| Song | Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
| Artist | Too Short |
| Album | Raw,Uncut,& X-Rated |
| 作词 : Bralower, Glassman, Moore ... | |
| Baby, check this out | |
| Yea you | |
| I wanna ask you a question | |
| Where is yo ass? | |
| Babby, what happened? | |
| A nigga like me I know what's up | |
| I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt | |
| If I can't find one anywhere | |
| It turns my dreams to nightmares | |
| Baby right there ain't got no ass | |
| But she's OK if she's got cash | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had | |
| Seen nothin but bitches with no ass | |
| I woke up early feelin shabby | |
| Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby | |
| Cuz every morning you know I have | |
| A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath | |
| Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short | |
| Thinkin about the day before | |
| Thirty minutes after I woke out | |
| I pulled a freak and took her to the house | |
| She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt | |
| She sucked my dick and then we fucked | |
| That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass | |
| A light-skinned freak with so much ass | |
| At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away | |
| I wanna do the same thing again today | |
| I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The day my story made itself | |
| Every bitch I saw was flat as hell | |
| I told myself I must need glasses | |
| Where's them bitches with the big brown asses | |
| Me and my group just wanna be tough | |
| Freak two bitches then switch 'em up | |
| It was 3:35, the strip was lit | |
| Every two blocks I seen a bitch | |
| But that ain't nuthin but a cat | |
| None of them bitch didn't have no ass | |
| Wait on the bus, some was walkin | |
| Me and my homie just started talkin | |
| I said, oh, she looks good | |
| He said that ass is flat as wood | |
| I said what about Vicky in the black | |
| He said, Short, she's all that | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The Invasion was on.. | |
| Every single day of the week | |
| For every nigga livin there's a freak | |
| If you've got game and a bed | |
| Why not get fucked and get some head | |
| Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked | |
| I just need one with alotta turf | |
| Me and my homie, rollin and smokin | |
| Flat booty bitches took over Oakland | |
| I told my homie, I hate to say | |
| All the bitches with booties stayed home today | |
| And he said Short, what now? | |
| Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town | |
| I thought them bitches out there was fine | |
| But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares | |
| I knew it, bitches was everywhere | |
| The first one had tits so fat | |
| But that don't work, her ass was flat | |
| The second bitch was flat too | |
| I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool | |
| I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin | |
| Where's your ass, baby what happened | |
| She turned around and capped on me | |
| She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth | |
| I damn near fell jumpin out the car | |
| But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard | |
| My homie said Short we gots to cut | |
| But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt | |
| I kicked her ass, got in the ride | |
| Looked at the bitch and said bye bye | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The invasion was on.. | |
| We parked the car and took a walk | |
| I saw another bitch and I had to talk | |
| I said baby, baby, baby come here | |
| Yea you baby with your long long hair | |
| Baby came over from across the street | |
| She was standin on the corner just talkin to me | |
| I was spittin the game but I talked to fast | |
| Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass | |
| Shit, and I was ready to go | |
| We was rollin back to the O | |
| I told that bitch I changed my mind | |
| She looked at me and she said why? | |
| I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player | |
| I'm not one of them niggas who don't care | |
| It's no thang to do my duty | |
| But not with you and yo flat booty | |
| Flat ain't the date superstar | |
| I could see if you was white, but your black as tar | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? | |
| Freak after freak with no behind | |
| One long day, I never got in | |
| I'm glad that shit never happened again | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Damn, I must be dreamin | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Wake me up 'fore I start screamin | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| What's this world comin to? | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Where's your ass, what happened to you? | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The invasion is on... |
| zuò cí : Bralower, Glassman, Moore ... | |
| Baby, check this out | |
| Yea you | |
| I wanna ask you a question | |
| Where is yo ass? | |
| Babby, what happened? | |
| A nigga like me I know what' s up | |
| I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt | |
| If I can' t find one anywhere | |
| It turns my dreams to nightmares | |
| Baby right there ain' t got no ass | |
| But she' s OK if she' s got cash | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| I' ll tell you ' bout a day that I had | |
| Seen nothin but bitches with no ass | |
| I woke up early feelin shabby | |
| Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby | |
| Cuz every morning you know I have | |
| A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath | |
| Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short | |
| Thinkin about the day before | |
| Thirty minutes after I woke out | |
| I pulled a freak and took her to the house | |
| She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt | |
| She sucked my dick and then we fucked | |
| That good tight pussy, I wouldn' t pass | |
| A lightskinned freak with so much ass | |
| At 1 P. M. I was fuckin away | |
| I wanna do the same thing again today | |
| I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The day my story made itself | |
| Every bitch I saw was flat as hell | |
| I told myself I must need glasses | |
| Where' s them bitches with the big brown asses | |
| Me and my group just wanna be tough | |
| Freak two bitches then switch ' em up | |
| It was 3: 35, the strip was lit | |
| Every two blocks I seen a bitch | |
| But that ain' t nuthin but a cat | |
| None of them bitch didn' t have no ass | |
| Wait on the bus, some was walkin | |
| Me and my homie just started talkin | |
| I said, oh, she looks good | |
| He said that ass is flat as wood | |
| I said what about Vicky in the black | |
| He said, Short, she' s all that | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The Invasion was on.. | |
| Every single day of the week | |
| For every nigga livin there' s a freak | |
| If you' ve got game and a bed | |
| Why not get fucked and get some head | |
| Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked | |
| I just need one with alotta turf | |
| Me and my homie, rollin and smokin | |
| Flat booty bitches took over Oakland | |
| I told my homie, I hate to say | |
| All the bitches with booties stayed home today | |
| And he said Short, what now? | |
| Put the pedal to the metal and hit the BTown | |
| I thought them bitches out there was fine | |
| But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| We hit the BTown like Oakland flares | |
| I knew it, bitches was everywhere | |
| The first one had tits so fat | |
| But that don' t work, her ass was flat | |
| The second bitch was flat too | |
| I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool | |
| I said beatch, I know I' m cappin | |
| Where' s your ass, baby what happened | |
| She turned around and capped on me | |
| She said, fuck you nigga, where' s your teeth | |
| I damn near fell jumpin out the car | |
| But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard | |
| My homie said Short we gots to cut | |
| But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt | |
| I kicked her ass, got in the ride | |
| Looked at the bitch and said bye bye | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The invasion was on.. | |
| We parked the car and took a walk | |
| I saw another bitch and I had to talk | |
| I said baby, baby, baby come here | |
| Yea you baby with your long long hair | |
| Baby came over from across the street | |
| She was standin on the corner just talkin to me | |
| I was spittin the game but I talked to fast | |
| Cuz I didn' t even notice that big flat ass | |
| Shit, and I was ready to go | |
| We was rollin back to the O | |
| I told that bitch I changed my mind | |
| She looked at me and she said why? | |
| I said I' m Sir Too Short, the Oakland player | |
| I' m not one of them niggas who don' t care | |
| It' s no thang to do my duty | |
| But not with you and yo flat booty | |
| Flat ain' t the date superstar | |
| I could see if you was white, but your black as tar | |
| Bitches, bitches, bitches | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? | |
| Freak after freak with no behind | |
| One long day, I never got in | |
| I' m glad that shit never happened again | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Damn, I must be dreamin | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Wake me up ' fore I start screamin | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| What' s this world comin to? | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| Where' s your ass, what happened to you? | |
| Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches | |
| The invasion is on... |