Song | Smut |
Artist | Tom Lehrer |
Album | That Was The Year That Was |
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I do have a cause though. it is obscenity. i'm for it. unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom | |
Peech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what's really involved:dirty books are fun. that's all there is to it. but you can't get up in a court and say that i suppose. it's sim | |
Matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the constitution unfortunately. anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days i have here a march for mi | |
T's called... | |
Smut! | |
Give me smut and nothing but! | |
A dirty novel i can't shut, | |
If it's uncut, | |
And unsubt- le. | |
I've never quibbled | |
If it was ribald, | |
I would devour where others merely nibbled. | |
As the judge remarked the day that he | |
Acquitted my aunt hortense, | |
"to be smut | |
It must be ut- | |
Terly without redeeming social importance." | |
Por- | |
Nographic pictures i adore. | |
Indecent magazines galore, | |
I like them more | |
If they're hard core. | |
(bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, | |
Samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything! | |
More, more, i'm still not satisfied!) | |
Stories of tortures | |
Used by debauchers, | |
Lurid, licentious, and vile, | |
Make me smile. | |
Novels that pander | |
To my taste for candor | |
Give me a pleasure sublime. | |
(let's face it, i love slime.) | |
All books can be indecent books | |
Though recent books are bolder, | |
For filth (i'm glad to say) is in | |
The mind of the beholder. | |
When correctly viewed, | |
Everything is lewd. | |
(i could tell you things about peter pan, | |
And the wizard of oz, there's a dirty old man!) | |
I thrill | |
To any book like fanny hill, | |
And i suppose i always will, | |
If it is swill | |
And really fil | |
Thy. | |
Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? | |
But now they're trying to take it all | |
Away from us unless | |
We take a stand, and hand in hand | |
We fight for freedom of the press. | |
In other words, | |
Smut! (i love it) | |
Ah, the adventures of a slut. | |
Oh, i'm a market they can't glut, | |
I don't know what | |
Compares with smut. | |
Hip hip hooray! | |
Let's hear it for the supreme court! | |
Don't let them take it away! |
I do have a cause though. it is obscenity. i' m for it. unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom | |
Peech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what' s really involved: dirty books are fun. that' s all there is to it. but you can' t get up in a court and say that i suppose. it' s sim | |
Matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the constitution unfortunately. anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days i have here a march for mi | |
T' s called... | |
Smut! | |
Give me smut and nothing but! | |
A dirty novel i can' t shut, | |
If it' s uncut, | |
And unsubt le. | |
I' ve never quibbled | |
If it was ribald, | |
I would devour where others merely nibbled. | |
As the judge remarked the day that he | |
Acquitted my aunt hortense, | |
" to be smut | |
It must be ut | |
Terly without redeeming social importance." | |
Por | |
Nographic pictures i adore. | |
Indecent magazines galore, | |
I like them more | |
If they' re hard core. | |
bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, | |
Samplers, stainedglass windows, tattoos, anything! | |
More, more, i' m still not satisfied! | |
Stories of tortures | |
Used by debauchers, | |
Lurid, licentious, and vile, | |
Make me smile. | |
Novels that pander | |
To my taste for candor | |
Give me a pleasure sublime. | |
let' s face it, i love slime. | |
All books can be indecent books | |
Though recent books are bolder, | |
For filth i' m glad to say is in | |
The mind of the beholder. | |
When correctly viewed, | |
Everything is lewd. | |
i could tell you things about peter pan, | |
And the wizard of oz, there' s a dirty old man! | |
I thrill | |
To any book like fanny hill, | |
And i suppose i always will, | |
If it is swill | |
And really fil | |
Thy. | |
Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? | |
But now they' re trying to take it all | |
Away from us unless | |
We take a stand, and hand in hand | |
We fight for freedom of the press. | |
In other words, | |
Smut! i love it | |
Ah, the adventures of a slut. | |
Oh, i' m a market they can' t glut, | |
I don' t know what | |
Compares with smut. | |
Hip hip hooray! | |
Let' s hear it for the supreme court! | |
Don' t let them take it away! |
I do have a cause though. it is obscenity. i' m for it. unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom | |
Peech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what' s really involved: dirty books are fun. that' s all there is to it. but you can' t get up in a court and say that i suppose. it' s sim | |
Matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the constitution unfortunately. anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days i have here a march for mi | |
T' s called... | |
Smut! | |
Give me smut and nothing but! | |
A dirty novel i can' t shut, | |
If it' s uncut, | |
And unsubt le. | |
I' ve never quibbled | |
If it was ribald, | |
I would devour where others merely nibbled. | |
As the judge remarked the day that he | |
Acquitted my aunt hortense, | |
" to be smut | |
It must be ut | |
Terly without redeeming social importance." | |
Por | |
Nographic pictures i adore. | |
Indecent magazines galore, | |
I like them more | |
If they' re hard core. | |
bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, | |
Samplers, stainedglass windows, tattoos, anything! | |
More, more, i' m still not satisfied! | |
Stories of tortures | |
Used by debauchers, | |
Lurid, licentious, and vile, | |
Make me smile. | |
Novels that pander | |
To my taste for candor | |
Give me a pleasure sublime. | |
let' s face it, i love slime. | |
All books can be indecent books | |
Though recent books are bolder, | |
For filth i' m glad to say is in | |
The mind of the beholder. | |
When correctly viewed, | |
Everything is lewd. | |
i could tell you things about peter pan, | |
And the wizard of oz, there' s a dirty old man! | |
I thrill | |
To any book like fanny hill, | |
And i suppose i always will, | |
If it is swill | |
And really fil | |
Thy. | |
Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? | |
But now they' re trying to take it all | |
Away from us unless | |
We take a stand, and hand in hand | |
We fight for freedom of the press. | |
In other words, | |
Smut! i love it | |
Ah, the adventures of a slut. | |
Oh, i' m a market they can' t glut, | |
I don' t know what | |
Compares with smut. | |
Hip hip hooray! | |
Let' s hear it for the supreme court! | |
Don' t let them take it away! |