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What with president johnson practicing escalatio on the vietnamese and then the dominican crisis on top of that it has been a nervous year and people have begun to feel like a christian scientis |
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H appendicitis. fortunately in times of crisis just like this america always has this number one instrument of diplomacy to fall back on. here's a song about it. |
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When someone makes a move |
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Of which we don't approve, |
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Who is it that always intervenes? |
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U.n. and o.a.s., |
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They have their place, i guess, |
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But first send the marines! |
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We'll send them all we've got, |
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John wayne and randolph scott, |
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Remember those exciting fighting scenes? |
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To the shores of tripoli, |
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But not to mississippoli, |
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What do we do? we send the marines! |
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For might makes right, |
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And till they've seen the light, |
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They've got to be protected, |
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All their rights respected, |
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'till somebody we like can be elected. |
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Members of the corps |
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All hate the thought of war, |
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They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means. |
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Stop calling it aggression, |
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O we hate that expression. |
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We only want the world to know |
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That we support the status quo. |
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They love us everywhere we go, |
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So when in doubt, |
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Send the marines! |