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I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea |
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People call me "Rich" 'cos I got mo' money |
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I got more cheddar than some super size nachos |
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Got cash flow like Robert has dineros |
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I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh |
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I make the baker bake my bread outta dough |
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No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill |
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There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill |
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He's Tex Richman (oh yeah) |
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Everybody listen (here we go now) |
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Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) |
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He's the greatest (I'm the greatest) |
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You're the lamest! (Woohoohoo) |
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Muppets are a waste of time |
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Oh, can't you see? (Uh uh uh uh) |
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Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world |
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When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls |
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If something's for sale, consider it sold |
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I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! |
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I even got a guy to gold plate my cat |
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I don't regret much, but I do regret that |
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If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same |
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Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again! |
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He's Tex Richman |
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Everybody listen |
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Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) |
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He's the greatest (uh, come on) |
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You're the lamest! |
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Muppets are a waste of time |
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Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me) |
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I recall a heartbreaking story |
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About my own tenth birthday party |
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Should've been a glorious day for me |
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I'd have been happy as can be |
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But the Muppets were there |
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To put on a show! |
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They started to dance |
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They were telling their jokes! |
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I didn't laugh |
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I didn't know how! |
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Then my friends |
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They all turned around |
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And they laughed at me! |
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They laughed at me! |
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I hate you, Muppets, so! |
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He's Tex Richman |
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Everybody listen (come on, y'all) |
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Just how great it is to be him |
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(It's easy having this much green, yeah) |
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He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again) |
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He's the greatest (Uh, it never gets old) |
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Muppets are a waste of time |
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Oh, can't you see? |
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Little muppets, time to give up your dream |
