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Long John: |
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The stars will be our compass |
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Wherever we may roam |
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And our mates will always be |
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Just like a family |
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And though we may put into port, the sea is always home |
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Squire Trelawney (Fozzie Bear): |
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(Spoken) |
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"All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice" |
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"Your welcome!" |
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Pirates: |
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We'll chase our dreams standing on our own |
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Over the horizon to the great unknown |
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All: |
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Hey ho we'll go |
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Anywhere the wind is blowing |
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Bold and brave and free |
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Easy Pete, Sweetums, Dodo, Shortstack Stevens, Calico: |
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Sailing for adventure |
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Rizzo: |
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It's so nauseating |
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Polly Lobster, Black Eye Pea, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Calico Jerry, Pirate: |
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Sailing for adventure |
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Gonzo: |
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So exhilarating |
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Wolf, Easy Pete, Walleyed Pike, Pirate, Sweetums, Dodo, Angel Marie, Jaques Roach, Shortstack Stevens, Calico: |
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Sailing for adventure |
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Rats: |
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We're all celebrating! |
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All: |
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On the deep blue sea |